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Printablebrownsugar said: FunkMistress said: I don't think so, but Howard Stern used to play clips from it. they have podcasts of the onion Seriously??!!!    I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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CalhounSq said: brownsugar said: they have podcasts of the onion Seriously??!!!  | |
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that describes the majority of the het relationships i saw some of my friends in during high school and job corps.  | |
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I know a couple who are actually like this.
At first, most people were like "Pass the sickbag"  (in a joking way) but having gone to two weddings recently - one, which was all about 'Look at how much money we've spent' and theirs, which was ten times' simpler but had ten times' more emotion - it really reminds you of the important things. Seeing just *how* much they love each other and knowing that her husband will look out for my mate at all times, do anything for her... I couldn't be happier for them. | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: that describes the majority of the het relationships i saw some of my friends in during high school and job corps.
Tell me about it. I fucking HATE that shit! I see it work all the time and unfortunately all I can do is roll my eyes. I can't wait to get me a man. I'm shoving my tongue down his throat AND WHAT. My roommate and her gf were making out at a gas station one time, and this lady went OFF and my roommate ran after her fucking truck. I sat in the car because it was christmas eve and I was NOT going to jail.  Body messager? Please 
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OneMoreTimeP said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: that describes the majority of the het relationships i saw some of my friends in during high school and job corps.
Tell me about it. I fucking HATE that shit! I see it work all the time and unfortunately all I can do is roll my eyes. I can't wait to get me a man. I'm shoving my tongue down his throat AND WHAT. My roommate and her gf were making out at a gas station one time, and this lady went OFF and my roommate ran after her fucking truck. I sat in the car because it was christmas eve and I was NOT going to jail.  I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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CalhounSq said: OneMoreTimeP said: Tell me about it. I fucking HATE that shit! I see it work all the time and unfortunately all I can do is roll my eyes. I can't wait to get me a man. I'm shoving my tongue down his throat AND WHAT. My roommate and her gf were making out at a gas station one time, and this lady went OFF and my roommate ran after her fucking truck. I sat in the car because it was christmas eve and I was NOT going to jail. Okay... or a chick 
But anyway, that shit is annoying. Body messager? Please
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FunkMistress said: Ace said: If only you liked dick.  I hear he's a great writer, but I've never read any of his books.
are you kidding me? i've been into dick for AGES. there's so much out there, too - i've plowed through lots of dick over the years, and it's nice to know there's always some more that i've never had a chance to enjoy. whenever i get bored, i can always go over to the library and pick up some dick!  | |
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Anx said: FunkMistress said: I hear he's a great writer, but I've never read any of his books.
are you kidding me? i've been into dick for AGES. there's so much out there, too - i've plowed through lots of dick over the years, and it's nice to know there's always some more that i've never had a chance to enjoy. whenever i get bored, i can always go over to the library and pick up some dick!  | |
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Anx said: FunkMistress said: I hear he's a great writer, but I've never read any of his books.
are you kidding me? i've been into dick for AGES. there's so much out there, too - i've plowed through lots of dick over the years, and it's nice to know there's always some more that i've never had a chance to enjoy. whenever i get bored, i can always go over to the library and pick up some dick!  and here i've been trying the bar scene all this time! | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: Anx said: are you kidding me? i've been into dick for AGES. there's so much out there, too - i've plowed through lots of dick over the years, and it's nice to know there's always some more that i've never had a chance to enjoy. whenever i get bored, i can always go over to the library and pick up some dick! and here i've been trying the bar scene all this time! don't be silly. if you're serious about picking up some good dick, you have to go to the library or a bookstore - though oddly enough, you kinda have to spend some time looking around. sometimes you can grab some used dick off eBay, that's always an option. | |
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Anx said: IrresistibleB1tch said: and here i've been trying the bar scene all this time! don't be silly. if you're serious about picking up some good dick, you have to go to the library or a bookstore - though oddly enough, you kinda have to spend some time looking around. sometimes you can grab some used dick off eBay, that's always an option.  no used dick for me. but i think i'll head over to Barnes & Noble right now...  $20 should do the trick, right? | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: no used dick for me. but i think i'll head over to Barnes & Noble right now... $20 should do the trick, right? depends on how much dick you want, really. they may have a 3 for 2 special, which you should take advantage of. i always say three dicks are better than one! | |
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Anx said: IrresistibleB1tch said: no used dick for me. but i think i'll head over to Barnes & Noble right now... $20 should do the trick, right? depends on how much dick you want, really. they may have a 3 for 2 special, which you should take advantage of. i always say three dicks are better than one! want to make that your new signature?
i'll see what kind of specials B&N has - now that you've raised my expectations, i might just have to take my business to Borders... | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: Anx said: depends on how much dick you want, really. they may have a 3 for 2 special, which you should take advantage of. i always say three dicks are better than one! want to make that your new signature?
i'll see what kind of specials B&N has - now that you've raised my expectations, i might just have to take my business to Borders... ooh! if you stock up on a bunch of dick at borders, they give you rewards. you might get a free latte! | |
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Anx said: IrresistibleB1tch said: want to make that your new signature?
i'll see what kind of specials B&N has - now that you've raised my expectations, i might just have to take my business to Borders... ooh! if you stock up on a bunch of dick at borders, they give you rewards. you might get a free latte! did you know "Latte" is a german colloquialism for dick? | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: Anx said: ooh! if you stock up on a bunch of dick at borders, they give you rewards. you might get a free latte! did you know "Latte" is a german colloquialism for dick? ooh, that's a whole latte love! | |
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Anx said: IrresistibleB1tch said: did you know "Latte" is a german colloquialism for dick? ooh, that's a whole latte love! life is good! | |
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onenitealone said:
This line in particular: "Apparently the pussywhipped douchebag smiles when he sees her name on caller ID, too," blogger Jessie Fox said. "If they love each other so goddamn much, why don't they just get married and live happily ever fucking after?" 
Wait til spats sees this thread.  if they got married....this story would be OVER....LOL Because of God..we 2 r 1~~Darren & Suzyn forever
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hisfan4ever said: onenitealone said:
This line in particular: "Apparently the pussywhipped douchebag smiles when he sees her name on caller ID, too," blogger Jessie Fox said. "If they love each other so goddamn much, why don't they just get married and live happily ever fucking after?"
Wait til spats sees this thread. if they got married....this story would be OVER....LOL
Someone should do the 'Married' version. | |
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