hit with a belt, shoe, hanger, throw them on the ground and kick them in the head and stomach and talk bad about my kids in front of people.

Nothing that I vowed I would never do, but there is something that troubles me, that I find that I do now, when as a kid I wondered why she sat that way.

I catch myself sitting on the couch like my mom. She has this certain way she sits and when I catch myself doing that sit of her's it makes me feel more than a little odd. No creeped out or disgusted. Just strange. I quickly sit in a different position.

Smoke Cigarettes!!

or

Drink fucking Coffee!!!



Worst breath ever when combined!!!!

IrresistibleB1tch said:

Mine too.. I have many things on my list that I vow NOT to do like my parents..too many to list here..

I vow to never...

scare the crap out of my kids by talking about ghosts and flipping my eyelids backward (thanks Dad)

take my kids around freak pedophiliac uncles (not something my mom knew about her brothers until much later)

dress my kids who are close in age but not twins the same everyday (i hated that!!!)

Shanti1 said:

IrresistibleB1tch said:

FunkMistress said:

he is a right nutter!

but your mum and her vomit receptacle hands!!!

if i had kids, one thing i definitely wouldn't do is wipe off smudges/spit/whatever from their faces with a spit-covered thumb or finger, like my mom always did with me when i was really little. i hated it when she did that.

another thing she'd do is take pictures of me in these totally girly-girl dresses and outfits that she thought i looked adorable in. lil' ol' tomboyish me absolutely dreaded that shit. i remember there was this one picture she took of me wearing this red velvet or corduroy dress with a matching hat...i must've been about 4 or 5 when she took it. i wish i had the picture so i could scan it, because you could totally read what i was thinking on my face at that moment...i was like "kay*. put down the fucking polaroid instamatic, and take this dress off of me. NOW." i was pissed.



* my mom's name--i've never called her "mom", it's always been on a first-name basis ever since i learned how to speak. one day when i was real little i asked her what her name was, and she told me. she always let me call her by her first name...my dad, on the other hand, wasn't so receptive. his nickname is "slim" (because he's tall and skinny), and i called 'im that all the time up till one day when i was about 7 or 8 he told me, "no, you start calling me 'dad' from now on!"




just say no to dresses! edit
[Edited 10/4/06 19:26pm]

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

I smooth down the boys eyebrows with a bit of spit on my finger in front of my mother-in-law if my husband is watching

(When he was little my husband stabbed the canary with a fork and his mum took it and stabbed his hand with it!!! OMG they had to buy a new canary before his dad came home )

ZombieKitten said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

what a family! I vow to not to a LOT of things my mother in law does, omg I am crying over here

Smoke, like my dad

Scream and kick shit when I'm upset, like my mother.

Talk baby-talk to kids when they're not babies. (I'm 21 and my mom STILL does this!)

drink like my dad

tell my kids to never have kids cause they ruin your life, like my dad
(that one was a weird conversation he was actually saying it as advice to me)

thats all for now

unlucky7 said:

No shit ...

unlucky7 said:

omg

x 1000