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Dedicate a song to your Signifigant Other! 
For you baby. You fuckin' piece of shit! 
Shaking like a dog shittin' razorblades, waking up next to nothing after dreaming of you and me I'm waking up all alone, waking up so relieved while you're taking your time with apologies, I'm making my plans for revenge Red eyes on orange horizons If Columbus was wrong I'd drive straight off the edge I'd drive straight off the edge Taking your own life with boredom, I'm taking my own life with wine - it helps you to rule out the sorrow, it helps me to empty my mind Making the most of a bad time I'm smoking the brains from my head Leaving the coal calling the kettle black and orange and red This kettle is seeing red I've got a big fat fuckin' bone to pick with you my darling In case you haven't heard I'm sick and tired of trying I wish you would take my radio to bathe with you, plugged in and ready to fall Shaking like a dog shittin' razorblades, waking up next to nothing after dreaming of you and me I'm waking up all alone, waking up so relieved while you're taking your time with apologies, I'm planning out my revenge Red eyes on orange horizons If Columbus was wrong I'd drive straight off the edge I'm seeing red I've got a big fat fuckin' bone to pick with you my darling In case you haven't heard I'm sick and tired of trying I wish you would take my radio to bathe with you, plugged in and ready to fall Plugged in and ready to fall Plugged in and ready to fall Plugged in and ready to fall | |
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luv4all7 said:
For you baby. You fuckin' piece of shit!
Shaking like a dog shittin' razorblades, waking up next to nothing after dreaming of you and me I'm waking up all alone, waking up so relieved while you're taking your time with apologies, I'm making my plans for revenge Red eyes on orange horizons If Columbus was wrong I'd drive straight off the edge I'd drive straight off the edge Taking your own life with boredom, I'm taking my own life with wine - it helps you to rule out the sorrow, it helps me to empty my mind Making the most of a bad time I'm smoking the brains from my head Leaving the coal calling the kettle black and orange and red This kettle is seeing red I've got a big fat fuckin' bone to pick with you my darling In case you haven't heard I'm sick and tired of trying I wish you would take my radio to bathe with you, plugged in and ready to fall Shaking like a dog shittin' razorblades, waking up next to nothing after dreaming of you and me I'm waking up all alone, waking up so relieved while you're taking your time with apologies, I'm planning out my revenge Red eyes on orange horizons If Columbus was wrong I'd drive straight off the edge I'm seeing red I've got a big fat fuckin' bone to pick with you my darling In case you haven't heard I'm sick and tired of trying I wish you would take my radio to bathe with you, plugged in and ready to fall Plugged in and ready to fall Plugged in and ready to fall Plugged in and ready to fall  | |
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For someone who's gone but never far from my mind...
Oceans apart day after day And I slowly go insane I hear your voice on the line But it doesn't stop the pain If I see you next to never How can we say forever Wherever you go Whatever you do I will be right here waiting for you Whatever it takes Or how my heart breaks I will be right here waiting for you I took for granted, all the times That I though would last somehow I hear the laughter, I taste the tears But I can't get near you now Oh, can't you see it baby You've got me goin' CrAzY Wherever you go Whatever you do I will be right here waiting for you Whatever it takes Or how my heart breaks I will be right here waiting for you I wonder how we can survive This romance But in the end if I'm with you I'll take the chance Oh, can't you see it baby You've got me goin' cRaZy Wherever you go Whatever you do I will be right here waiting for you Whatever it takes Or how my heart breaks I will be right here waiting for you | |
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Everybody Dancing Now - C & C Music Manufacturing Plant
Everybody Dance now ... Everybody Dance now ... Give me the music Give me the music Everybody Dance now ... Everybody Dance now ... Yeah ... Yeah ... Yeah Everybody Dance now ... Yeah ... Yeah ... Yeah Everybody Dance now ... [rap by Freedom Williams] Here is the doe, back with the bass The jam is live in effect and I don't waste time Or the mike if it don't rhyme Jump to the rhythm jump jump to the rhythm jump And I'm here to provide Peace and lyrics to make your shake your pants Take a chance, come on and dance Guys grab a girl, don't wait, make a whirl It's your world and I'm just a swirl Trying to get a nut to move your butt To the dance floor, so yo what's up Hands in the air, Come on say yeah, everybody over here everybody over there the crowd is live and I feel this groove Party people in the house Move ... (Let your mind) Move ... (Put me online) (Chorus) Come on let's sweat, baby Let the music take control Let the rhythm move you Sweat, sweat Let the music take control Let the rhythm move you Everybody dance now ... Da da da da da da da da da da da da, da da da da da da da, da da da la da da da la da da da dum da dum da dum everybody dance now [rap by freedom williams] Pause take a breath go for yours On my command now hit the dance floors I'm gonna make you sweat till you bleed Is that ... enough, indeed I pay the price, control the dice I'm more precise, to a point I'm nice The music takes control, your heart and soul Oh, your body is free and a whole Dance till you can't dance Till you can't dance no more Get on the floor and get warm Then come back and upside down Easy now, let me see ya Move ... (Let your mind) Move ... (Put me online) The music is my life ... everybody dance now ... everybody dance now ... everybody dance now ... everybody ... (Repeat Chorus) For my dead wife. Kazakhstani chain of importance: "God, man, horse, dog, woman, then rat, then small krutzouli"
MIGHTY GLORIOUS MANS OF PRINCE'S ORG: #1 BORAT (OBVIOUS), #2 SPATS, #3 SPISARIBB, #4 MIKEMATRONIK | |
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Borat said: Everybody Dancing Now - C & C Music Manufacturing Plant
Everybody Dance now ... Everybody Dance now ... Give me the music Give me the music Everybody Dance now ... Everybody Dance now ... Yeah ... Yeah ... Yeah Everybody Dance now ... Yeah ... Yeah ... Yeah Everybody Dance now ... [rap by Freedom Williams] Here is the doe, back with the bass The jam is live in effect and I don't waste time Or the mike if it don't rhyme Jump to the rhythm jump jump to the rhythm jump And I'm here to provide Peace and lyrics to make your shake your pants Take a chance, come on and dance Guys grab a girl, don't wait, make a whirl It's your world and I'm just a swirl Trying to get a nut to move your butt To the dance floor, so yo what's up Hands in the air, Come on say yeah, everybody over here everybody over there the crowd is live and I feel this groove Party people in the house Move ... (Let your mind) Move ... (Put me online) (Chorus) Come on let's sweat, baby Let the music take control Let the rhythm move you Sweat, sweat Let the music take control Let the rhythm move you Everybody dance now ... Da da da da da da da da da da da da, da da da da da da da, da da da la da da da la da da da dum da dum da dum everybody dance now [rap by freedom williams] Pause take a breath go for yours On my command now hit the dance floors I'm gonna make you sweat till you bleed Is that ... enough, indeed I pay the price, control the dice I'm more precise, to a point I'm nice The music takes control, your heart and soul Oh, your body is free and a whole Dance till you can't dance Till you can't dance no more Get on the floor and get warm Then come back and upside down Easy now, let me see ya Move ... (Let your mind) Move ... (Put me online) The music is my life ... everybody dance now ... everybody dance now ... everybody dance now ... everybody ... (Repeat Chorus) For my dead wife.  | |
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Borat said: For my dead wife.
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Perhaps I should get a signifigant other first! | |
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Spookymuffin said: Borat said: For my dead wife.
Why you laugh? She is dead! Kazakhstani chain of importance: "God, man, horse, dog, woman, then rat, then small krutzouli"
MIGHTY GLORIOUS MANS OF PRINCE'S ORG: #1 BORAT (OBVIOUS), #2 SPATS, #3 SPISARIBB, #4 MIKEMATRONIK | |
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: Perhaps I should get a signifigant other first!
OMG! Nooooo!!! Do no such thing!!!!!  | |
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for my baby... 
Sit on my face and tell me that you love me I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too I love to hear you oralize When I'm between your thighs You blow me away Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places And play, 'til we're blown away | |
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Borat said: Spookymuffin said: Why you laugh? She is dead! I laugh in the face of death. | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: for my baby...
Sit on my face and tell me that you love me I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too I love to hear you oralize When I'm between your thighs You blow me away Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places And play, 'til we're blown away WAH WAH WEE WAAAAH! Kazakhstani chain of importance: "God, man, horse, dog, woman, then rat, then small krutzouli"
MIGHTY GLORIOUS MANS OF PRINCE'S ORG: #1 BORAT (OBVIOUS), #2 SPATS, #3 SPISARIBB, #4 MIKEMATRONIK | |
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Spookymuffin said: Borat said: Why you laugh? She is dead! I laugh in the face of death. Man with the chocolate face? Kazakhstani chain of importance: "God, man, horse, dog, woman, then rat, then small krutzouli"
MIGHTY GLORIOUS MANS OF PRINCE'S ORG: #1 BORAT (OBVIOUS), #2 SPATS, #3 SPISARIBB, #4 MIKEMATRONIK | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: for my baby...
Sit on my face and tell me that you love me I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too I love to hear you oralize When I'm between your thighs You blow me away Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places And play, 'til we're blown away Awesome! | |
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I'd like to dedicate this to my broken computer.
Welcome, U've got mail" {AOL sample} (Computer) {sample repeats in BG} It was Sunday night, instead of doing what I usually do I.. CHORUS: I scan my computer looking 4 a site Somebody 2 talk 2, funny and bright I scan my computer looking 4 a site Make believe it's a better world, a better life Nothing on TV I ain't seen before Another murder on the news, I can't take no more Evil Incorporated, blowing up bombs and thangs I have a child, huh, I have a lot 2 explain I could write a letter, but who would I send it 2? It was Sunday night, instead of doing what I usually do I.. CHORUS I called an old friend of mine just the other day No congratulations, no respect paid All she did was wonder if the rumors were true I said - "No, I ain't dead yet, but uh.. what about U?" I can count my friends with a peace sign: 1, 2 It was Sunday night, instead of doing what I usually do I.. I scan my computer looking 4 a site Somebody 2 talk 2, funny and bright (Oh) I scan my computer looking 4 a site Make believe it's a better world, a better life (A better life) I got no mail, my computer I told them I don't wanna see a doctor unless he's lonely 2 Every Sunday night, instead of doing what I usually do I.. I scan my computer looking 4 a site Somebody 2 talk 2, funny and bright I scan my computer looking 4 a site Make believe it's a better world (Make believe it's a better world) A better life {x52} I miss you...  All good things they say never last... | |
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C'mon guys! Humor me!!!!! Just post a funny or a psycho song. Even if ya DON'T mean it!!! Do it!!! 
Please?  | |
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I dont have a significant other.  I dedicate 'Pink Cashmere' by Prince to my Mum.  | |
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former wife: Strange relationship
current dating chick: i wanna sex u up ( thats right Color Me Bad) (Insert something clever here) | |
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Woman I can hardly express
My mixed emotions at my thoughtlessness After all I'm forever in your debt And woman I will try to express My inner feelings and thankfulness For showing me the meaning of success Ooh, well, well Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo Ooh, well, well Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo Woman I know you understand The little child inside of the man Please remember my life is in your hands And woman hold me close to your heart However distant don't keep us apart After all it is written in the stars Ooh, well, well Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo Ooh, well, well Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo Well Woman please let me explain I never meant to cause you sorrow or pain So let me tell you again and again and again I love you, yeah, yeah Now and forever I love you, yeah, yeah Now and forever I love you, yeah, yeah Now and forever I love you, yeah, yeah | |
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TMPletz said: Woman I can hardly express
My mixed emotions at my thoughtlessness After all I'm forever in your debt And woman I will try to express My inner feelings and thankfulness For showing me the meaning of success Ooh, well, well Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo Ooh, well, well Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo Woman I know you understand The little child inside of the man Please remember my life is in your hands And woman hold me close to your heart However distant don't keep us apart After all it is written in the stars Ooh, well, well Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo Ooh, well, well Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo Well Woman please let me explain I never meant to cause you sorrow or pain So let me tell you again and again and again I love you, yeah, yeah Now and forever I love you, yeah, yeah Now and forever I love you, yeah, yeah Now and forever I love you, yeah, yeah 
Beautiful.  "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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When you, get me down
Then I, get turned around I tend to, cut myself off From things, I shouldn't run from It doesn't really matter Sometimes we run for cover I'm always on the outside Stabbed me in the back Once did a thing like that Sticking to your ploy Is this something you enjoy? Publicity and insecurity Just wanna be me It's my need to be free Chorus It doesn't really matter Sometimes we run for cover I'm always on the outside You never seem to wonder How much you make me suffer I speak it from the inside Looking right at me {at me} Won't recede my plea {my plea} Tell me what you mean {you mean} I'm not what's on the screen Thinking what will be {will be} Find innovatory {atory} That's quite enough for me Makes me wanna scream {scream, scream, scream, scream, scream, scream} Keep it to myself Chorus It doesn't really matter Sometimes we run for cover I'm always on the outside (keep it to myself) You never seem to wonder How much you make me suffer I speak it from the inside (Keep it to myself) Chorus It doesn't really matter Sometimes we run for cover I'm always on the outside (keep it to myself) You never seem to wonder How much you make me suffer I speak it from the inside ONE DAY AT A TIME http://www.newpowerradio.ca/ | |
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We've been together for so very long
But now things are changing, oh I wonder what's wrong? Seems you don't want me around The passion is gone and the flame's died down I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem That time that you made it with the whole hockey team You used to think I was nice Now you tell all your friends that I'm the Antichrist Oh, why did you disconnect the breaks in my car? That kind of thing is hard to ignore Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore I knew that we were having problems when You put those piranhas in my bathtub again You're still the light of my life Oh darling, I'm beggin', won't you put down that knife? You know, I even think it's kinda cute the way You poison my coffee just a little each day I still remember the way that you laughed When you pushed me down that elevator shaft Oh, if you don't mind me asking, what's this poisonous cobra Doing in my underwear drawer? Sometime I get to thinking you don't love me any more You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill Now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will You set my house on fire You pulled out my chest hairs with an old pair of pliers Oh, you think that I'm ugly and you say that I'm cheap You shaved off my eyebrows while I was asleep You drilled a hole in my head Then you dumped me in a drainage ditch and left me for dead Oh, you know this really isn't like you at all You never acted this way before Honey, something tells me you don't love me any more, oh no no Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore | |
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WillyWonka said: We've been together for so very long
But now things are changing, oh I wonder what's wrong? Seems you don't want me around The passion is gone and the flame's died down I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem That time that you made it with the whole hockey team You used to think I was nice Now you tell all your friends that I'm the Antichrist Oh, why did you disconnect the breaks in my car? That kind of thing is hard to ignore Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore I knew that we were having problems when You put those piranhas in my bathtub again You're still the light of my life Oh darling, I'm beggin', won't you put down that knife? You know, I even think it's kinda cute the way You poison my coffee just a little each day I still remember the way that you laughed When you pushed me down that elevator shaft Oh, if you don't mind me asking, what's this poisonous cobra Doing in my underwear drawer? Sometime I get to thinking you don't love me any more You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill Now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will You set my house on fire You pulled out my chest hairs with an old pair of pliers Oh, you think that I'm ugly and you say that I'm cheap You shaved off my eyebrows while I was asleep You drilled a hole in my head Then you dumped me in a drainage ditch and left me for dead Oh, you know this really isn't like you at all You never acted this way before Honey, something tells me you don't love me any more, oh no no Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore | |
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WillyWonka said: We've been together for so very long
But now things are changing, oh I wonder what's wrong? Seems you don't want me around The passion is gone and the flame's died down I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem That time that you made it with the whole hockey team You used to think I was nice Now you tell all your friends that I'm the Antichrist Oh, why did you disconnect the breaks in my car? That kind of thing is hard to ignore Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore I knew that we were having problems when You put those piranhas in my bathtub again You're still the light of my life Oh darling, I'm beggin', won't you put down that knife? You know, I even think it's kinda cute the way You poison my coffee just a little each day I still remember the way that you laughed When you pushed me down that elevator shaft Oh, if you don't mind me asking, what's this poisonous cobra Doing in my underwear drawer? Sometime I get to thinking you don't love me any more You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill Now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will You set my house on fire You pulled out my chest hairs with an old pair of pliers Oh, you think that I'm ugly and you say that I'm cheap You shaved off my eyebrows while I was asleep You drilled a hole in my head Then you dumped me in a drainage ditch and left me for dead Oh, you know this really isn't like you at all You never acted this way before Honey, something tells me you don't love me any more, oh no no Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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WillyWonka said: We've been together for so very long
But now things are changing, oh I wonder what's wrong? Seems you don't want me around The passion is gone and the flame's died down I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem That time that you made it with the whole hockey team You used to think I was nice Now you tell all your friends that I'm the Antichrist Oh, why did you disconnect the breaks in my car? That kind of thing is hard to ignore Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore I knew that we were having problems when You put those piranhas in my bathtub again You're still the light of my life Oh darling, I'm beggin', won't you put down that knife? You know, I even think it's kinda cute the way You poison my coffee just a little each day I still remember the way that you laughed When you pushed me down that elevator shaft Oh, if you don't mind me asking, what's this poisonous cobra Doing in my underwear drawer? Sometime I get to thinking you don't love me any more You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill Now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will You set my house on fire You pulled out my chest hairs with an old pair of pliers Oh, you think that I'm ugly and you say that I'm cheap You shaved off my eyebrows while I was asleep You drilled a hole in my head Then you dumped me in a drainage ditch and left me for dead Oh, you know this really isn't like you at all You never acted this way before Honey, something tells me you don't love me any more, oh no no Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore  Awesome! Thanks for playin' | |
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Something in the way she moves
Attracts me like no other lover Something in the way she woos me I don't want to leave her now You know I believe and how Somewhere in her smile she knows That I don't need no other lover Something in her style that shows me I don't want to leave her now You know I believe and how You're asking me will my love grow I don't know, I don't know You stick around and it may show I don't know, I don't know Something in the way she knows And all I have to do is think of her Something in the things she shows me I don't want to leave her now You know I believe and how | |
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luv4all7 said: WillyWonka said: We've been together for so very long
But now things are changing, oh I wonder what's wrong? Seems you don't want me around The passion is gone and the flame's died down I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem That time that you made it with the whole hockey team You used to think I was nice Now you tell all your friends that I'm the Antichrist Oh, why did you disconnect the breaks in my car? That kind of thing is hard to ignore Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore I knew that we were having problems when You put those piranhas in my bathtub again You're still the light of my life Oh darling, I'm beggin', won't you put down that knife? You know, I even think it's kinda cute the way You poison my coffee just a little each day I still remember the way that you laughed When you pushed me down that elevator shaft Oh, if you don't mind me asking, what's this poisonous cobra Doing in my underwear drawer? Sometime I get to thinking you don't love me any more You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill Now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will You set my house on fire You pulled out my chest hairs with an old pair of pliers Oh, you think that I'm ugly and you say that I'm cheap You shaved off my eyebrows while I was asleep You drilled a hole in my head Then you dumped me in a drainage ditch and left me for dead Oh, you know this really isn't like you at all You never acted this way before Honey, something tells me you don't love me any more, oh no no Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore Awesome! Thanks for playin' | |
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WillyWonka said: ("You Don't Love Me Anymore" by Weird Al)
It's been a long time since I've heard that song! | |
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TMPletz said: WillyWonka said: ("You Don't Love Me Anymore" by Weird Al)
It's been a long time since I've heard that song! It's an oldie but a goodie.  | |
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There comes a time in every man's life
When he gets tired of fooling around Juggling hearts in a three-ring circus Will someday drive a body down to the ground I never imagined that love would rain on me And make me wanna settle down But baby it's true I think I do And I just wanna tell you that I wanna with you Baby if you do too Forever Forever Baby, I want ya forever I wanna keep you for the rest of my life All that's wrong in my world you can make right You are my saviour You are my life Forever I want you in my life There comes a road in every man's journey A road that he's afraid to walk on alone I'm here to tell ya that I'm at that road And I'd rather walk it with you than walk it alone You are my hero You are my future And when I am with you I have no past Baby, my one and only desire Is to find some way in this doggone world to make this feeling last Oh, baby it's true I know I do And I just wanna tell you that I wanna with you, yeah Baby if you do too, oh Forever Forever I wanna be your baby forever I wanna keep you for the rest of my life All that's wrong in my world you can make right You are my saviour You are my life Forever I want you in my life oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1! | |
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