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I did it! I joined a Gym! ...what was I thinking? This is my first week. I've been wanting to join a gym and get back in shape for about TEN YEARS now. (Yeah, I'm the King of procrastination). So...I don't know what I'm doing and I can't afford a Personal trainer. Any suggestions for a beginner's workout? Any tips? By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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Getting set up with a work out is simple. As long as you cover the major musle groups, you'll be off to a good start.
There's tons of info on the internet. If I were you, I'd start out by commiting a time frame 2 or 3 days a week were I would do a full body workout. If you could set up the work out time to be just after a low impact arobics class, you could take an easy arobics class then then you wouldn't have trouble focusing on the work out. I use to work selling memberships in gyms, and I've had a little phyical trainning expreience. Please feel free to call on me to help you out. News: Prince pulls his head out his ass in the last moment.
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okay maybe i'm sharing too much but the gym didn't work for me. too.... social or something. i like billy blanks' tae bo workout videos/dvds. | |
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Why , you don't have to mingle
Just put on some headphones | |
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Dewrede said: Why , you don't have to mingle
Just put on some headphones yeah but the machines are all sweaty and stuff. also, people stare at each other surreptitiously. they do. so, i like billy and my privacy. if i fall over | |
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ok [Edited 9/1/06 18:58pm] | |
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Dewrede said: ok
[Edited 9/1/06 18:58pm] or maybe i never went to the right gym | |
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Could be
I'm gonna join 1 too [Edited 9/1/06 19:02pm] | |
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Dewrede said: Could be
I'm gonna join 1 too [Edited 9/1/06 19:02pm] try billy! he's great. shows you lots of good moves and talks you through it. says funny stuff, like "now we're gonna move into more of a dance step. we're gonna step to the right, punch, then step to the left, punch" billy, we don't punch our dance partners.... | |
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We have morning gymn on tv here , sounds rather similar [Edited 9/1/06 19:14pm] | |
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PurpleJedi said: ...what was I thinking? This is my first week. I've been wanting to join a gym and get back in shape for about TEN YEARS now. (Yeah, I'm the King of procrastination). So...I don't know what I'm doing and I can't afford a Personal trainer. Any suggestions for a beginner's workout? Any tips? Yeah! Make sure your outfit has no holes in the arse when you bend over. | |
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althom said: PurpleJedi said: ...what was I thinking? This is my first week. I've been wanting to join a gym and get back in shape for about TEN YEARS now. (Yeah, I'm the King of procrastination). So...I don't know what I'm doing and I can't afford a Personal trainer. Any suggestions for a beginner's workout? Any tips? Yeah! Make sure your outfit has no holes in the arse when you bend over. what the hel$ kinda suggestion is that, althom??! | |
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XxAxX said: althom said: Yeah! Make sure your outfit has no holes in the arse when you bend over. what the hel$ kinda suggestion is that, althom??! Just a word of advice from experiance. | |
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althom said: XxAxX said: what the hel$ kinda suggestion is that, althom??! Just a word of advice from experiance. u idiot lol | |
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althom said: XxAxX said: what the hel$ kinda suggestion is that, althom??! Just a word of advice from experiance. right. sounds like you, too, could benefit from the teaching of maestro billy blanks and his home workout video series. or, the morning gynm show | |
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PurpleJedi said: ...what was I thinking? This is my first week. I've been wanting to join a gym and get back in shape for about TEN YEARS now. (Yeah, I'm the King of procrastination). So...I don't know what I'm doing and I can't afford a Personal trainer. Any suggestions for a beginner's workout? Any tips? simple. watch someone who does have a personal trainer. then when they're done, repeat the routine on your own. | |
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MickG said: Getting set up with a work out is simple. As long as you cover the major musle groups, you'll be off to a good start.
There's tons of info on the internet. If I were you, I'd start out by commiting a time frame 2 or 3 days a week were I would do a full body workout. If you could set up the work out time to be just after a low impact arobics class, you could take an easy arobics class then then you wouldn't have trouble focusing on the work out. I use to work selling memberships in gyms, and I've had a little phyical trainning expreience. Please feel free to call on me to help you out. Cool...thanks. I think that there's TOO much info on the internet. The aerobics class seems daunting...I'm gonna spend a few weeks on the treadmills until I think I can keep up their pace. By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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althom said: PurpleJedi said: ...what was I thinking? This is my first week. I've been wanting to join a gym and get back in shape for about TEN YEARS now. (Yeah, I'm the King of procrastination). So...I don't know what I'm doing and I can't afford a Personal trainer. Any suggestions for a beginner's workout? Any tips? Yeah! Make sure your outfit has no holes in the arse when you bend over. By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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CHIC0 said: PurpleJedi said: ...what was I thinking? This is my first week. I've been wanting to join a gym and get back in shape for about TEN YEARS now. (Yeah, I'm the King of procrastination). So...I don't know what I'm doing and I can't afford a Personal trainer. Any suggestions for a beginner's workout? Any tips? simple. watch someone who does have a personal trainer. then when they're done, repeat the routine on your own. ...you're a genius! By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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I've decided I'm gonna renew when mine runs out. I wasted SO MUCH MONEY not going these last 3 years (I just started up again recently, now I'm off it for the 50th time) but it really does come in handy when I've missed the chance to go walking during the day - I can still do cardio @ night, can't beat that... | |
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I've worked with a trainer twice now. It's horrible and I'm really sore. | |
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PurpleJedi said: ...what was I thinking? This is my first week. I've been wanting to join a gym and get back in shape for about TEN YEARS now. (Yeah, I'm the King of procrastination). So...I don't know what I'm doing and I can't afford a Personal trainer. Any suggestions for a beginner's workout? Any tips? go up to the fan no matter who it's blowing on, and turn it off/on change the tv station in front of the treadmills, and turn the music off. working out is about muscles, not about fans and music. | |
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purplerein said: PurpleJedi said: ...what was I thinking? This is my first week. I've been wanting to join a gym and get back in shape for about TEN YEARS now. (Yeah, I'm the King of procrastination). So...I don't know what I'm doing and I can't afford a Personal trainer. Any suggestions for a beginner's workout? Any tips? go up to the fan no matter who it's blowing on, and turn it off/on change the tv station in front of the treadmills, and turn the music off. working out is about muscles, not about fans and music. | |
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purplerein said: PurpleJedi said: ...what was I thinking? This is my first week. I've been wanting to join a gym and get back in shape for about TEN YEARS now. (Yeah, I'm the King of procrastination). So...I don't know what I'm doing and I can't afford a Personal trainer. Any suggestions for a beginner's workout? Any tips? go up to the fan no matter who it's blowing on, and turn it off/on change the tv station in front of the treadmills, and turn the music off. working out is about muscles, not about fans and music. [Edited 9/2/06 8:48am] | |
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purplerein said: PurpleJedi said: ...what was I thinking? This is my first week. I've been wanting to join a gym and get back in shape for about TEN YEARS now. (Yeah, I'm the King of procrastination). So...I don't know what I'm doing and I can't afford a Personal trainer. Any suggestions for a beginner's workout? Any tips? go up to the fan no matter who it's blowing on, and turn it off/on change the tv station in front of the treadmills, and turn the music off. working out is about muscles, not about fans and music. I guess it depends...if I'm in the room with the treadmills, the average guy in there is old/overweight so I have no problem pissing them off. But out on the main floor, where the weights are, the average guy out there could kick my ass with one hand tied behind his back, so I'll just leave their fans and music alone. Thank you. By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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OK...what kind of loser am I?
4 weeks later I still haven't committed to a weekly schedule. By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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PurpleJedi said: OK...what kind of loser am I?
4 weeks later I still haven't committed to a weekly schedule. You're not a loser at all, actually that's quite common. News: Prince pulls his head out his ass in the last moment.
Bad News: Prince wasted too much quality time doing so. You have those internalized issues because you want to, you like to, stop. | |
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MickG said: PurpleJedi said: OK...what kind of loser am I?
4 weeks later I still haven't committed to a weekly schedule. You're not a loser at all, actually that's quite common. ...well then I'll have to give myself another 4 weeks to get those 18" arms. By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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PurpleJedi said: MickG said: You're not a loser at all, actually that's quite common. ...well then I'll have to give myself another 4 weeks to get those 18" arms. What you truly need. You need to make a habbit. You need go there, even if you just walk around once and leave. Do that for about a week or two, and soon it will be a habbit to go there. Then you can worry about getting all big and shit. You really need to look at your schedule and see what time you can go there regularly. Then start to go even if it just to look around. You may also be able to request a work out plan for one of the "knowledgable" staff. News: Prince pulls his head out his ass in the last moment.
Bad News: Prince wasted too much quality time doing so. You have those internalized issues because you want to, you like to, stop. | |
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MickG said: PurpleJedi said: ...well then I'll have to give myself another 4 weeks to get those 18" arms. What you truly need. You need to make a habbit. You need go there, even if you just walk around once and leave. Do that for about a week or two, and soon it will be a habbit to go there. Then you can worry about getting all big and shit. You really need to look at your schedule and see what time you can go there regularly. Then start to go even if it just to look around. You may also be able to request a work out plan for one of the "knowledgable" staff. By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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