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TRUE FRIENDSHIP lol None of that Sissy Crap
Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card- just the stone cold truth of our great friendship. 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7.. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. 9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend". Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth. And always remember....when life hands you Lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over !!!!! | |
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PRIMERO!!! 
...and that is awesome!! already stole it and sending it out to all of my punkass friends....  He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
(George Eliot) the video for the above... 
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reneGade20 said: PRIMERO!!!
...and that is awesome!! already stole it and sending it out to all of my punkass friends....  | |
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moderatorOcean said: Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth. That one makes me smile  Haven't heard it for a while.
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Ocean said: None of that Sissy Crap
Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card- just the stone cold truth of our great friendship. 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7.. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. 9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend". Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth. And always remember....when life hands you Lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over !!!!! F-ING STAR!!!!! not a truer word spoken! | |
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I LOVE this!  In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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It's a pity you can't use this with anyone. | |
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Ive seen this before, its awesome, and totaly true!
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luv4u said: Where's Althom?
Did u have to mention him  | |
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PurpleThunder said: Ive seen this before, its awesome, and totaly true!
Kylie  | |
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althom said: It's a pity you can't use this with anyone.
U my dear friend can kiss my arse | |
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| very good!
I have a friend who would agree that that is exactly the way we are with each other - we've known each other too long for any bullshit | |
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Very true in so many ways.  | |
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Well put... love it  | |
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Ocean said: althom said: It's a pity you can't use this with anyone.
U my dear friend can kiss my arse Have you washed it? | |
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althom said: Ocean said: U my dear friend can kiss my arse Have you washed it? Nope | |
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