they look totally immobile.

yes, because real boobs are perfect half-spheres...

I'd like to bend 'em like Beckham.

Illustrator said:

they look as pliable as barbie tits.

Some of you know I work in the cosmetics industry *cough* Mr Beckham made me 13%

Oh the clients I have served

IrresistibleB1tch said:

You'd be sursprised how at how many revision surgeries people have

GaryTheNoTrashCougar said:

oh, i'm sure... i'm thinking more in general terms.

Do those come with containers for safe keeping when she releases them from the iron grip of the dress?

They look totally detatchable.....

reneGade20 said:

I'll tell you what DOES look real in that photo, her drugged up expression.

Why has she written `The Girls` across her chest?

fathermcmeekle said:

Maybe that what she call 'em.
"The Girls".

Illustrator said:

Undoubtedly, but for someone usually quite stylish, it looks very sloppy.

Maybe David wrote it?

Illustrator said:

Which spice was she btw?

fathermcmeekle said:

It's pretty good if he wrote 'em with his equipment.

I could prabably only make up to "Th"
& even then, it probably would be very "readable".

But then again,
I ain't no professional athlete.

christos7 said:

Cumin, I think.

Illustrator said:

They'd get me dribblin'

When she lies down and they're in the exact same position, they're fake. Not to mention the shiny taut skin. I'd powder that down.

The dress on her right breast is poking in her implant. Can she not feel that??
OUCH!

Yanno what sucks???

Now.

Because of implants.

Everyones titts look so damn fake. That they look normal.

And now real titts get a bad wrap.

IrresistibleB1tch said:

with all the money she and her hubby has, I'd figure she'll fare fine in about 20 years.....

I would pick fake boobies over a woman with a flat chest or a woman who had sagging boobies. But the ideal situation is a woman with real nice sized boobies that don't sag bad.

luv4all7 said:

The number of times I've heard natural tits called saggy and gross because they aren't rock solid and sit up under the girl's chin.....

meow85 said:

Not saying that they should be rock hard and stand at attention. But they should not drop to her knees when the bra comes off or rest at her sides when she is lying down.

Spats said:

Um, all natural boobs drift to the side when their owner lays down, no matter how young and perky she may be. If they don't shift a bit, they ain't tits. Plastic is not attractive.


So Spats, oh grand and mighty critic of all things female, when are you going to show us your picture? I'd like to see if you can take insults (oops! honest objective critique!) as well as you can hurl them.

meow85 said:

Nothing wrong with shifting a bit but they shouldn't get sloppy. It's another reason why i liked my girlfriends on top.

meow85 said:

he knows how to post a picture but refuses to.