I'll start. ^_^

Lips of An Angel - by whatever jerk-off was dumb enough to write it. I can't believe how often my radio station plays such tripe. And the amount of women who request it is unreal! I mean, why would any female want to request a song that is about some girl's stupid fuck boyfriend cheating on her with a retarded ho-bag? Lips of an Angel? What sort of angel aids you in disrespecting your girlfriend? The guy who wrote it should be kicked in the balls. Repeatedly.

Crazy Bitch - Buck Cherry. Once again, what sort of jerk-off writes this? And once again, a ton of females request it. All the time. And what's it about? A chick who he only likes cos she fucks well. Which I'm sure happens all the time. But still...

Anything Nickelback. Chad Kroger's voice grates on me. And what's that song about being "dangerous?" Yes, your flowy brown hair is very dangerous, Chad. And the lyric about the chick's dad showing up whilst he's out... WTF. Isn't Chad a little too old to be taking out girls who have to worry about their daddy's showing up outside the car while they mess around in a back seat?

Dont use the magical
Mysterious, intoxicating, joy fantastic
Fascinating word called love
Unless u love me...blah blah blah



Talk about tripe.

That shit makes tripe look like a delicacy.

Anything that falls out of Kellie Osborne's mouth

2the9s said:

basically anything song by :

Oasis
Blur
Linkin Park
U2
Jewel
Kurt Cobain(i dont care!)
The Killers..i could go on forever..
[Edited 9/21/06 17:58pm]

weepingwall said:

Yeah, I can agree on the first.... 5. Fuck all of them!

James Blunt- You're Beautiful

I can't go anywhere without hearing that shit! It's not even a creative song. If he isn't on the morning shows, he's on MTV. That's why I leave my car radio on static when switching CD.

Gnarles Barkley-His name just annoys me, along with his music.

2the9s said:

but your org name is...yeah

Don't Cha
Pussycat Dolls


If some bitch said that to me, I'd flatten her.

"holocaust aside, many lived and died, but truth be told... would you rather be dead or be sold?"

That stupid ass song about being in love with a stripper....grates on my nerves.....



Goddamn Lil Mama
You know you think its hell u know what im sayin
Matter fact
After the club u know what im talkin bout
Me and my niggas gone be together u know what im sayin
I aint gon worry bout them really though
Im just lookin at u
Yea shit,u know
U got them big ass hips god damn!

Got the body of a goddess
Got eyes of a pecan brown, i see you girl
Drop it Low
She Comin Down from the ceiling
To tha floo
Yea She Know what she doin
Yea yea yea
She doin that right thang
Yea yea yea yea yea
I Need to get her over to my crib and do that night thang
Cause I'm in love with a stripper


She poppin she rollin' she rollin'
She climbin' that pole and
I'm in love with a stripper
She trippin she playin she playin
I'm not goin nowhere girl I'm stayin
I'm in love with a stripper

Out of all the girls she be the hottest
Liking the way she break it down I see you girl
Spinnin' wide
And she lookin' at me
Right in my eyes
Yea she got my attention
yea yea yea
Did I forget to get me to mention
I need to get her over to my crib and do that night thang
'Cause I'm in love with a stripper

She can pop it, she can lock it
Teddy bend her ass down is bout to see this sexy girl
In my bed
She don't know what she is doin'
To my head
Yea she turnin' tricks on me
Yea Yea Yea
She don't even know me
Yea yea yea ea
I done got her over to my crib to do that night thing
Cause I'm in love with a stripper

weepingwall said:

No.

CortestheKiller said:

exactly the song that came to mind when i saw this thread title
i slammed the radio off this morning as soon as i heard the tune start

stars don't lie or some shit like that by that blonde bimbo slut paris hilton

she basically took a giant shit on a reggae beat....

emm said:

UNITE! Man, that song is horrendous.

And the video....

a lot of today's "music" cause it makes no sense

missmad said:

ya damn right!

"When you want it the most, there's no easy way out."

SHUT THE FUCK UP CELINE, YOU'RE JUST RATTLING OFF CLICHES AT RANDOM AT THIS POINT!!!!

That new song by Natalie Cole, "Daydreaming". I HATE the hook at the very beginning of the song, and turn my radio off PROMPTLY when I hear it (it's damn annoying!) Dallas Austin ruined a perfectly good Aretha Franklin song. Note to Dallas Austin: If the song ain't broke, DON'T try to fix it, you'll only ruin it.

Now there must b a wedding/Now there must b a feast
A feast, a feast/A smorgasbord at least
A brunch, a munch/Of cake if just a piece

Not just a vat of chitlins/Or turkey meat u c
We r what we eat/So we must eat a leaf
We'll dine under a tree/Unless it snows!

Anything by Lyfe Jennings. His voice makes me cring. His music is aweful. He is anything but cool.

Anx said:

Indeed! Celine is horrible.

"21 Seconds to Go" - So Solid Crew


"...I got 21 seconds till my vocals done
2 multiplied by 10, plus 1
Romeo done! "

Oh for fuck's sake, shut your cunt, Romeo

senik said:

I never even heard of that til just now, but your "shut your cunt" comment was quite amusing.

CortestheKiller said:

Thank your astrological stars you haven't. You're lucky you don't have the "musical" melody stuck in your head. I do

senik said:

You have just amused me highly, sir.

weepingwall said:

I love Blur. Awesome band.

Don't like any of the others though. Well, early U2 I guess and Nirvana at times.

I already posted these stellar and highly original lyrics in the music forum, but since they are so special to me, I'll post them here as well:


Fergie - London Bridge

Paulo!
Fergie Ferg, what's up, baby?

[Verse 1]
When I come to the club, step aside.
Part the seas, don’t be havin' me in the line.
V.I.P., ‘cause you know I gotta shine.
I’m Fergie Ferg, and me love you long time

All my girls get down on the floor,
Back to back, drop it down real low.
I’m such a lady, but I’m dancing like a ho,
‘Cause you know
I don’t give a fuck, so here we go!

[Chorus]
How come everytime you come around,
My London, London bridge, wanna go down like,
London, London, London, wanna go down like,
London, London, London, we goin’ down like…

How come everytime you come around,
My London, London bridge, wanna go down like,
London, London, London, wanna go down like,
London, London, London, we goin’ down like…

[Bridge]
Now As The drinks start pouring,
And my speech start slurring,
Everybody start looking real good.

[Verse 2]
Grey goose got your girl feeling loose.
Now I’m wishin’ that I didn’t wear these shoes. (I hate heels)
It’s like everytime I get up on the dew,
Paparazzi put my business in the news.

And I’m like get up out my face, (oh shit)
'fore I turn around and spray your ass with mace. (oh shit)
My lips make you wanna have a taste. (oh shit)
You got that?
I got the bass.

[Chorus]
How come everytime you come around,
My London, London bridge, wanna go down like,
London, London, London, wanna go down like,
London, London, London, we goin’ down like…

How come everytime you come around,
My London, London bridge, wanna go down like,
London, London, London, wanna go down like,
London, London, London, we goin’ down like…

[Bridge 2}
Aah, da, da, da, da, do, do, do, do
Me like a bullet type, you know they comin' right
Fergie love em' long time
My girls support right?
Aah, da, da, da, da, do, do, do, do
Me like a bullet type you know they comin' right
Fergie lve em' long time
My girls support right?

[Verse 1]
When I come to the club, step aside.
Pop the seats, don’t be hatin' me in the line.
V.I.P., ‘cause you know I gotta shine.
I’m Fergie Ferg,give me love you long time

All my girls get down on the floor,
Back to back, drop it down real low.
I’m such a lady, but I’m dancing like a ho,
‘Cause you know
I don’t give a fuck, so here we go!

[Chorus]
How come everytime you come around,
My London, London bridge, wanna go down like,
London, London, London, wanna go down like,
London, London, London, we goin’ down like…

How come everytime you come around,
My London, London bridge, wanna go down like,
London, London, London, wanna go down like,
London, London, London, we goin’ down like…

Fuck you, bitches.

i'm bringing sexy back
i'm bringing sexy back
cuz i'm just a talentless boyband hack
all of my lyrics are really whack
but won't you please cut me some slack
cuz i'm bringing sexy back
on the inside i'm really black
it's just the dark skin i really lack
i showed the world half of janet's rack
and then went and hid out in the back
while her career just went off track
but damage control i have the knack
684k in one week has brought me back
sampling all the prince i had in my stack
to steal his grooves i am the mack

i'm bringing sexy back
i'm bringing sexy back

THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT

Michael Jackson - You Are My Life Lyrics


Once all alone
I was lost in a world of strangers
No one to trust
On my own, I was lonely
You suddenly appeared
It was cloudy before but now it’s clear
You took away the fear
You brought me back to life

[CHORUS]
You are the sun
You make me shine
Or more like the stars
That twinkle at night
You are the moon
That glows in my heart
You’re my daytime my nighttime
My world
You’re my life

Now I wake up everyday
With this smile upon my face
No more tears, no more pain
‘Cause you love me
You help me understand
That love is the answer to all that I am
And I’m a better man
You taught me by sharing your live

[CHORUS]

You gave me strength
When I wasn’t strong
You gave me hope when all hope is lost
You opened my eyes when I couldn’t see
Love was always here waiting for me