So, I'm at work, and this jerk-off gave me a hard time earlier today. Lo and behold, he leaves his room and a congregation of 6 vehicles meets him in the parking lot. And the proceed to cruise 'round and 'round.

So, an hour this occurs and I get uncomfortable, not to mention fed up.

Yep.

It wasn't as glamorous as I always thought it would be, but it seems the lad giving me a hard time is wanted by the police anyway. So they're patrollin'.

What is your profession and why were they giving you a hard time?

JDINTERACTIVE said:

Hotel front desk.

It all started cos this sawed off white kid and his, as he said, "homies" tried to put six people in one queen-sized bedroom. Which is not allowed... that's over occupancy. So he had to be told to buy two rooms, some double beds, or we could refund.

"Well, maybe me and my homies like to sleep together... 5-6, we can all get in a bed."

Then he called me a "dumb cunt" but went on and paid all the money. I shoulda given him the big fuck-off then.

urgh, some people are such assholes. they know what they 'demand'
is against the rules and yet they have to press on about it.

and when someone simply doing their job tells them 'no', they'll
throw a fit and start some stupid shit like what you just said.

i hope they keep him in jail with 5 or 6 other 'homies', lol.

"so homie, i heard you like to sleep 5 or 6 in a bad, c'mere"

IstenSzek said:

IstenSzek said:

Well, you sexy devil! You got your wish.

They caused more disturbance so I had to call the police back to the scene. Arrested for possession!

This is one of the most exciting things that has happened to me in, you know, like...a week I guess. Maybe two.

Now I can forever know that I caused a dude to get sent to jail. And be possibly raped by homies.

What's a "sawed off white kid"?

ReturnofDOOK said:

A short white lad.

CortestheKiller said:

Seems like you get called that a lot. At least, I've seen you mention that people peripheral to your work have called you that before. And that sucks. Maybe it's time to look for a new job?

mrdespues said:

I have one starting Monday! Hell of a thing to have happen at the end of one's run at a job, innit!

I hope he and his "homies" don't come back for revenge!

CortestheKiller said:

I love your appropriation of English slang. It's so cute!

CortestheKiller said:

CortestheKiller said:

funniest thing i heard in a while

jerseykrs said:

They found a pound of herb in the kid's duffel bag.

I'd rather they didn't come back for revenge, too. Thanks, Chris.

CortestheKiller said:

This really is some funny shit.

Mazurack said:

H-O.

You did what you had to do. Glad you're alright!

CortestheKiller said:

Nope, H20. haven't gotten to the beer stow yet!

alwayslate said:

i know, right? dude got his wish...he gonna be in a room full of people now. they may not be his homies, but...