Handclapsfingasnapz said:

i'm not any damn swampfoot.

Do you wear the same shoes each day?...you should wear at least two different pairs, so one pair can dry out in between wearings. you can put baby powder/corn starch in your socks before putting your shoes on, to absorb moisture.
I do like the altoids idea, btw, they're curiously strong.

purplerein said:

oh, i have tinactin at home, but i never need it since my perspiration usually smells like rosemilk and whatnot.

Anx said:

then perhaps your perspiration is concentrated from not drinking enough during the day (water, juice, not wine/alcohol)

Yeah, but "whatnot" can be toxic...

FunkMistress said:

uh-huh! just on the account that it was so corny!

You're not wearing open-toed sandals are you?

Anx said:

that's right, you're not just any swampfoot, you're the king of swampfoot.

cborgman said:

pretty swampfoot

jerseykrs said:

awww, look how cute his face looks in that!

now post some pics of his feet

cborgman said:

http://www.youtube.com/wa...kYU_V2rEq4

1-911-BAD-FEET starring the Flip Flops!

Anx said:

You should delegate, get someone else to smell your feet for you. They could then report back to you with their findings.

It would help if you wore something that permitted as much airflow as possible. Something that basically just protects the bottom of your foot, with some sort of minimal strap to hold it on. Yeah. Something like that.

HereToRockYourWorld said:

HereToRockYourWorld said:

as long as it's not sandals!

Anx, to be sure, simply ask a workmate you trust to take a whiff and report back to you - meke sure you tell them to be honest!

ThreadBare said:

Anx said:

Lessee. What makes something a sandal? Like, what if you had some sort of protective surface, with strings that you tied to your belt, or held between your teeth, or something. So that there is no strappy thing going around your foot. Would that be a sandal?

Like this.

A modern, high-tech version:

If you can smell them then they stank! when you go home put a fabric softener sheet in your shoes. works wonders I do this in my hubbys basketball shoes

irrisistableB said:

ooh! good idea. i sprayed the shit out of them with tinactin, but if the vile odor persists, it's BOUNCE TIME.

I want this topic to go AWAY!

FunkMistress said:

i think funkyfeet is a serious topic that needs to be thoroughly discussed until we all have a shared understanding of the topic and can clearly discuss solutions to this worldwide killer of olfactory dreams.

Anx said:

FUUUUUCK no!

FunkMistress said:

but what about the children????

I am reminded of Fry from Futurama smelling his feet in "The Day the Earth Stood Stupid"... yall know what I'm talking about? The one where Fry is revealed to be the savior of mankind against the brains?

sorry. back to topic.
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