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Thread started 09/22/06 12:40am

DarkKnight1

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So, Um.....Do you have any random diseases or woodland creatures down there?

Lets talk about discussing whether your new sex partner is without std's or any other form of issue in the happy region.

Do you come out and ask from the start?
Wait until its go time and blue balls have set in?

Dont give me this condom shit either. If you consider sex simple military position without some form of mouth pleasure...dont even respond to this thread. Condoms are going to be in play, but its not like you can put a balloon on your tongue.


Discuss...
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Reply #1 posted 09/22/06 12:42am

2the9s

"Military position"? confused

That sounds hawt.

horny
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Reply #2 posted 09/22/06 12:42am

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lol
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Reply #3 posted 09/22/06 12:43am

Handclapsfinga
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2the9s said:

"Military position"? confused

That sounds hawt.

horny

you nasty pidgeon.
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Reply #4 posted 09/22/06 12:43am

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Handclapsfingasnapz said:

2the9s said:

"Military position"? confused

That sounds hawt.

horny

you nasty pidgeon.

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Reply #5 posted 09/22/06 12:44am

Mazurack

Asking doesn't really always mean you'll get an honest answer. Besides, there are oodles of people out there who have HPV and don't even know it. Pretty much everything else they either have a general idea that something just isn't right down there, or you, yourself can tell the moment you get close enough.

So, I say wrap the sucker up just to be on the safe side!
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Reply #6 posted 09/22/06 12:46am

Mazurack

Oh, no condom comments.

Okay... yeah, when it comes to that I throw caution to the wind. The worst you can get it herpes on the mouth. Luckily, that's never happened to me.

If the target is the rear, condom is still a swell idea!


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Reply #7 posted 09/22/06 12:48am

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Ehm.... biggrin

I just put it in my mouth and hope for the best. And I've been okay in life. biggrin
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Reply #8 posted 09/22/06 12:49am

Handclapsfinga
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they'd better tell me if they have coochie critters or not, i ain't trynna wake up the next morning and have my va-jay-jay caving in on itself and bursting into flames because the woman didn't tell me that she caught something.
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Reply #9 posted 09/22/06 1:28am

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CortestheKiller said:

Ehm.... biggrin

I just put it in my mouth and hope for the best. And I've been okay in life. biggrin


Im not sure ive ever heard the words "I just put it in my mouth and hope for the best." put together in a sentence. Unless the topic of spicy food is involved. Or perhaps some form of oral bingo.
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Reply #10 posted 09/22/06 1:46am

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DarkKnight1 said:

CortestheKiller said:

Ehm.... biggrin

I just put it in my mouth and hope for the best. And I've been okay in life. biggrin


Im not sure ive ever heard the words "I just put it in my mouth and hope for the best." put together in a sentence. Unless the topic of spicy food is involved. Or perhaps some form of oral bingo.

Glad I could be your first. biggrin
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Reply #11 posted 09/22/06 2:25am

CinisterCee

Heard of oral dams? smile
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Reply #12 posted 09/22/06 5:08am

xplnyrslf

DarkKnight1 said:

Lets talk about discussing whether your new sex partner is without std's or any other form of issue in the happy region.

Do you come out and ask from the start?
Wait until its go time and blue balls have set in?

Dont give me this condom shit either. If you consider sex simple military position without some form of mouth pleasure...dont even respond to this thread. Condoms are going to be in play, but its not like you can put a balloon on your tongue.


Discuss...


I thought from the headline, you were talking about rabid coyotes and West Nile virus in my state. (arizona)
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Reply #13 posted 09/22/06 7:39am

Nikster

DarkKnight1 said:


Dont give me this condom shit either. If you consider sex simple military position without some form of mouth pleasure...dont even respond to this thread. Condoms are going to be in play, but its not like you can put a balloon on your tongue.



Dental dams, dude. It's not exactly a "balloon", but it works.
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Reply #14 posted 09/22/06 12:25pm

jerseykrs

Mazurack said:


If the target is the rear, condom is still a swell idea!

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Reply #15 posted 09/22/06 1:49pm

luv4all7

DarkKnight1 said:

Lets talk about discussing whether your new sex partner is without std's or any other form of issue in the happy region.

Do you come out and ask from the start?
Wait until its go time and blue balls have set in?

Dont give me this condom shit either. If you consider sex simple military position without some form of mouth pleasure...dont even respond to this thread. Condoms are going to be in play, but its not like you can put a balloon on your tongue.


Discuss...



Ew Gawd, I totally come out and ask. And anyways, I wouldn't be sleeping with someone who I had the slightest fear wasn't std free in the first place.

I'm not touchin' shit if I have an OUNCE of doubt.
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Reply #16 posted 09/22/06 2:51pm

Tom

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Handclapsfingasnapz said:

they'd better tell me if they have coochie critters or not, i ain't trynna wake up the next morning and have my va-jay-jay caving in on itself and bursting into flames because the woman didn't tell me that she caught something.


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Reply #17 posted 09/22/06 4:22pm

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luv4all7 said:

DarkKnight1 said:

Lets talk about discussing whether your new sex partner is without std's or any other form of issue in the happy region.

Do you come out and ask from the start?
Wait until its go time and blue balls have set in?

Dont give me this condom shit either. If you consider sex simple military position without some form of mouth pleasure...dont even respond to this thread. Condoms are going to be in play, but its not like you can put a balloon on your tongue.


Discuss...



Ew Gawd, I totally come out and ask. And anyways, I wouldn't be sleeping with someone who I had the slightest fear wasn't std free in the first place.

I'm not touchin' shit if I have an OUNCE of doubt.


There should be doubt with anyone you meet. Unless their vagina was sewn shut. In that case, im DEFINATELY not going down there. Biggest problem is, most folks dont know if they have anything.
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Reply #18 posted 09/22/06 4:37pm

luv4all7

DarkKnight1 said:

luv4all7 said:




Ew Gawd, I totally come out and ask. And anyways, I wouldn't be sleeping with someone who I had the slightest fear wasn't std free in the first place.

I'm not touchin' shit if I have an OUNCE of doubt.


There should be doubt with anyone you meet. Unless their vagina was sewn shut. In that case, im DEFINATELY not going down there. Biggest problem is, most folks dont know if they have anything.


Well I was talkin' about dudes. But still, I mean, yeah, ya can't know FOR SURE, but if I have to like REALLY wonder about this person, their not worth it in the first place.
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