Man Said He Was Performing Ritual

POSTED: 9:55 am CDT September 20, 2006
UPDATED: 10:12 am CDT September 20, 2006


What religion would have a man licking a woman's feet at Wal-Mart?

Police in Perry, Ga., are investigating a report of a man who claimed he was performing a religious ritual at Wal-Mart. A woman said that he kissed her feet.

Perry police Capt. Heath Dykes said an 80-year-old woman was shopping at Wal-Mart when she "stumbled upon" the floor of the curtain aisle, according to The Charlotte Observer.


She told police that she apologized for stepping on the man's finger, at which point he responded by saying he was participating in a religious ritual and needed her help, the paper reported.

The Observer reported that the woman said she was alarmed, so she complied when the man told her to stand on his hands and spit. He then allegedly began to lick the shopper's feet.

A security officer at Wal-Mart happened upon the "religious ritual" and confronted the man, who the security guard said resembled the photo of a man who had done the same type of "ritual" in another Wal-Mart.

The man told the officer that he was performing a ritual and then ran off, the guard said.

The guard said that the woman, who was not harmed, "was really embarrassed," the paper reported. "It was so bizarre," Dykes said.

He said that police are trying to find what code section applies, in order to file charges.

"We've entitled it public indecency at this time but we haven't had a chance to do the research on whether it would fall under any criminal act. It's definitely bizarre," Dykes told the Observer.



[Edited 9/21/06 7:34am]

Note me when it gets to the lesbian sex scene.

captain dykes

...and "ritual"? dude shoulda just gave up the funk and told people that it's an obvious fetish.

I let a guy lick my boots once for a whole hour. Not in Wal-Mart though. I would never shop there.

minneapolisgenius said:

i'm wondering why the dude chose to lick somebody's feet at a wal-mart, of all places...

minneapolisgenius said:

Another shop?

Is boot licking only allowed in shops in the US?

Kinky bastids.

Why granny's feet ?

Truly freakish

Beats eating in the Wal-Mart cafeteria...

is this part of the promotion of clay aiken's new album?

They should have the greeters start doing that.

Anx said:

minneapolisgenius said:

Can't this guy just post a classified ad posing as a retarded person like normal perverts?

minneapolisgenius said:

We must talk.

Ace said:

Nice.

FunkMistress said:

Ace said:

This is so odd because I'm having a deja-vu of a deja-vu of a deja-vu moment right now after reading your post.

That was just weird. I feel like I've read this exact thread and comments 3 times already in the past. For real.

cue Twilight Zone music.....

funkpill said:

"yes! thats him right there! damn near licked off all my jergens lotion and strawberry polish!"

minneapolisgenius said:

Soo... I could lick your feet at K-mart?

Christopher said: