i am a bad, bad girl

i have a perfectly good box of salt in the cupboard but i haven't used it for a long long time. i like the fine salt that you find in a wendy's individual salt packet. the other night my salt shaker was getting empty again so when i was at the fast food joint i just grabbed another handful, went home and filled my shaker



i've done this for a couple of years now
i feel bad... but not bad enough to stop doing it!


anyone else bad?
once a klepto, always a klepto?

JESUS SEES YOU STEALING SALT!

cborgman said:

oh stop, you!! i bet you have a closet full of props from your shows!!





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emm said:

jesus, is that you?

i used to take a costume peice/prop/memento of some sort from the shows i was in that i liked the show or character a lot... but then i started running out of rom after 60 something shows.

cborgman said:

It's the danger aspect, isn't it! You enjoy the thrill of salt heists. Watch out, though - next you'll graduate from salt to ketchup packets, sporks, and moist towelettes.

Honey, I steal these by the bucketfull whenever I go to Wendy's The granulated salt just don't stick!

WillyWonka said:

and then...handfuls of ice.

after that...mouthfuls of ice.

after that still...mouthfuls of ice and pop.

I had a friend that used to steal steak knives from every restaurant she went to.

WillyWonka said:

you just better hope i never make it inside your factory... my sugar bowl could use a topping up!!

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

There's an alluring, yet sad and seedy underbelly to fast food restaurant condiments, and it's a long, hard road back once you've succumbed to their temptations.

WillyWonka said:

emm said:

Young lady, I must remind you that my factory is frought with catastrophe for naughty children who do things they shouldn't!

I'd hate to see you end up in a vat of fudge or turned into a sugarbeet.

WillyWonka said:

Since children have turned into Blueberries in your factory, would emm turn into a pillar of packet salt?

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

someone who understands me
it's the best for popcorn, isn't it??

I have a coffee cup from London!

and the saucer




































and the spoon.

WillyWonka said:

sporks!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Yes, and the OompaLoompas would put her on a bowl of popcorn!

(I'd save her before that, really. She's more sweet than salty anyway.)

emm said:

It's the best for EVERYTHING! You should see me looking around for witnesses whenever I'm standing in front of the condiment podium. I cannot resist that salt and I cannot ignore pre-wrapped spoons, forks and knives!!! I have a bunch in my glove compartment just in case.....and they have been used!

WillyWonka said:

and a little bit nutty

emm said:

You're a perfect combination of many delicious and wonderful flavors!

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

i have four champagne glasses
from going to the bars in first year university

they served a drink called a friggin' willy
i don't know what it was but it was friggin' good!
everyone stashed a glass in their purse when we left