I'm gone for a week on the high seas and swimming with stingrays in Grand Cayman. Insert tasteless joke here.

Becareful a semiceleberty reciently lost his life annoying stingrays.

Can I use your account while you're gone!?

Are you taking a cruise?

Be dafe and enjoy yourself... take pictures!

lovemachine said:

yes

Mazurack said:

does dafe mean drunk?

If it does, okay!!

jerseykrs said:

Yes! That's exactly what it means!


(Ack! I even proof-read the damned thing and didn't even catch it! Too many drinks gets you dafe!)

Mazurack said:

I can't wait to get dafed!!

Dafe off my ass!!!!

Holy shit I'm dafe!!

jerseykrs said:

*Groan*

I'm pretty dafe off my ass right now! So dafe, in fact, that I broke my self-imposed rule and can smoke in my house right now! Party over here!

jerseykrs said:

We just got back from a 4 night cruise. We had fun but the lasting memory I will take from the trip is the vast amount of food they fed us. It was all really good as well I wish I would have brought my camera to the midnight chocolate buffet because people were literally taking like 10 pounds of food....it was as if they had never seen treats before

Anyway...here is proof of how good the food was.

Taken right before I left (I should have turned off the flash). You will notice I weighed 142.5 pounds.



Taken right when I got home. You will notice I weigh 153 pounds. That is right I gained more then 10 pounds in 5 days / 4 nights and at my size that is a lot.

Mazurack said:

I got sooooo dafe last night, I told a girl at the bar, who was drinking water..I said

"You shouldn't drink water"

she says "why?"


I say.....

"Because fish fuck in it!!!"



what a dafen idiot!

Don't forget to pack a cool suit for formal night



The ship photo people actually got a real nice shot of us dressed up but I don't have a scanner but it was nice enough to pay $20 bucks for it

lovemachine said:

hot damn!!!

I know about the free food, but I am going to TRY my hardest to practice some self control.....which is hard, because I am, afterall, a glutton.

Anyway....the best part of the cruise besides the food:

(We were in the Bahamas)

jerseykrs said:

That's a good one! Or, maybe I only think so because I'm so dafe?!

lovemachine said:

Oooh... I'm jealous!

Very nice photos of the two of you, by the way.

We're taking a 7 day cruise next year. I heard about all the food. Im getting new clothes but I probably wont be able to fit in em. Im gonna come back a big fat heifer

lovemachine said:

that looks divine!! Was this your honeymoon? I wasn't going to pack a full on suit for formal, just seems like a bit much to pack for one dinner.

jerseykrs said:

Yep it was our honeymoon.

For the record most people were wearing suits and even a few tuxes in the dining hall formal evening but they always have alternate eating venues if you don't want to get dressed up. A few people were probably dressed down a little bit but you had the fuddy duddy cruise hags complaining about them behind their backs

Have a great time hun.

Have a blast!

A week without jerseykrs? Sweet! Looks like it's gonna be a vacation for the entire org!

Have fun!
Take pictures!

have a fan-freaking-tastic time jers...

yes, definately take pictures
i know you will be able to come back with some stunners
shadow, water, texture... right up your alley

I leave in an hour, and I;m drunk already!!

jerseykrs said:

Ooooh I've never been to the Cayman Islands. Lucky bastard! Have fun!

I would say take lots of pictures but we already know that you will....

jerseykrs said:

Jeezus.

jerseykrs said:

Have fun!

jerseykrs said:

have fun, jersey!