minneapolisgenius said:

That cat was probabbly pissed!

Tom said:

I'm sure it was. Or at the very least, completely confused and scared.

minneapolisgenius said:

!!!

GOOEY!!! Omg I can't believe you save all those pictures!

I do have many drunken stories, the time I got pulled over and told the officer my dad was a Top in Compton, the Martha's Vineyard fall, the time I passed out and got 'antiqued', the time I threw up in the bushes and then fell in them, the many bum shows, the many wrestling matches..good lawd they just don't end.

evenstar3 said:

I haven't either.

Tom said:

CarrieLee said:

Has it ever happened to you at work?

kidelrich said:

No. When I bartend sometimes we pour 'fuck ups' so we can drink them and I've gotten slightly buzzed...but that's it.

was at a party given by my sister's office manager....Halloween, so some were costumed others not....as the night wore on, it became a little bit of a sendoff for me as well, as word got around that I was leaving for the Army in a matter of days....started off with Heinekens....moved to Jack n coke...then some genius in the peanut gallery started toasting me with multiple bottles of Skyy Vodka....damned blue bottle....shit was straight out of a deep freezer...ice cold....so after individually toasting damned near everyone at the party, I was beyond fucked up....started dancing with this woman...suggestively....in full view of my wife....with a bad Tina Turner wig on my head, held down with a pair of battery operated lighted devils ears....and for some reason a whip, which said woman used to pull me closer and dance even more suggestively....while said wife is inching ever closer and the beatdown imminent....luckily, my sister rescued my "stupid ass" (as she repeated over and over leading me out of the house), but the ride home was a blur....NO I DIDN'T DRIVE...but I had to endure the repeated threat of getting thrown out of the car at high speeds....woke up the next day with a MONSTER hangover and a really pissed off wife....didn't remember too much until my sister came over later with the video of the whole thing.....
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Gay Pride 1990-something.

I got plastered and blacked out.There was a drag queen talking about cheating boyfriends and how we shouldn't have to deal with that, on one of the stages. There I was testifying and saying things like "Uh-huh, that's right baby."
I thought I was in church. I just thought it was embarrassing because when I used to drink I was never messy. I was beyond messy that day and I didn't even remember any of it.


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reneGade20 said:

POST.

THE.

VIDEO.

I was drunk as hell one night and spent the night at a friend's house that I had never slept over at before. I slept in the guest room and he and his lover slept in their bedroom.

In the middle of the night, I had to piss, and I do mean I had to piss really bad. The house was pitch black dark as I wandered through the hall feeling around for the bathroom door. I felt an opening with my hand, took a few steps into the room, unzipped my pants and started to piss. I was pissing out what felt to be a water fountain, when all of sudden, I heard my friend holler...."Andy, get your drunk ass out of here! You drunk bitch, you are pissing all over us!" Someone turned the light on and I saw that I was standing at the foot of the bed pissing straight down on them. Those motherfuckers were pissed....in more ways than one. To this day, they don't let me live that one down.
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I could share stories, but you lot aren't supposed to know I drink heavily underage.

FunkMistress said:

well, by video I meant VHS from a hand held cam in 1996....and I'm sure that it was among the things my sis lost to Katrina last year....but I'll ask her if she still has it....there are ways to transfer that, right? I work with routers and servers and shit, but am all thumbs with a lot of this stuff....good typist, tho....

jerseykrs said:

neither do I!

Spookymuffin said:

shut up! i was a good catholic school girl, and now i hang out with people who don't drink.

abierman said:

and neither do I!

evenstar3 said:

Come to England, I'll buy you a pint.

You'll be amazed at their size.

JustErin said:

You two.

abierman said:

JustErin said:

Spookymuffin said:

Pfft, I know how big a pint is. Just cause I don't drink doesn't mean I haven't seen others do it.

evenstar3 said:

jerseykrs said:

evenstar3 said:

I forgot you're young.

Adam Ant of the great 80's hit "goodie two shoes"

jerseykrs said:

sorry...i wasn't born when that song was out.

I got so drunk at a works xmas party when I was 19 that I threw up in my bosses handbag - fell off my chair while the boss was doing his speech - and even though I was on the floor I was still applauding his speech. - I then got carried out of the room by 2 members of staff....

At the same work xmas party 2 years later I slid down the bannister of the grand hotel we were at - realised that at the bottom of the bannister was a huge ball shaped ornament so I decided to throw myself off the bannister - falling down the stairs - ending up in Hospital with a severley brusied leg - couldnt walk over Xmas

Another time I was drunk on my way home and was in the back of a taxi and felt sick - didnt want to upset the taxi driver so I threw up under my jacket - all down my top

all these happened well over 10 years ago - when I couldnt handle my drink

I've only been drunk twice but I made a total ass of myself both times...

First time was at a medieval New Year's dress-up party, I "found" a few of my friends had made their own candyshots - salmiak (sp in english?), honey, turkish pepper etc, this was way before they became popularly available here in Sweden anyways... they tasted so good I just couldn't seem to say no, so I got absolutely plastered... at midnight I kissed my ex boyfriend, who'd since come out as gay and then, when I started throwing up the next morning, insisted that it was food-poisoning

Second time was at a party with other LARP:ers (Live Role Playing Game), and I was called over to a table by a woman I'd never really gotten along with named Veronica, we were way too much alike. Anyways, we're talking about it still being sober when suddenly she yells "Shit, It's Aigars, hide me!!" I go until I find out they have a drinking contest, whoever gets spotted by the other with a G/T in hand has to down it right then and the other party buys the next round. Somehow Veronica managed to convince me I HAD TO drink mine down too because she had to, and said guy Aigars went to buy us the next round, and stayed around so we had to drink that one too... when we were done we realised it was about 3 times as strong as the regular G/T mixed at the bar... It was downhill from there, we eventually took up residence just outside the bathroom cos we were way too plastered to navigate the narrow curved stone staircase. We bullied people and made fun of them, an ex-boyfriend of mine had to drag me out of the party when the place closed and I forced him to walk a looooong way to the subway, telling him I'd feel better in the fresh air. Well, obviously not well enough, cos when I got on the night bus I felt the need to throw up so I staggered off the bus, threw up in a trash bin and got on the bus again I made it home and woke up the next morning with my face in my hair, and y'all know how your hair can stink of smoke after a night out so I ran to the bathroom and threw up steadily once an hour, inbetween trying to take a shower and wash my hair.

I told my dad I had a stomach flu.

wendyrachel said:

each one of these should be made into a Christmas tv special. Like a mini-series or something!