Are you PARANOID? If so, this NEWSLETTER, issue 1 is for YOU!


FRIGHT BITE 1
One in 6,500 Americans will be injured by a toilet seat during their lifetime. Most will be men.


FRIGHT BITE 2
If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.


FRIGHT BITE 3
Nearly a thrid of all botteled drinking water purchased in the United States is contaminated with bacteria.


FRIGHT BITE 4
One in six adults has agreed to sex because they were just too embarrassed to say no.


FRIGHT BITE 5
Draw-strings are a leading cause of fashion-related injuries.


FRIGHT BITE 6
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months two rats could have over a million descendents.


FRIGHT BITE 7
Lightning stricks the earth 6,000 times every minute.


FRIGHT BITE 8
You are nore likely to be infected by flesh-eating bacteria than struck by lightning.


FRIGHT BITE 9
THE VAMPIRE RESEARCH CENTER, in Elmhurst, New York, has been thriving since 1972.


FRIGHT BITE 10
Fleas can jump 13 feet from a standing position.


FRIGHT BITE 11
If you are going to be murdered, it's more likely to happen on January 1 than on any other day.


FRIGHT BITE 12--GROUNDS FOR DISEASE
Doorknobs
Elevator Buttons
Handrails
Automated Teller Machines
Computer Keyboard & Mouse
Telephone Recievers
Light Switches


FRIGHT BITE 13
Homely criminals get 50% longer jail sentences than good-looking crimminals.


FRIGHT BITE 14
You can be electrocuted while talking on the phone during a thunderstorm.


FRIGHT BITE 15
Adults are more likely to tell a lie in bed than anywhere else.

Fright Bite 15? I think that's the place where I'm the most honest



Smooches;)
[Edited 9/30/06 15:55pm]

MsMisha319 said:

PanicAttack said:

Yeah, this is right up my alley.

alwayslate said: