Somebody...HELP!

I have to go to Poland for work! Poznań, to be exact!

cool! i'd love to check out poland, just for the sake of checking it out. just be receptive to it, i'm sure you'll find interesting things.

You mean forever or for a while?

I'd love to go to Poland. I dated a girl from Poland and she really turned me onto the country.

I had to admit to her that Americans tell Polish jokes and I had no idea why.

Warsaw would be interesting as would Auschwitz, but Poznań is highly industrial and very small.....and typical of business travel, I will be ushered in there, work like a dog, and ushered out....

I love traveling, meeting new people, experiencing cultures, but business travel is a whole different ball game.....

I'm receptive and open.....but a battery factory in Poznań? Hell to the naw..

Lawd, lawd.....

I'd love to go just to confirm if the boys there are as hot as the ones in Polish porn

Come on now.....tsk, tsk!



Don't go Rep. Mark Foley on me or anything.....

cubic61052 said:

the boys in the porn are legal. I aint pullin no Foley

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I don't know, but the women are beautiful.

a battery factory, though, hmm

NDRU said:

some of the women are beautiful.....I know one who isn't.....

Battery factories, however....not beautiful at all!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

At least you hope so....

cubic61052 said:

Well that's what the boxes say anyway

You make me laugh.....

OK, smarty pants....come to Poznań with me and check them out yourself! I bet you can find a really hot guy in the battery factory...no teeth, a big belly, smelly arm pits....

cubic61052 said:

Add at least some dentures and then we're talkin!

At least you guys have softened the blow....I reeealllly do not want to go on this trip.

cubic61052 said:

i guess i'm just a travel junkie. i like getting away from home, even if it's job related. if it's overseas, all the better. i have an opportunity to schlep back and forth to NYC a lot for work over the next few months...i SO hope it happens. my only reservation is getting someone to take care of my kitty while i'm gone.

cubic61052 said:

why not!? Is Poland really that bad? Maybe it's all the polish porn I've seen over the years but I would love to go!

Anx said:

Get a pet sitter...they are the best....much better for your pet than boarding....

I travel a lot, and some business trips ~even to other countries~ can be arduous at best.

Have fun in NYC....one of my favorite cities!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Not gonna go there, my friend.....two reasons: too much going on here in Atlanta and it brings up some bad memories....

But...I will trudge forward, ever diligent....the super star employee that I am (cough, cough... )

cubic61052 said:

It might work as a pick up line: "I can get you batteries, cheap. What size does your toy take?"

...on second thought, probably not!

what kind of work do you do?
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Not sure I want to use that as a pick up line.....I'm way past 'picking up' anyway.....

cubic61052 said:

what work do you do?

batteries.....

cubic61052 said:

pouring acid? copper topping? writing "+" and "-"?

making them....the whole thing....
for cars, telecommunications, computers, industrial use....

cubic61052 said:

speaking of.....

I was listening to a radio show and they were dealing with freakish sex stories and this guy called in to tell how he was with this chick that he could not get off no matter how much time and devotion and energy he put into trying to achieve the goal. It all came clear to him when he found out how she would get off in her alone time.

She had a metal vibrator with wires coming out the end and those wires were attached to a car battery. When she would reach her magic moment, she would complete the circuit by grabbing a metal handle that was drilled onto her nightstand No damn wonder he couldn't get her off. She needed to be plowed by a live wired telephone pole

that sounds like an accident waiting to happen.....pretty scary, if you ask me!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

that's nothing, my girlfriend needs to be killed in the electric chair while being choked and watching a Mark Wahlberg movie

NDRU said:

You must go through a lot of girlfriends

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

nah, I'm just saving it for Feb 14