luv4all7 said:

Sorry, but why do you smell your children?

Spookymuffin said:

Every parent smells their kids. Especially their heads. It's a wonderful, comforting smell. I can't explain it.

Spookymuffin said:

It's a way-down-deep genetic thing to be able to recognize our children by scent. We've evolved to love that smell.

FunkMistress said:

I'll kill my kids.

eat airborne effervescent tablets
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As infants just that baby fresh smell they need to bottle that shit up and sell it or make it into car freshener things that hang from you rearview mirror shaped like baby footies or something. But now that my twins are 12 I do it cause they are active boys that have to be reminded to bathe cause they have other important things going on like football, basketball and swimming Kids can be cruel dont want no stinky kid

HereToRockYourWorld said:

Nothing's worse than the sweaty smell of one of my kids that have been playing and sweating all day. TO THE SHOWER WITH YOU, NOW!!!

jerseykrs said:

Okay, mothers have evolved to love that smell, then.

FunkMistress said:

It's not always a comforting smell, sometimes it just a smell that needs to go into the shower.

HereToRockYourWorld said:

my other half cleans his rims practically everytime he parks the car.

SpisaRibb said:

In public???

FunkMistress said:

littlemissG said:

Not necessarily the smell of their (ie. bacteria+sweat). The smell of their body chemistry.

I put Lays potato chips on bread and eat it like a sandwich

DanceWme said:

I put chips in my sandwiches and crunch it down.

luv4all7 said:

FunkMistress said:

i thought i was the only one. i always do it when i'm hugging them

brownsugar said:

me too I don't think this is weird enough to qualify for my thread!!!

now, on the other hand if you smell your truck, ironed your children and washed your bedclothes every other day...

ZombieKitten said:

I always sniff my son when I hug him too. I love smelling his hair.

emm said:

I am going to try it today

you know what I like frozen?
these:

the cake doesn't freeze but the cream filling does! delightful!

I like two slices of toast, with strawberry jam and nutella in between.

I am not attracted to available guys.

Ermmmm.

I cannot sleep if I have not cuddled my tomcat.

I write children's stories.

when eating pizza a person MUST take the first bite at the tip of the pizza. Then bites must be taken from left to right of the pizza EVENLY PARALLEL to the crust; left to right, right to left, left to right-This must be done until just the sauce and the crust are left. then the crust MUST be eaten lengthwise. i can't stand to watch people fold their pizza or eat the sides of it-drives me crazy
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I still sleep with my cuddly toy. I think it stems from some bad shit from childhood.

brownsugar said:

brownsugar said:

if it's thin crust pizza i fold it

heyduckie said:

People folding pizza!!!!!

ZombieKitten said:

exactly

brownsugar said:

that should not be allowed! those folks should be made to buy involtinis or calzones instead!

ZombieKitten said:

If the base is really flimsy I eat pizza with fork & knife.