And I still don't.

Damn it.

Welcome to my world.

I'm serious.

The tank is empty.

I can't go on.

My plans for Org Domination are in ruins.

You could start a discussion group on stamps, or quilt patterns?

What I'm NOT going to do is create an yet another alter ego due to my chronic insecurity and my burning desire to make the occasional Org list.

No way...no more alternate accounts to hide behind...no it's just me from now on.

Boring ass me.

first! seventh

I have made a quick decision. I want to make this the most boring thread ever. I can do that without even trying hard.

Anyone want to see my appendix scar? Or is it mutual funds you would like to discuss. Backgammon, maybe? Bring it on.

GottaLetitgo said:

tell me about the scars you've seen on prostitutes and you'll have my attention.

purplerein said:

Oh I miss my ramblings on the ladies of the night. With their boots that go to their knees and their inability to make change. But I have grown beyond such purile interests. Fodder for another side of me that is wild and untamed and alas dead. Now I speak of much more noble pursuits. Like frisbee golf.

Anyone play frisbee golf or as I call it humorously, "frolf".

GottaLetitgo said:

Ah...I get it. Frolf. you really "hooked" your tee shot!

Just as Prince Nelson became Prince, GottaLetitgo became CaptainChaos. You can't go back. The Captain is the idealised you, the you drained of your cowardice, the you unshackled from your social constraints, the you emancipated and divorced from your silly morals and stigmas. You are the Captain. Let Letitgo go.

Number23 said:

Kill Letitgo? That's a thought. But is Captain the name change to Prince from Prince Nelson or was Captain like Gotta changing to an unpronounceable symbol. And much like Prince reclaimed Prince from the symbol, have I reclaimed Gotta from the Captain?

All I know is I'm confused and I want out of my damn crappy record contract.

try starting a thread mocking on of the org comedy pillars, like althom, 2the9s, bkw, lleena, anx, christopher, cloudbuster, me, superspaceboy, muse2nopharoah, etc...

those always go over well. always good to find a comedy partner too.
[Edited 10/10/06 10:55am]

cborgman said:

it's amazing you fit in through the door with that huge ego.

purplerein said:

who told you to stop fanning? and these grapes are room temperature. get me slightly chilled grapes.



the things i have to endure

cborgman said:

i'm suprised the princess doesn't want those grapes peeled.

cborgman said:

"etc." again...

purplerein said:

good idea, assmonkey.

and cut into tiny little rose shapes while you're at it.

IrresistibleB1tch said:

IrresistibleB1tch said:

i can't spell your screenname, otherwise i would have put it.

cborgman said:

:mumble mumble mumble:

purplerein said:

GottaLetitgo said:

Aye, but gottaletitgo is just as much of a characature account as cow or andrew rigley. Gottaletitgo is not any more or less real than the others. It's just a projection of some slice of your being, which you perceive to be more real than the others because you feel you're telling your perception of the truth when you're posting on it. People feel powerful when they adopt a persona and the byproduct of this energy is an enhanced mindset - a theory proven by the Captain's sharp sexist wit and also the many people on this site who moan 'But I'm funny in real life!' or vice versa. Nonsense. Prince - and I don't really rate him as wise - once said something along the lines of 'you should explore all avenues of your being without fear because every thought and dream is as real as your arm' or something equally obtuse and Yoda-like. I think that's true. You arethe captain. You are cow. You are andrew rigley. But we loved the Captain. Bring back the Captain!

cborgman said:

it's quite easy actually... just remember it's "irresi" plus "far from stable" = "stible"

and i KNOW you can spell B1tch!

purplerein said:

s'ok - i'm hated by all the right people.

cborgman said:

Illustrator, INSATIABLE and hobbeslecute are funnier then most of those folk.
[Edited 10/10/06 11:11am]

IrresistibleB1tch said:

i always want to spell it irrisistable. i can't ever spell restraunt correctly either.