Do what

No

Wear jeans with a 28" waist?

No, I can't do that.

eep.

Justin1972UK said:

Yes.

Seriously, I'm double-jointed. When I was younger and people would say, "Aagghh, don't you hate when you get an itch in that spot on your back that you can never reach??" I'd be like "What spot?"

keep my desk that tidy? nah

And I can give myself head.

Show off!

Okay, I just did it to make sure, and it kind of hurt my left elbow a little bit.

FunkMistress said:

But I can't go topless at work.

I tried and my praying hands only reach below my shoulder blades.

Whenever I try to pray backwards,
it sounds like I'm reciting an Iron Maiden song.

Go figger.

man...i don't even think i should attempt to see if i could do that. i'd end up spraining something.

FunkMistress said:

oh THAT's what he's demonstrating

Spookymuffin said:

most people can do that while filming themselves

Nope. I just tried. I can, however, rotate my right knee joint in this hideous way so it looks completely broken.

evenstar3 said:

This is much more impressive in person but realize, I am facing the camera:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

O GAWD!!! Not that again!! I almost KILLED myself last time.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

no, but i do know someone who can

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Okay, you win!

I tried that once, at the invasion where I first met you... ...threw out my shoulder doing so. Now I can't play raquetball. Thanks a lot.

Byron said:

why did you throw out your shoulder ?

Oh, I just tried and I can do it. I have long arms.

Justin1972UK said:

Are you friends with JD?