My ink pen just exploded in my pants pocket, ruining my one good pair of blue khakis.

DAMN IT!!!

I drew several pictures of dead or dying babies and laughed about them with my friend in Spanish. Now I feel guilty that I still find it funny.

I woke up and realized I have to go to work tonight, even though I'm about to quit this job after Monday.

I've got ink all over my hand and it won't come off.

This is TERRIBLE!!!

Spookymuffin said:

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

evenstar3 said:

break it's OTHER leg?

I let my dryer run out - if you keep feeding it quarters you get 15 minutes per quarter, but if you let it die it's $1.25 to get 45 minutes. I let my dryer run out

jerseykrs said:

No, silly- nail it's other hand to the floor.

evenstar3 said:

this is like the opposite of my HOLLA!!! thread.

the worst thing to happen to me today was having to come to work when i just wanted to stay in bed all damn day, reading and sleeping and watching netflixxesses.

The idoit who just sold me my tree in celebration of Scott Baio's birthday didn't tie it tight enough to my car & it went flying off near the Highland exit on I-88.
It got wedged in between to cars that were on one of those car-carrier trucks.
With all the rush hour traffic,
I couldn't manuever my vehicle close enough to the truck to signal him that he had my tree before he got off the next exit, and I lost him.

My kids will be so dissapppointed.


But at least the adventure seemed like something out from a bad sit-com,
so I guess in some strange way, I still celebrated the spirit of the holiday.

http://www.prince.org/msg/100/203107

Personally (for today), I kinda overcooked my red skin potatoes.

I got closed in the train doors
I was embarassed so I went to the next car

lol

i wish all those things were all i had to worry about.

brownsugar said:

i've felt that way before. i don't take for granted that the load on my back is light right now (knock on wood).

acid reflux. So I washed a couple of prilosec tablets down with corona.

I couldn't stay away from the org all day.

My Musicology cd cracked!

evenstar3 said:

"Today" is only 40 minutes old right now lol...so I'd have to say clicking on this thread has been the worst thing that has happened to me today. I bet it holds up over the next 23 hours and 20 minutes, too...

Illustrator said:

That's a really funny story.

I'm sorry your kids were disappointed though.