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THIEVES MISTAKE CREMATED REMAINS FOR BLOW  Orgers! Check this out! 
THIEVES MISTAKE CREMATED REMAINS FOR COCAIN When Nathan Radlich's house was burgled, thieves left his TV, his VCR, and even left his watch. What they did take was "generic white cardboard box filled with greyish-white powder." (That at least is the way the police described it.) A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said "that it looked similar to cocaine and they'd probably thought they'd hit the big time." Then Nathan stood in front of the TV cameras and pleaded with the burglars: "Please return the cremated remains of my sister, Gertrude. She died three years ago." Well, the next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a drug dealer known as Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's doorstep. The cardboard box was there too; about half of Gertrude's ashes remained. And there was this note. It said: "Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie. Sorry we snorted your sister. No hard feelings. Have a nice day." | |
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And be among her cloudy trophies hung. | |
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SICK!!!...a cool way of cannibalism. | |
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But was it any good?  | |
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Fauxie said: But was it any good?
I guess not. They shot Hoochie! | |
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There is some joke that talks about bank robbers who break into a vault and find shelves of yogurt and while the other robbers are looking for the money, one of them pigs out on the free yogurt.
I'll give you one guess what kind of bank it was  2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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That's awesome. This one's for you. | |
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moderatorSupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: There is some joke that talks about bank robbers who break into a vault and find shelves of yogurt and while the other robbers are looking for the money, one of them pigs out on the free yogurt.
I'll give you one guess what kind of bank it was It wasn't a SPERM BANK! Was it!? | |
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HAHAHAHAHA
That's not good. | |
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PanicAttack said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: There is some joke that talks about bank robbers who break into a vault and find shelves of yogurt and while the other robbers are looking for the money, one of them pigs out on the free yogurt.
I'll give you one guess what kind of bank it was It wasn't a SPERM BANK! Was it!? 
I love fresh yogurt, not chilled  2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: PanicAttack said: It wasn't a SPERM BANK! Was it!?
I love fresh yogurt, not chilled You have a DIRTY MIND! | |
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PanicAttack said: Fauxie said: But was it any good?
I guess not. They shot Hoochie! No, not Hoochie!  He was just about to go straight, too. | |
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PanicAttack said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:
I love fresh yogurt, not chilled You have a DIRTY MIND!  2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: PanicAttack said: You have a DIRTY MIND! It's too late. You've outed yourself! | |
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PanicAttack said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: It's too late. You've outed yourself! Yeah, 18 years ago. I'm a proud homo Oh, check my profile 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: PanicAttack said: It's too late. You've outed yourself! Yeah, 18 years ago. I'm a proud homo Oh, check my profile | |
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LOL wasn't it Cheech n Chongs Up In Smoke where they were snorting Ajax?  LOL | |
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ya gotta love snopes. | |
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Tom said: LOL wasn't it Cheech n Chongs Up In Smoke where they were snorting Ajax?
LOL
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Fauxie said: PanicAttack said: I guess not. They shot Hoochie! No, not Hoochie! He was just about to go straight, too. | |
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ThreadBare said:     I'm GONNA put a SPELL ON 'EM!
Handclapsfingasnapz is just JEALOUS! | |
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PanicAttack said: ThreadBare said:
killjoy I'm GONNA put a SPELL ON 'EM!
Handclapsfingasnapz is just JEALOUS!it's called outing an extremely obvious urban legend. exactly why am i supposed to wave some sorta jealousy flag? | |
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Fauxie said: PanicAttack said: I guess not. They shot Hoochie! No, not Hoochie! He was just about to go straight, too. | |
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