Being a female, I only really ever carry around a couple of condoms I bought in a drug store in case. However, when I go pee in most convenience stores, they have the convenience of condoms right there in the bathroom for $.75. And these little things called tingle rings which I'm not sure what do. I've often thought about buying a tingle ring and dissecting it to find out as I use the toilet and wash my hands.

These machines must be somewhat profitable. I doubt very much they're hanging up in there for the sole purpose of reminding every gas station potty patron to wrap that shit up. So I'm wondering....

How many of you have bought gas station/convenience store bathroom jimmy caps or tingle rings?

Tingle rings?!

CortestheKiller said:

Don't touch those machines. You don't know what's been on them.

any time I've ever seen these machines in restrooms, they were always rusted and empty, and had pictures on them from the 70's LOL.

The AIDs Task Force in our area distributes condoms free to many of the bars, if they choose. The straight bars usually refuse them for some odd reason, but at the gay bars, you can usually find em in a big basket or bowl on the counter, free for taking.

Tom said:

Like a party favor or a snack!

Tom said:

thats cool, they do that at my school. man, i love free stuff!

Tom said:

We just get love like that at the Health Department around here. Me and my ex just got a membership to rubbertree.com. Bought in bulk, and sometimes they sent free samples of various other condoms.

CortestheKiller said:

Whenever I'm in at gas station, I always buy a condom out of the 'condom-machine' and then fill it up with water like a water-balloon.
Then I throw it at the attendant when he or she tells me how much the gas is gonna cost me.

Illustrator said:

Cute.

CortestheKiller said:

Sorry.
I was just kidding.
I don't really do that.

Honestly....
I didn't mean to offend anybody with this post.

Illustrator said:

I'm horribly offended. I mean, my grandma is a gas station attendant....

I was in a Super America bathroom and one of the condom vends promised a special bonus sex item, one of which went by the name of "Octopus 5." Oh my god did I wish I had some quarters at that moment.

HobbesLeCute said:

Jesus... what on earth could an Octopus 5 be? It's a mystery like the tingle ring.

But I'm guessing a tingle ring is just a UTI waiting to happen.

CortestheKiller said:

I dunno,
but it could lead to discovering what today's teenagers refer to as an "octopussy".

Illustrator said:

I was joking by the way. You didn't offend me and my grandma doesn't work in a gas station.

Anyway... What on earth is octopussy? Enlighten me.

CortestheKiller said:

I'll find out soon enough. Next time I go in that bathroom it's going to be with a roll of quarters.

HobbesLeCute said:

Excellent. I think Super America is where I saw a tingle ring, too. But it was in a different state so I'm probably not going to make it back to that Super America any time soon.

HobbesLeCute said:

Just make sure that when you get there,
it's a roll of quarters that you've got.

..I'm waiting for an explanation for the "tingle ring" and the "octopussy".