My friend posted this on myspace, its funny!

I think the life cycle is all backwards

You should start out dead and get it out of the way.

Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension,
then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you
get ready for High School.

You go to primary school, you become a kid , you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in
spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and then, you finish off as an orgasm.






Ok, I give up, I'm bored

that's classic!!

did you know ...

that in the teaching of Abraham

it is said we do start life dead

Mach said:

really?

I have an "idea" that we start life (physical life as we know it each time) before we're born... not sure if you're meaning in the same way and it's too P & R to get into here

orgnote

Mach said:

No I didnt...tell me more?

to you too beautiful Mach!

Natisse said:

TY

susannah said:

I cant really for I am just learning about and reseacrching this myself...

you can look up Abraham - Hicks

it's quite interesting

Sounds perfect! Now where's my orgasm?

Mach said:

I will, thankyou Mach!

onenitealone said:

What do you want me to do, say "here you go!"

There isnt an emoticon for that!

onenitealone said:

susannah said:

http://www.abraham-hicks.com/

susannah said:

susannah said:

Well, it's probably not appropriate in work. They hear me moaning quite regularly but not in that way.

onenitealone said:

susannah said:

What??!

Sorry, did I go too far there? I do have orgasms, you know.

onenitealone said:

you said orgasms

Mach said:

co

Al are you drunk?


(I'm kidding hon )

onenitealone said:

Natisse said:

You two.

Drunk on life.

onenitealone said:

only teasing hon

~checks Alun's redbull supply just in case~

Natisse said:

~ discovers heap of empty Red Bull cans under desk ~

onenitealone said:

I knew it!!!

Natisse said:

NO

So is this now the 'Orgasm' thread???

Someone can start by saying when they had their last one.

I'm not.

onenitealone said:

aww

just about to leave work hon have a good night


and don't get too pissed

Natisse said:

I was only kidding, of course.

And, no, I'm having a quiet night in. Or going to the cinema. Haven't decided which yet. Have a great one, love.

onenitealone said:

daily

Mach said:

lucky girl!!