French Manicured nails that look like they could cut skin around a penis just scares the crap out of me.

Straight Porn seems to just focus on certain body parts or so it seems to me, while gay porn seems to show the entire people involved.

Plus Straight Porn always has the women screaming/moaning/bad acting thing that it just annoying.

But anytime someone says "Yeah Fuck My Hole", i get excited.

Ottensen said:

Let's put it this way.....the first porn most of us gay men are exposed to is straight porn. When you sneak into your dad's drawers, it's not likely you're gonna find gay pornography in there We make do with what we have to just to see some dick and then by the time you've graduated to gay porn, you're already addicted to the straight stuff

You people are HEATHENS!!

Gay porn doesn't really do it for me. The guys are either emaciated flaming underage twinks, or look like Wilford Brimley in a pair of chaps. Straight porn takes you about as close as you'll possibly ever get to these straight guys, I mean, their balls are practically slapping the lens in these movies nowdays, LOL.

Tom said:

You are hooked into the hottest shit Tom Someone told me I was crazy when I told them I thought Mr. Meloni was hot and that clip is simply confirmation that I am RIGHT!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Tom said:

Every one of us, including you, have done it. Unless, of course, you didn't have a dad

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I've had a crush on him since the late 80's. He was in some sitcom that didn't last very long, and I was like "whoah!". His eyes are piercing.

Tom said:

He's absolutely beautiful, I don't care what anyone says.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I was just laughing because that sentence could be misquoted as sounding incestouous.

Tom said:

Well I have a stepdad so technically there are no blood ties

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

as zappa said:
"give me you're dirty love
like some tacky little pamphlet in your daddy's bottom drawer
give me your dirty love
momma I know you've seen that book before"

Quoted from LOGOonline on a routine Ron White did on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour

Today even the audiences of Larry the Cable Guy hear an alternative viewpoint in the hugely popular Blue Collar Comedy Tour. In addition to Larry, one of the other three comics is the smart and incisive Ron White. Part of his act is mocking homophobic men.

In his act, White talks about a friend who is a homophobe. He starts by asking the audience, "Is being afraid of gay people not the most useless thing you can be?"

White then explains how he informed a friend that everyone's gay to some extent. Of course, the friend emphatically denies this, leading White to offer to prove it. He does so by asking his friend if he watches straight porn. "Yeah, I love it!" says the friend. White then asks, "Now do you like seeing the guys in straight porn with small half-flaccid penises?" "No!" the doofus hollers. "I like'em big, hard, and..." Well, let's just say he proves Larry's point.

Tom said:

Ummm OKAY. That's IT. Just when I thought I was all superhip and knew everything---guys, WTH is a TWINK? I've seen this word before and clearly have no idea what the hell it is...and this coming from one of the biggest hags of all time

Ottensen said:

A frail, skinny, smooth, boyish looking person, borderline jailbait.

Fury said:

You get an A for just mentioning the Queen of Old School Porno...



...Vanessa del Rio (Still looking good in her 50s)


She never came off as fake or phony.
Had a sense of humor and generally appeared to enjoy what she was doing.
And to hear her tell it, she did.

tA

Tribal Disorder

http://www.soundclick.com...dID=182431

Tom said:

Kinda like me less 12 pounds And you leave the twinks alone!!! They just haven't become men yet

theAudience said:

although she bears a more than passing resemblance to Lady Chablis in that picture, those lips look like they could suck the purple off of an eggplant.

jerseykrs said:

I wouldn"t go too far with name-calling. But everyone in THIS thread needs to take ice cold showers this instant!!!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

i did it! i remember constantly looking at my dad's porno stash...he'd hide it, i'd find it, he'd hide it somewhere else, i'd find it again...it was a neverending cycle.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

One time I even caught my stepdad in my stash I only had straight porn under the mattress so there was this fake bonding moment

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

That's just wrong--bonding with parents over porn. Bonding with any sort of family over porn is wrong to me.

sextonseven said:

It wasn't really like that. It was kind of a pat on the back for disovering chicks and we never ever talked about it ever again

Its hilarious cuz I had the same type of discussion not too long ago.....any guy who says they don't notice king kong cock flashing in and out of every scene is full of shit!! How can u not notice that? I don't call it homo-erotic....cuz if thats the case how does one reconcile sneakin a peek at themselves while they....well, u know....bump uglies???

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

omg...

reneGade20 said:

bump uglies??? What the hell is that?

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

exactly what it implies.....my wife likens porns to those industrial documentaries from the late '70s that they showed in the AV room in school during science class.....

i hate it when u see the guys face during intercourse. Any straight guy that finds that a turn on is weird.

Iam more of an erotic kind of guy, not hardcore.

Fury said:

All this says is that you're comfortable in your heterosexuality. Your friend is the one with the issues.

M

paisleypark4 said:

Funny that. I totally get turned on by male to female oral sex.


M