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I might be a bad lover I'm judging this not from any comments from unsatisfied customers (ahem, my wife) but by the sheer volume of SPAM mail I get about Viagra, things I could try different to impress my lover, and offers to lengthen my plumbing parts.
Do the elves who live inside my computer know something I don't? Has my wife or any of my pre-marriage lovers been talking to the Internet people? Frankly, I feel like I have been exposed. All good things they say never last... | |
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The millionaire Nigerians that need someone to cash a check for them are my faves. | |
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jerseykrs said: The millionaire Nigerians that need someone to cash a check for them are my faves.
I don't get those as much. I'd say 95% of my SPAM is in the sexually inadequate department. Someone's been talking... All good things they say never last... | |
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GottaLetitgo said: jerseykrs said: The millionaire Nigerians that need someone to cash a check for them are my faves.
I don't get those as much. I'd say 95% of my SPAM is in the sexually inadequate department. Someone's been talking...  | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: GottaLetitgo said: I don't get those as much. I'd say 95% of my SPAM is in the sexually inadequate department. Someone's been talking... It REALLY DOES happen to everyone. That's my official position on the subject. All good things they say never last... | |
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My email account never, ever gets spam.  | |
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GottaLetitgo said: IrresistibleB1tch said: It REALLY DOES happen to everyone. That's my official position on the subject. right...  | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: GottaLetitgo said: I don't get those as much. I'd say 95% of my SPAM is in the sexually inadequate department. Someone's been talking... :trying not to feel jealous: | |
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Is it normal for our battery bill to be almost as much as our regular grocery bill? Frankly we don't have that many electronics in the house. Whenever I ask my wife, she gets this far away look in her eyes. All good things they say never last... | |
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purplerein said: IrresistibleB1tch said: :trying not to feel jealous: so have you addressed your jealousy issues? do you think they stem from your childhood experiences? when did you first notice them? | |
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Damn, I just got another one on my work e-mail: "Want to be on top all night? it reads.
On top of what? All good things they say never last... | |
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I think we all know why he got rid of me now.
It's true...the Captain slept with Gotta's wife. And I was FANTASTIC! | |
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GottaLetitgo said: Damn, I just got another one on my work e-mail: "Want to be on top all night? it reads.
On top of what? who the hell wants to be on top all night anyway?  | |
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jerseykrs said: GottaLetitgo said: Damn, I just got another one on my work e-mail: "Want to be on top all night? it reads.
On top of what? who the hell wants to be on top all night anyway? After 10 minutes I get cramps. All good things they say never last... | |
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GottaLetitgo said: jerseykrs said: who the hell wants to be on top all night anyway? After 10 minutes I get cramps. That's alot of work, screw that shit. | |
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This thread has gone flacid.
Not that I can relate in the slightest. All good things they say never last... | |
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jerseykrs said: The millionaire Nigerians that need someone to cash a check for them are my faves.
I know it's spam when that person says they are a friend trying to hook me up with some pussy 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: jerseykrs said: The millionaire Nigerians that need someone to cash a check for them are my faves.
I know it's spam when that person says they are a friend trying to hook me up with some pussy The Nigerian guy just asks me if I would like to buy some viagra. My reputation has apparently gone global. All good things they say never last... | |
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I just got an e-mail that says "Can't be a lover any more."
Is that a threat? All good things they say never last... | |
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My lastest e-mail: "Nobody will know your problem"
But didn't I let this out of the bag in this thread. I mean, not that I have a problem. All good things they say never last... | |
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