A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. Truth
be told, he is not too experienced either.

On the wedding night, she gets naked under the sheets as
her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries
to be reassuring.

"My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firss time and you berry
frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting juss
anyting you want.. Whatchou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced,
which he hopes will impress his virgin bride.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for
Her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want to try
somethin I have heard about, numbaa 69".

More thoughtful silence, this time from him.

Eventually, in a puzzled
tone he queries... "You want... chicken wiff broccori?"

I like racist joke very much! Have you hear the one about the Jew?

Wasn't meant to be a racist joke...


If that the case, the mods. can delete it.

funkpill said:

It's okay, I LIKE!

Borat said:

The point was he didn't know what 69 meant...

funkpill said:

He is retard because he can not count?

funkpill said:

Yes but it is very evidently a racist joke. It's stereotypinging the chinese as take-away owners. How did you not see that? That's racism.

I SHIT ON TURTLES FOR FUN.
[Edited 9/25/06 13:50pm]

Spookymuffin said:

Its more of a sex joke, if anything...

But if you're offended, it wasn't meant to be that way.

funkpill said:

Oh, I'm far from offended and I don't see why anyone other than a chinese person should be so don't worry about that. Very little offends me except presumptiousness.

Spookymuffin said:

I wonder if the turtles ever look up and think, for a split second, that's its another turtle?

fathermcmeekle said:

Probably not.

fathermcmeekle said: