You were the best man I've ever had. But it's time to let you go, Jack Daniels. You turn me into a freak.

ROFLMAO!

Thats a shame Carrie

But I'm sticking with him for now

Honey, it's for the best. You can't be seen with someone who wears such cheap glasses

Although I do hear that Jameson is single!

CarrieLee said:

Do it, Carrie! You don't need that shit. I'm straight-edge now and LOVIN' it!

Who got the liver?

2the9s said:

cborgman said:

co-

Boom! I fucked your man
Bitch! I fucked your man
Boom! I fucked your boyfriend
And I'd do it again

2the9s said:

Ok that WAS pretty fucking funny. You're coming back alive 9sey...glad to finally see it

CarrieLee said:

No, I'm serious.

luv4all7 said:

I just got this message from a uhh "friend"

"rehab is for pussies If you want to work some of your sluggishness out you should be fucking this piece of Irish steel"

Dear Lord!

2the9s said:

Fine fine, he got it.

CarrieLee said:

CarrieLee said:

I'm a little unsure why I'm laughing though.

luv4all7 said:

If I shared what happened last night then you would really be laughing.

Let me introduce you to my friend Mark.....
















He's really great
lol

CarrieLee said:

Alrite well spill here or orgnote, ya can't say shit like that and not tell!!!!

Oh and in your honor!!!!!

you should have seen me trying to walk back on to the ship in Cozumel. I consumed enough tequilla to sedate a horse. I was totally barely able to walk, asking snobs if they had any grey poupon or a slut sister. my father was crying laughing.

jerseykrs said:

You make me feel better. Now I know I'm not the only asshole out there!

It was nice and quiet here while you were gone

luv4all7 said:

I can't believe he's moved on already!!

And I don't kiss and tell!

CarrieLee said:

And before ya ask purplerein No I cannot afford to buy anything but generic iced tea, but I CAN afford Halloween place mats and good whiskey. It's called priorities!

CarrieLee said:

yeah, but you usually end up having REAL fun, I just end up getting laughed at.

is that a sigh of relief or disgust on my return bratface?

jerseykrs said:

You called me bratface *snort snort*!!!!!

STELLLAAAAA!! keeps me honest.
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NDRU said:

"STELLLLLAAAAA" I love to yell that really loud when someone orders it at my bar. I'm a dorkface!

I'm so giddy today. Even 9s made me laugh.

CarrieLee said:

I work at a senior center and there's a lady named Stella there. I have to resist the urge to scream "STEELLLLLAAAA!!" in her face all the time.

NDRU said:

I think this is what I will name my next cat.

CarrieLee said:

I hope you won't shout at her; kittys don't like that