and its friday nite and I'm at home by myself with 2 babies in bed.

I'm feeling pathetic. Please somebosy make me laugh!!!!!

Entertain me.

My 3 year old cousin asked me if hams could fly

DanceWme said:

Your cousin is three?


I think I said something mean, but no sure if you'd be cool or not, so I deleted it, edit
[Edited 9/29/06 19:59pm]

luv4all7 said:

Im not that kind of person..lol
U can say whatever u please it wont upset me

DanceWme said:

Well how old are you? How is your cousin three?

luv4all7 said:

Im 20

DanceWme said:

Are you a boy or girl?

Straight or gay?

Single or involved?

Clean or junkie?

How is your cousin three?

I will humor you.

My ex sucks. Made my kids feel like shit at dinner and told my son he can't read certain books. Idiot.

And, I think I need to, just like, drink.

I don't wanna start my new job Monday. I'm scared. Like a little baby, I'm scared.

Ugh.

So, get wasted. I will join you.

Sorry the humor lacked.

luv4all7 said:

LOL ok
Im a girl
Im straight
Im involved
Im clean
My cousin is 27 and she has a 3 year old

Mazurack said:

THANK YOU!!!!! No, I'm TOTALLY buzzin' rite now!!!

What do ya mean certain books/

I don't get it.

What kinda job?

Totally ragg on your X. I'll join ya!

DanceWme said:

Ohhhhh!!!!! Hey, I'm 27 and I have a 3 year old!!! WEIRD!!!

luv4all7 said:

LOL
what u drinkin?

DanceWme said:

Yuengling Premium Lite. Usually Lager lite, but I dunno. He left this shit here.

luv4all7 said:

whats on ya mind? what u wanna let out? Come on talk to us

DanceWme said:

Like rite this very minute. I was actually thinking that I'm really into Justin's 'Sexy Back'. It's pretty hot. And I'm totally not a timberlake fan, but I'm likin' it, and he's suddenly becoming hot to me. And I'm not into skinny bouys but I hdunno, I like him today.

luv4all7 said:

He can no longer, according to him, read Captian Underpants. They are too immature for him to read. Let's ignore the fact that Captian Underpants is the only works of fiction that our son reads. Everything else reads is beyond his age and, a lot of times, beyond me.


My stupid new job that I don't want. Equalization and Assessments. Stuffy office, grumpy girls, 8-5, lunch at noon, breaks like clockwork. I hate it. I told you I was proud of myself, and I am. I am just not one cut out for this shit. Really. I'm not. I am so not. I dread it. Though, for my job I did buy myself a kick-ass new coat today! Love it!

My ex is an ass. A complete ass. Best friends with him, but times like these I completely remember why I left.

What'cha drinkin'?

luv4all7 said:

Shhh... but I bought this today after I bought that new coat! My boyfriend would die if he knew it was in my car right now!



The majority of the disc is good!

luv4all7 said:

I dont like JT either but that sexyback beat is slammin.

Mazurack said:

I'm totally fuckin' gettin it. The SHAME!!!!!

I'm bringing sexy back
Them other boys don't know how to act
I think you're special whats behind your back
So turn around and ill pick up the slack.
Take em' to the bridge

Man, what an ASS!!! Atleast the kid is reading SOMETHING!!! Like why can't dads ENCOURAGE their kids??? I sit so damn hard? My husband is the same way with my son. Picks him to shreds!!!! Then if I say something about it, he says I'm babyiong him!!!

I think that the amount of time you spend on the org is unhealthy.

luv4all7 said:

I'ma thinkin' I should bring it in from the car. I will feel all kinds of shame if I do though. Ugh. I really can't believe I bought it myself. Just... ick. I feel like, I assume, I would feel had I just purchased a Britney CD. I've been asked by my daughter and have, so far, moved her along to something else.

But, yeah. Hmmm... his ass? No, not for me. The only thing attractive about him, to me, is his voice and watching him dance. More guys should dance like that.

You know who else is hot to watch dance? Ellen Degeneres (sp?)! Yes, I saw him on her show. But, SHE is HOT to watch dance! Oh!

Mazurack said:

I meant your X!!!!!

Imago said:

Are you luv4all7 or is she you?
And why am I being roped into this imago thing????

Imago said:

I just realized two things then! YOU are Imago. Got it.

Second, Yeah, lol... see... told ya I had a drink or five! He IS an ass! And, now ya know I don't think JT's ass is all that. However, my ex had such a wonderful one! *sigh* He's still an ass!

Mazurack said:

NO!!!!! I'm totally not Imago. Istenszek is the fake Imago. But he gave me the password, and I'm using it cuz I'm outta replies and I deleted my HoneySuckle account.

Fuckin' A, I need a new hobby!!!!

Take off your top and post pictures.

Imago said:

Yeah, okay! *wiiink*

ReturnofDOOK said:

Dude, I had four beers, maybe 5. Hardly top taken offage. But I'll do top on. In my Jesus shirt.

Hold up.

Imago said:

Nice cans. How big are those things?