Let's hear 'em. The more embarassing, the better!

Was on my honeymoon in Greece. Drank Ouzo (Raki) and was staggering drunk. (80% proof) Couldn't walk back to the hotel. My husband stayed married to me. I may have had my face in the toilet. Can't remember.I was 28, he was 43. Way too old for that level of wastedness. I do remember throwing up during the staggering part. Occasionally sip the stuff on ice with Turkish food but a shot glass max is all.
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xplnyrslf said:

Thank you for the contribution. I salute you!

i've danced on tables... kissed perfect strangers (one time in the loo )
been sent to bed but came back to the party in my underwear...
made bad sexual judgements and one time came close to having a threesome

but one late night after partying i came home trying to be quiet so as to not wake up my room mate. she had to leave for work early and i didn't wish to disturb her. i was quietly contemplating the evenings events as i peed on the toilet... next thing i knew my room mate was standing there laughing and asking me what the heck i was doing. i had passed out sitting on the toilet

i'm downright angelic now in my old age

emm said:

If you were a guy, you might have peed in the closet, in the sink, or on your shoes. All have happend to guys I have known!

Went to a small party, about 20 people. I was pretty drunk when I got there I don't remember alot except having sex with two women on a bed while everyone else, watched they were all fully dressed and I think not quite as drunk as I was.

I have never even been close to being drunk.

emm said:

Kissing in the loo in MY scene is just foreplay...

I don't have any drunk stories.

jerseykrs said:

I am sure that,like CarrieLee, you have video's and picture logs dedicated to them.

SHOW!

HamsterHuey said:

I'm like evenstar, I've never even been drunk!

Christ, I wouldn't know where to start.

My mates would remember them better than I do, as always.

I'll watch how this thread pans out and see if it brings back any memories.

evenstar3 said:

I don't do anything any differently drunk than sober.

jerseykrs said:

If toilets could talk...

I just told a girl I am totally crushing on her. Through myspace.

Few weeks ago, I drove up to Cleveland to go barhopping with some friends of mine. I got way too trashed, and at one of the bars. I stepped outside for a bit and went to sit in my car and cool off. I figured if I was gonna pass out, I'd rather do it in private.

I don't know what the hell I was thinking, it was like I was on autopilot or something, but I started my car up and proceeded to try and drive home, completely forgetting that I left my friends back at the bar. Everything was in double vision, and I got completely lost and started panic-ing.

When I realized what I did, I tried calling my friend up, to see if he could navigate me back to the bar over the phone. He didn't realize I had driven off, and was pretty pissed. I managed to get back to the bar, and left my car there overnight, and they got us a ride back to their place, thank god.

Another time, several years ago, when leaving a bar in Akron, we realized we were going the wrong way on a one way street, so I went to turn around in an abandoned gas station parking lot. There was some huge hole in the ground that I didn't see because it was so dark, they must have been digging out the old gas tanks or something. Anyhow, I drove my Mustang right into it, setting off all my airbags.

We looked at the car for a few minutes, and let the smoke air out. I rolled up the airbag and shoved it back into the dash and was like "fuck it, I'll deal with it tommorrow" and we headed off to another nearby bar for last call.

i don't have any drunken stories about myself since i don't drink, but i do have one about a friend of mine who i went to high school with: he came to our graduation blitzed. seriously--everyone in my class was in this little room, putting on our caps and gowns and getting ready to head to the auditorium for the graduation ceremony. my friend rusty came in and walked over to me and my other friends...almost immediately the smell of like 10,000 liquor cabinets wafted off of him. we were all like "dude! you smell like a friggin brewery!" i think he spent most of the morning getting his drink on.

so yes, he walked across the stage to get his diploma, wasted off his ass. unfortunately he didn't do anything crazy or stupid, no puking on the class valedictorian or anything like that. the graduation ceremony ended up being pretty blah in the end. damn.

kidelrich said:

What do you mean "JUST". Like your drunk rite now at 10 am?????
Holy Shit!!!

bad sexual misconduct....
even worse mismangement of temper...
hella singalongs...

and somethings i am sure i have not gotten past the statue of limitations for so i'll tell - in about 2 more years....

HamsterHuey said:

I KNEW someone would mention me on this thread!

CarrieLee said:

You know I love you.

Too bad I never saved the tumbling down the veranda pic,as I love that best,evenover the peepee pic (which I did save)

luv4all7 said:

Last night, luv!

HamsterHuey said:

That's a cute pic. Having fun, drinking n swimming. What could go wrong?

kidelrich said:

Have you ever seen Open Water?

Tom said:

Or Natalie Wood's life story?

HamsterHuey said:

LOVE IT!!!!!

I have way too many. It would shut down the internet of I posted them all.

HamsterHuey said:

What about the mud wrestling pics? Those are my faves.

emm said:

My friend once took a shit in her friend's cat litter box in the middle of the night.

Sadly, I'm not even sure she was that drunk when she did it.