Is meat a euphamism for penis in this circumstance?...just askin?

only at the org .. can a discussion of coffee ... turn ... to penis .... or ... shall i say penor ....

purplerein said:

everything on here is a euphemism for penis.

Anx said:

even vagina?

Spookymuffin said:

yes. especially vagina. this is why the org has yet to win a webby.

Anx said:

Anx said:

What in the name of Prince is this?

Anx said:

Oh HELL no!

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

It's a thread about sex.

I inadvertently said Americans were rubbish in Bed, especially in luxury hotels.

And I'm pissed that nobody gave me any of the vagina-tasting coffee.

Spookymuffin said:

Oh I am sure you are right!

Spookymuffin said:

and he doesn't like how americans have sex because he likes getting shat on by geese.

Anx said:

This thread is a disgrace! Where is the foldgers can in the opening post? Where is the sun? There needs to be sun and encouragment. You owe me coffee in Minne for this.

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

Anx said:

What the hell?

Anx said:

Stupid American!

FunkMistress said:

Be a dear and go see if we still have a thread in P&R!

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

This one should be moved! Poorly made coffee is against my religion! I'm OFFENDED!

Ever tried coffee from one of those ancient vending machines that spits out coffee, mocha, or chicken soup into a little paper cup? Some days it would spit out water, other days the coffe came out pitch black with dirt in the bottom, and some days, the coffee had a faint chicken flavor to it.

FunkMistress said:

To where?

www.michaeljackson.com

Do you still mod that site Anx?

Erin, he would just get us banned!

Tom said:

I remember those from bowling alleys and hospitals.

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

I hear they're starting up forums here.

Tom said:

At the hospitals....







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Still tryin to decide what would be more disgustng...ass coffee or meat coffee?

Probably the coffee you would get at one of those nasty local grocers who use their
grandmas stockings as a strainer.

origmnd said:

ok, i can take the coffee/meat/penis etc. discussion, but this has officially put me off my lunch...

Man Gets 6 Months For Putting Urine In Co-Workers' Coffee
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14896861/

AKRON, Ohio - There will be no trial for a Summit County postal worker accused of urinating in his co-workers' coffee.

Thomas Shaheen admitted Monday that he put urine in the break room coffee pot at the Wolf Ledges post office branch earlier this year. Shaheen was sentenced to six months in a jail work release program.

He was also ordered to pay his co-workers $1,200 to reimburse them for the video camera they rented to help capture him in the act.

Shaheen told his former co-workers during his sentencing that he was sorry for what he did, reported NewsChannel5.

"I just wanted to tell you I'm really sorry," said Shaheen. "I don't know what came over me. I hope you find it in your heart to forgive me. I'm really sorry, I just want to get my life over, get my life going again."

But before he apologized and was sentenced, some of the postal employees he worked with at the transportation maintenance shop gave Shaheen a piece of their minds.

"He not only watched us drink the coffee but the majority of the shop, his own friends and fellow workers, about 20 of us all together, he would sit in the same room with people and watch them drink his sick little brew and think nothing of it," said postal worker Jene Jackson.

Postal workers said Shaheen poured urine in the coffee pot several times in a four- to six-month period. Employees said Shaheen was jealous of some of his peers who had certain work privileges.

"Some guys would go out in the morning and deliver trucks out to the stations, which a lot of guys would prefer doing that, and then he would stay and he would get upset about that," said one worker.

Former co-worker Jim Jackson said, "Everybody's got their own idea on the matter, it was a pretty disgusting ordeal, but it's done. I do feel for his family, we didn't deserve it and his family definitely didn't deserve what he's put them through."

Anx said:

You need to use another body part for stirring.


M

One of my favorite quotes from Twin Peaks:

"There was a fish in the percolator!"