Please? Anything. I'll totally be 100% honest.

What's your favourite food?

luv4u said:

French Fries with vinegar salt pepper and ketchup.

What time do u wake up?

1. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?

2. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going
as ghosts but as mattresses?

3. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

4. Is there another word for synonym?

5. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?"

6. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

7. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

8. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

9. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will
clean them?

10. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain
silent?

11. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

12. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and
apes?

13. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

14. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

15. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

16. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

17. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

18. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

19. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?

What do you want out of life?

did u know ur psychic? cuz the title of ur thread is speaking someone else's mind.

sacredwarrior said:

Sweety, Seek help.

luv4all7 said:

why people with bad breath always want to try and tell u secrets?

ThreadCula said:

6ish.

Christopher said:

UGH!!! That;s awful.

sacredwarrior said:

That wouldn't be psychic, I don't think.

ever have sex in the dirty spot?

These question suck!

purplerein said:

This is the THIRD time I was asked this, this WEEK!!!

No.

althom said:

althom said:

Brilliant, Monsieur Althom

Yeah Althom, your questions are hilarious.

BUT I'm ignoring you. In my mind you don't even exist until I get my org note.

Did you make that appointment ?

Mach said:

Yes. I actually DO have one.

1) Why is it, characters in movies kiss when they first wake up after incredible sex, but real people have to go brush their teeth first

2) Name a historical figure you'ld like to invite to dinner

3) Have you ever gone nude sunbathing?

4) A kid picks on your kid..do you get involved, or try to teach your kid to stick up for him/herself?

MickG said:

Happy, well adjusted children.

And a better rack.

luv4all7 said:

1) Why is it, characters in movies kiss when they first wake up after incredible sex, but real people have to go brush their teeth first

Well, I brush my teeth before bed, and I'll kiss when I wake up. It's not so bad.


2) Name a historical figure you'ld like to invite to dinner
Marilyn Monroe?



3) Have you ever gone nude sunbathing?
Yes

4) A kid picks on your kid..do you get involved, or try to teach your kid to stick up for him/herself?
I to let them try work it out amongst themselves.

What's your favorite holiday?

althom said:

Magnificent!

applekisses said:

Christmas

have you ever had sex with another woman?...is there another woman you'ld have sex with?

have you ever had sex with another woman? No.



...is there another woman you'ld have sex with?
Angelina Jolie

Do you like mayonnaise? If so, on what?