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Well now I'm just f'in jealous! Ask ME anything!! Please? Anything. I'll totally be 100% honest. | |
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What's your favourite food? Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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luv4u said: What's your favourite food?
French Fries with vinegar salt pepper and ketchup. | |
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What time do u wake up? "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
johnart says: "I'm THE shit" | |
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1. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
2. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses? 3. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? 4. Is there another word for synonym? 5. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?" 6. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? 7. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? 8. Would a fly without wings be called a walk? 9. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? 10. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? 11. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? 12. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? 13. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? 14. What was the best thing before sliced bread? 15. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too? 16. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? 17. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? 18. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it? 19. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"? | |
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What do you want out of life? News: Prince pulls his head out his ass in the last moment.
Bad News: Prince wasted too much quality time doing so. You have those internalized issues because you want to, you like to, stop. | |
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did u know ur psychic? cuz the title of ur thread is speaking someone else's mind. " the embassy shut to keep the fools out " - as above, so below. | |
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sacredwarrior said: did u know ur psychic? cuz the title of ur thread is speaking someone else's mind.
Sweety, Seek help. News: Prince pulls his head out his ass in the last moment.
Bad News: Prince wasted too much quality time doing so. You have those internalized issues because you want to, you like to, stop. | |
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luv4all7 said: Please? Anything. I'll totally be 100% honest.
why people with bad breath always want to try and tell u secrets? | |
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ThreadCula said: What time do u wake up?
6ish. | |
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Christopher said: luv4all7 said: Please? Anything. I'll totally be 100% honest.
why people with bad breath always want to try and tell u secrets? UGH!!! That;s awful. | |
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sacredwarrior said: did u know ur psychic? cuz the title of ur thread is speaking someone else's mind.
That wouldn't be psychic, I don't think. | |
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ever have sex in the dirty spot? | |
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These question suck! | |
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purplerein said: ever have sex in the dirty spot?
This is the THIRD time I was asked this, this WEEK!!! No. | |
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althom said: 18. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it? | |
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althom said: 1. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
2. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses? 3. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? 4. Is there another word for synonym? 5. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?" 6. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? 7. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? 8. Would a fly without wings be called a walk? 9. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? 10. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? 11. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? 12. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? 13. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? 14. What was the best thing before sliced bread? 15. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too? 16. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? 17. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? 18. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it? 19. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"? Brilliant, Monsieur Althom | |
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Yeah Althom, your questions are hilarious.
BUT I'm ignoring you. In my mind you don't even exist until I get my org note. | |
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Did you make that appointment ? | |
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Mach said: Did you make that appointment ?
Yes. I actually DO have one. | |
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1) Why is it, characters in movies kiss when they first wake up after incredible sex, but real people have to go brush their teeth first
2) Name a historical figure you'ld like to invite to dinner 3) Have you ever gone nude sunbathing? 4) A kid picks on your kid..do you get involved, or try to teach your kid to stick up for him/herself? | |
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MickG said: What do you want out of life?
Happy, well adjusted children. And a better rack. | |
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luv4all7 said: Mach said: Did you make that appointment ?
Yes. I actually DO have one. | |
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1) Why is it, characters in movies kiss when they first wake up after incredible sex, but real people have to go brush their teeth first
Well, I brush my teeth before bed, and I'll kiss when I wake up. It's not so bad. 2) Name a historical figure you'ld like to invite to dinner Marilyn Monroe? 3) Have you ever gone nude sunbathing? Yes 4) A kid picks on your kid..do you get involved, or try to teach your kid to stick up for him/herself? I to let them try work it out amongst themselves. | |
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What's your favorite holiday? | |
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althom said: 1. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
2. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses? 3. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? 4. Is there another word for synonym? 5. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?" 6. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? 7. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? 8. Would a fly without wings be called a walk? 9. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? 10. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? 11. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? 12. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? 13. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? 14. What was the best thing before sliced bread? 15. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too? 16. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? 17. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? 18. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it? 19. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"? Magnificent! | |
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applekisses said: What's your favorite holiday?
Christmas | |
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have you ever had sex with another woman?...is there another woman you'ld have sex with? | |
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have you ever had sex with another woman? No.
...is there another woman you'ld have sex with? Angelina Jolie | |
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Do you like mayonnaise? If so, on what? No More Haters on the Internet. | |
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