...go ahead

Do you still like banana bread?

luv4u said:

Hells NO!

1. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?

2. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going
as ghosts but as mattresses?

3. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

4. Is there another word for synonym?

5. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?"

6. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

7. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

8. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

9. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will
clean them?

10. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain
silent?

11. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

12. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and
apes?

13. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

14. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

15. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

16. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

17. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

18. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

19. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?

althom said:

I'll pick one...

6. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

The "stuff" is too freaking heavy...the plan would not fly

Is my lifelong support of the Oakland Raiders as laughable as folks suggest this season?

ThreadBare said:

LMAO!!!! They still exist?

Lmao!!!!

ThreadCula said:

My lady likes to joke like they'll be voted out of the NFL any day now...

ThreadBare said:

Hee hee heee heee...not a bad idea.

ThreadCula said:

had to get a kid n play flat-top? or do one of those oreo licking contests wearing hammer pants and a green wig?

Christopher said:

LMAO!!!

Oreo contest.

will i ever find my lost mojo bag ?

Who will be the Org's next top balls?

applekisses said:

I'll answer this one:

My Sweet Cheeky Monkey when he comes back.
No one takes better care of or love their balls more than he.

Do you brush your teeth before or after coffee in the morning?

Will my balls make the next round of Org's Next Top Balls?

hairy balls or smooth as eggs?

Would you like to me?

Mach said:

Yes

applekisses said:

Its undecided right now

littlemissG said:

Who is that?

luv4all7 said:

I dont drink coffee

but I brush my teeth before doing anything

kidelrich said:

Im not supposed to say...but u were meant to be in the last one...
the answer is yes

ThreadCula said:

are you a real vampire????

ElCapitan said:

LMAO
ehhhh how about kind of smooth & kind of hairy

FuNkeNsteiN said:

U've asked me this question before

the answer is still no

XxAxX said:

I have vampire qualities...lurking in the dark,sleeping when the sun is up but....
I do not drink blood

What? No more questions??

What shows do you watch besides America's Next Top Model? Any sitcoms or dramas?