Gottaletitgo is the bankrupt, balding guy with the family and the mortgage and the responsibility gene. CaptainChaos is GottaLeitgo's alter ego/evil twin who does talk about himself, admires his penis size, and loves the ladies. AdmiralDisorder is CaptainChaos' alter ego/possible former lover who has no real personality whatsoever. AndrewRidgeley was the talented one in Wham! Cow was a cow. And Keyser Sozek was Kevin Spacey.

Did that clear everything up?

Whatever.
I'm still waiting for my flower to burst on the scene.
Until then, all these people are nobody to me.

It's just as well. They're all probably leaving the org soon anyway.

I wonder if the Captain has a computer I can borrow...

Is it possible for alter egos to have stuff you don't?

are you saying the Captain doesn't have a large penis?????