That happened to me once but from a regular sized fly! !!!!

I was just walking along and as I took a deep inhale the fly flew up my nose and since I was in the middle of the inhale it was sucked right through the nose hole and into my throat and since my inhale was so vigorous it shot down my throat like a bullet and was falling into my esophogus before I could even stop it from happening. To think all the places that sick beast had been that day.....

I'll one-up you here:

(well, this happened to my brother-in-law, not me )

He was camping/hiking and stopped in an old wooden outhouse in the woods to pee in the morning. There was a huge pile of shit, like there always is, in the hole down below and as he was peeing, he was watching all the flies sitting on the poop. Well, he yawned and one of the flies flew up out of the hole and right onto his tongue!



Ok, I'll stop w/ gross stories now.