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TOP 17 COUNTRY & WESTERN SONGS 17. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine
16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your A$$ Out All Day Long 15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You. 14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me 13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? 12. I Liked You Better Before I Got To Know You So Well. 11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better. 10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win. 9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight. 8. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here. 7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now 6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him. 5. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger. 4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly. 3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure. (Alabama) 2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer. *And the number one country song is - - - 1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With Ugly Women, But I've Sure Woke Up With a Few! | |
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It is not known why FuNkeNsteiN capitalizes his name as he does, though some speculate sunlight deficiency caused by the most pimpified white guy afro in Nordic history.
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I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here.
This one is sooooo jerseykrs!! The Normal Whores Club | |
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