I can't confirm this, but I have a strong suspicion that my feet are stinky today. I smell something that resembles sour fritos, and I've had a stressy day. I think all the stress gave me stankfoot.

Is it unprofessional to smell your own feet at work?

Oh, and First!!!

HAHAHA!...hmmm...spray it with something...or put powder on it.

Anx, I've an idea:

1) Slyly nudge your shoes off with your feet.

2) Knock over your mug or canister of pens and pencils. It might help to give a plaintive, "Oh, my stars and garters. What a klutz!!" as you do this.

3) While under your desk pretending to gather your pens and pencils, surrepticiously smell your feet.

4) Come up for air, waving the writing implements in the air as you breathlessly say: "I got 'em! I got 'em. Thank you..."

unlucky7 said:

i have no foot powder at work! i might have some altoids. i could crush those up and surreptitiously sprinkle the mint dust in my shoes. i'd have fresh, minty feet.

ThreadBare said:

Now you are giving him baddd ideas

I can smell them all the way through the internet!



Oh wait. Maybe that's my feet.

ThreadBare said:

we both used the word 'surrepticiously' at the same time. that's creepy!

Anx said:

.....I'll say.....

Anx said:

I bet you blink every now and then, too, don't ya? I do, too!!!

ThreadBare said:

you don't understand. three syllable words are where i draw the line.

I can smell them from here...MAN WAY STINKY!!!!

luv4all7 said:

:handing Luv4all7 the dictionary: it means keeping it down low
[Edited 10/10/06 12:55pm]

purplerein said:

Then thats what they shoulda said.

Way to break the Org, Anx!

luv4all7 said:

We did say that... ...

simultaneously, extemporaneously...

If you have a fan nearby, aim it at your feet and in the direction of a co-worker's office or cubicle, and blame the offending odor on that person!

ThreadBare said:

I'm goin to lay down.

TMPletz said:

That's how rumors get started:

Anx's stinky feet toejam broke the Org...

TMPletz said:

i WILL point my feet at you.

where's deja?

:fass:

Anx said:

if they start tingling when you put the altoids in there, then i'ma be worried about you. you'll be here in minneapolis next weekend, and we'll be having to stop at the store constantly to feed your altoids-in-shoes fetish.

cborgman said:

Anyone remember that commercial with the guy that had "swampfoot"?

It was funny, they superimposed a nasty marsh on his foot.

jerseykrs said:

i remember it!

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

God, he mumbled something like "My wife calls me SWAMPFOOT! "

jerseykrs said:

yeah! dang, they need to show that commercial again...