Cars, Objects,, Body Parts


My truck is Front Yard Freddy,,
My weight Bench is Dirty Girty
My Penis is Mr. Delicious.

What about you?

What do they call you??...

Byron said:

My friend either call me chad,(part of my family name) or topher

My students call me Mr. C

My football & Basketball team call me Coach C,, I hate that mother fucker,, I love that son of a bitch,, or asshole. lol

What about you?

karmatornado said:

karmatornado said:

No, I meant your truck, your weight bench and your penis...

Byron said:

My truck calls me big Papi,, My weight bench calls me sad bastard,,, My Penis has called me a bastard for a few weeks now since hes been in hiding. lol

I used to have a car called the grey lady, the next one was shitbox, then yellow peril (named after a lovely sculpture it resembled after kids smashed the roof in with a wheelie bin and jumped on it), the one I have now is called "crammy"
My computer is called happy mutant.

You're a bloody weirdo.

Spookymuffin said:

whenever i eat too much, i refer to myself as if i were some other person, and use the name 'fatty'. as in, "i went to an indian buffet last weekend, and fatty cleaned off five plates."

Interesting

Anx said:

I have funny names for my neighbours. Next door is called 'Joan the moan', cos she's always moaning, next door but one I call 'Miss Tooty', cos she 's a stuck up bitch. Next door on the other side I call them the 'rootin' tooters' cos they're cowboy mad and next door to them I call 'The Brady Bunch', cos they have so many kids.

I call my pinky finger "the Millenium Falcon."

goosebumps said:

OMG we have next door ratboy and muscleboy

I had 2 Minis - Ernie and Bert.....


A Black Toyota Celica Mk1 (1976 Model looked like a Ford Mustang but smaller) nicknamed the Batmobile after some Kids on my street named it that


My Shoes have always been known as Canal Barges.....Once, at a place I worked at, My supervisor had ordered me some Workboots (The Company would pay for your safety gear) Jokingly he said that an entire herd of Cows had died for my boots .....

I nicknamed the Street I live on ASBO central, well.....that kinda speaks for itself.....

People used to call me Carlos, cuz my Name is Carl..... Like,,How original ...Thanks for trying!!!! .....

I was reminded today that two of my friends call their cars "hassel" and "hoff"

Please dont ask me why. They are normally sane I swear!