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PrintableLibra (Sept. 23 - Oct. 23)--
Let the games begin! Libra will try anything once. Twice to make sure they liked it. Three times to be absolutely sure. Do not touch a Libra's head during oral sex...that may work with an Aries, but not here. Libras LOVE giving oral - They LOVE getting it , too. But don't feel like they get enough...too bad, because they sure as hell are getting enough of everything else. They will buy toys to make YOU use it on THEM. Libras are mental creatures that believe in living and fulfilling fantasies that they haven't done in real life...which is rare because they have done almost EVERYTHING. They have no problem sploshing. To them, sitting in a pie COULD be fun. Porn? Bring it on! Sex, video AND food? ALRIGHT! They are heavily exhibitionistic by accident. They are accident prone, they lose bras, underware, condoms....they also accidentally end up in bed with people. Amazing how THAT works! They like to cross dress. Both sexes do this quite well, actually. Male Librans are mistaken for women all the time, and Female Libras are mistaken for men every now and again too...its because they are under the goddess Aphrodite. They are never just ONE sex. They can always feel what the opposite sex feels. Which is why they are rarely clingy, except in rare circumstances when they have been led on, then watch the manipulative side of the scales swing. They love to role play and play dress up. They like to dress like hookers or Queen Elizabeth (This is the men, too!) Who are they really? It depends on what day of the week it is. They believe that life is too short to date ugly people in more ways than one. So if you are being shagged by a Libra, there is a good reason. Whether you are attractive physically, emotionally, mentally or have a fantastic sense of humor, there is always a reason for a Libra to be fucking you. But they HATE vulgarity. They despise feeling like they are on a waiting list to get your attention...worse yet, feeling like they are your groupie. That won't last long, then. They have already figured out HOW to destroy you...now they are biding their time to see how long until they throw YOU away...with nothing. But, if you get past all that, expect long luxurious nights talking and playing Strip Tarot or Naked Chess. They are the Graceful Slut...but not slutty and yet accident prone. If you are going to fuck a Libra: Get mirrors. Lots of them. They have more vanity issues than a Gemini. Nothing is TOO kinky for them. They are the eternal Courtesan or Concubine. They are sex therapists, porn writers who knows? 
shit this is sooooo me its not even funny!!!!! I really don't like to date ugly guys, and all the other kinky stuff, yep thats me to a tee!!! I can't stand a guy who's afraid to smack my ass and pull my hair...  I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince. | |
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LEO (July 23 - Aug. 22)--
If you fuck up just once with a Leo...That's IT. Don't be expecting them to take you back. They are not willing victims, after all, they CHOSE you...you screwed up? They can UN-Choose you just the same. They live for Menage a Trois...or Qua...or Cinco....anything in a group is okay as long as they are in the middle. Leos also like bubble baths. Once you start with a Leo...do not think you can just turn their emotions on or off like a switch...they demand satisfaction. NOW. All the stress in the world ends up in the Leo neck...They need neckrubs...they feel like they have the entire weight of the world on their head. If its kinky, a Leo has probably done it..You know Madonna's a LEO, right? She masters the Madonna/Whore/Goddess thing pretty well, huh? I wonder why? Could it be cause shes a fuckin' LEO? yep. Valmont was probably a Leo. They probably have the movie at home. Get out your furry gloves and faux mink whips for this kitten. they love soft floggers and there is a specific spot on their back right above their tailbone that is heaven to them where if touched right will actually make them purr...you think I'm bullshitting you? Try it, I dare ya. Leo likes doing doggystyle that's a given. As long as it feels good, but leos also like missionary if they are in love with there lover that is the most intimate position as you two look in each other eyes. Their underware is always..er..interesting to say the least, if they are wearing any. They LIVE for boudoir photography. They LOVE to be photographed. If they can afford a nude or semi nude photo of them..do it now. Leos are born and bred to be porn stars...even if they act prude about it..they have thought about it. The best sex partner is a Scorpio leos love them... Rubies jewels usually are their love. Love to have their hair brushed and played with. You had better be vocal in bed with them...they want to hear how well they are doing. If a Leo has chosen YOU as a mate. Just accept it and enjoy the ride. Be prepared for anything. They have no problem tying you down. They ARE the naughty school teacher, the pirate captain, the gypsy king and Cleopatra all rolled into one. There's more than a little truth to all that...lol  | |
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 but what the hell is a fluffer?
Aries (March 21- June-5)
LIVES for head massages. ANY part of their head: Lips, Eyelids, Eyes, Tongue, you name it! Aries also likes to fuck in public places during business hours. You need to be open minded with an Aries...If you don't feel like being duct taped to a wall and beaten with live ferrets: Tell Them. Be warned! IF you don't want to be kinky, don't be with an Aries. If you say 'No' too often to them you may lose them as a lover forever. Aries Idea of Heaven Is: Participating in live sex shows for money. Having their favorite human toy win first place in a pony boy/girl race. Fucking as an art form on display in a gallery. They secretly crave to be strippers or Annie Sprinkle. Aries LIVES to be jealous...they also like to coordinate other people fucking. Secretly desire to be fluffers. Aries owned a Violet Wand before it was popular. They are also Sadists. The best gift to give an Aries is designer colored nylon rope in their favorite color. They live to tease and torture...HEY...Somebody's gotta do it, right? They like hair pulling. Beware of their 'toy' collections. Don't tease them...they will rape you. They love pony boys and girls...I cannot emphasize this enough! They like it doggie style especially if they are steering. Give an Aries 100 feet of rope and a 250 dollar flogger, they will follow. As long as they get to be the one holding the handle. [Edited 10/4/06 21:17pm] [Edited 10/4/06 21:18pm] | |
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brownsugar said: but what the hell is a fluffer?
Aries (March 21- June-5)
LIVES for head massages. ANY part of their head: Lips, Eyelids, Eyes, Tongue, you name it! Aries also likes to fuck in public places during business hours. You need to be open minded with an Aries...If you don't feel like being duct taped to a wall and beaten with live ferrets: Tell Them. Be warned! IF you don't want to be kinky, don't be with an Aries. If you say 'No' too often to them you may lose them as a lover forever. Aries Idea of Heaven Is: Participating in live sex shows for money. Having their favorite human toy win first place in a pony boy/girl race. Fucking as an art form on display in a gallery. They secretly crave to be strippers or Annie Sprinkle. Aries LIVES to be jealous...they also like to coordinate other people fucking. Secretly desire to be fluffers. Aries owned a Violet Wand before it was popular. They are also Sadists. The best gift to give an Aries is designer colored nylon rope in their favorite color. They live to tease and torture...HEY...Somebody's gotta do it, right? They like hair pulling. Beware of their 'toy' collections. Don't tease them...they will rape you. They love pony boys and girls...I cannot emphasize this enough! They like it doggie style especially if they are steering. Give an Aries 100 feet of rope and a 250 dollar flogger, they will follow. As long as they get to be the one holding the handle. [Edited 10/4/06 21:17pm] [Edited 10/4/06 21:18pm] okay i know now-Hell No now thats not true  | |
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brownsugar said: but what the hell is a fluffer?
Aries (March 21- June-5)
LIVES for head massages. ANY part of their head: Lips, Eyelids, Eyes, Tongue, you name it! Aries also likes to fuck in public places during business hours. You need to be open minded with an Aries...If you don't feel like being duct taped to a wall and beaten with live ferrets: Tell Them. Be warned! IF you don't want to be kinky, don't be with an Aries. If you say 'No' too often to them you may lose them as a lover forever. Aries Idea of Heaven Is: Participating in live sex shows for money. Having their favorite human toy win first place in a pony boy/girl race. Fucking as an art form on display in a gallery. They secretly crave to be strippers or Annie Sprinkle. Aries LIVES to be jealous...they also like to coordinate other people fucking. Secretly desire to be fluffers. Aries owned a Violet Wand before it was popular. They are also Sadists. The best gift to give an Aries is designer colored nylon rope in their favorite color. They live to tease and torture...HEY...Somebody's gotta do it, right? They like hair pulling. Beware of their 'toy' collections. Don't tease them...they will rape you. They love pony boys and girls...I cannot emphasize this enough! They like it doggie style especially if they are steering. Give an Aries 100 feet of rope and a 250 dollar flogger, they will follow. As long as they get to be the one holding the handle. Woohoo!! | |
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Byron said: brownsugar said: but what the hell is a fluffer?
Woohoo!! oh you like that huh? i see i have a willing participant  | |
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brownsugar said: Byron said: Woohoo!! oh you like that huh? i see i have a willing participant Ok, your post reads a little differently than you proberly meant it to...lol | |
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Byron said: brownsugar said: oh you like that huh? i see i have a willing participant Ok, your post reads a little differently than you proberly meant it to...lol it means exactly what it says!  | |
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brownsugar said: Byron said: Ok, your post reads a little differently than you proberly meant it to...lol it means exactly what it says! So, you're willing to be my fluffer??...lol | |
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Byron said: brownsugar said: it means exactly what it says! So, you're willing to be my fluffer??...lol damn thats not what i meant! | |
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brownsugar said: Byron said: So, you're willing to be my fluffer??...lol damn thats not what i meant! oh dear nevermind me | |
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brownsugar said: brownsugar said: damn thats not what i meant! oh dear nevermind me !!!  | |
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Aries (March 21- June-5)
LIVES for head massages. that much is true  She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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"No matter what sign you are
You're gonna be mine, you are..."  | |
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susannah said: "No matter what sign you are
You're gonna be mine, you are..."  | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: susannah said: "No matter what sign you are
You're gonna be mine, you are..." I've had that song in my head for days because of you! | |
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AnckSuNamun said: sextonseven said: Is that why I got my tongue pierced?
 damn....your horoscope's makin' my panties all wet "they WILL lick you until you have at least three orgasms or until you pass out" Is this true?
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Tyrese Lyrics - Signs of love making
These are the signs that are made for each other Are you the zodiac Freak, ooo-ee I'm a Capricorn, I came here to get manish Ooh, I know it's good when you start speakin' spanish Airy, sexually, you're full of energy After I'm done, you still tellin' me you want me Met a Gemini, ooh what a sex drive She wanted it from the front, back, left and the right Baby, I will guarantee to give you everything your body's missin' These are the signs of love makin' Are you the zodiac freak I've been lookin' for Girl, you're sending me Signs of love makin' And you make me say, Oooh These are the signs of love makin' Are you that zodiac freak I've been lookin' for Girl, you're sending me Signs of love makin' And you make me say, Oooh Damn, how do I explain this next one This girl right here, blew my mind Let me explain I met a Scorpio (Damn) She had no limit to where she'd go (Oh, yeah) She was so damn sexual She said, Tyrese are you ready for me I'll do anything to fulfill your needs Tell me what you want, and I got you babe Whisper in my ear while I'm driving you crazy I'll smack it from the side While I'm grabbing them thighs Now I know what zodiac signs are all about These are the signs of love makin' Are you the zodiac freak I've been lookin' for Girl, you're sending me Signs of love makin' And you make me say, Oooh These are the signs of love makin' Are you that zodiac freak I've been lookin' for Girl, you're sending me Signs of love makin' And you make me say, Oooh Libra, Gemini, Virgo Are you with me (Yeah, yeah, yeah) Pisces, Aries, Scorpio Are you with me, say yeah yeah yeah Sagittarius, Cancer and Taurus I don't know what it is But you Leos drive me crazy Crazy, baby These are the signs of love makin' Are you the zodiac freak I've been lookin' for Girl, you're sending me Signs of love makin' And you make me say, Oooh These are the signs of love makin' Are you that zodiac freak I've been lookin' for Girl, you're sending me Signs of love makin' And you make me say, Oooh I was talking to this girl one day And she ask me what is your sign of love, baby I said a Capricorn, she was impressed Baby, what is your sign She said a Pisces, we connected And I think you're kinda sexy, baby You said Capricorn Take my hand, I'mma take ya to lover's land I'mma show you things You've never seen All night long Baby, be my babe | |
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| !!!!! Oh my GOD!! All this shit is true!!!
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) -- 69 This is the sign that needs to be cuddled. They may believe that they were born in the wrong period or century. They DWELL in the past...Victorian...Roman...Medieval...You name it. Well, I am stuck in the 80's. Right now I have on a goonies thermal and some chucks with a black studded belt..
They usually will only fuck at night...come to think of it...they fuck better at night anyway. Maybe its because they are ruled by the Moon.
!! I am my horniest at night! Damn!
This is a sign that is looking for TRUE love...I mean REAL TRUE DEEP LOVE...that 'Romancing The Stone' Frikkin 'Wuthering Heights' kind of love. They probably cry at the end of any Jane Austen flick. They want to be swept off of their feet. They really do deserve it, too. They are constantly dumped on by previous past fucktard ex lovers that think they own them.
This shit is true to the bone. That's why I'm single now. Everybody around me is looking for sex, but I'm looking for love. Sometimes Cancers pick the wrong
guy/girl and get beat up or emotionally hurt. Why? They think its what they deserve. Which is bullshit. They are wonderful people. I did kinda blame myself for my break up. I started questioning if there was anything I should or shouldn't have done. And was SO ready to take him back regardless of anything he did to me. [quote]They love water sports (jacuzzis/pools/showers/saunas/bathouses...[/quote I don't like to swim that much, but I do spend a long ass time in the shower though...what can I say I like to be wet.. They want to be comfortable while fucking...oh sure the foreplay may have had you bent over a barstool...but when you get home they want comfy couches, beds, fluffy pillows, anything soft and fuzzy that is not a pet.
My ex had a fluffy stomach. I thought that was sexy. I used to fall asleep on it. He would get mad and tell me to stop falling asleep on his fat. Cancerians also have a horrible tendency to misplace their clothing.
HELL YEAH! I can't find my fucking Pink Floyd shirt anywhere! After I bought pants and a matching hat!! Highly Exhibitionistic.
once again, Hell Yeah. They live for Oral...as long as it tastes good.
Oh my GOD yes! I could do that all night and be content without being touch. One time, I was begged to stop, but I didn't want to but decided I should've because if I would've went farther, it would've been borderline rape. Karma Sutra honey dust is a good start...mints...ice cream..anything with sugar...fruit...Don't rush them they smolder. But when you get started, be ready for a long night. They like to play with ice cubes, too. Also nipples are a BIG thing for Crabs...they all secretly wish to get their nipples pierced. Can be submissive highly. Masturbation is where they get their bonus points at. Be warned: They like 'em YOUNG...so you better be ready to dress up like an Animation school boy/girl with a whip to keep 'em.
haha... it's all true !! lol AMEN!! If it's edible, put it on me.  Body messager? Please 
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