Ok...I was reading stuff on WIkipedis tonite, and I found this when I followed a link from one of the articles.


If you're offended by non-PC stuff, you probably don't wanna click it...


Uncyclopedia

This is one of my favorites:


Algorithm
Algorithm is short for Al Gore's rhythm--a method of birth control invented by Al Gore.
Al Gore's rhythm is also a novel type of syncopation invented by Al Gore. With Miles Davis on trumpet, Dwight D. Eisenhower and Yul Brynner on saxophones, J.D. Salinger on bass, Pablo Picasso on drums, and Al Gore on piano, their recording of the album Kind of Blue became the jazz record.
An algorithm is also the politically correct word for Al Gore getting his groove on. Not to be confused with the mathematical operation known as an algore-ithm. The word should also not be confused with algoreism--meaning an embarrassingly-funny remark attributed to Al Gore, such as, "I invented the Internet."

I like this one...

http://uncyclopedia.org/w...in_spinach

UnNews:Popeye in critical condition from E. coli in spinach

SAN FRANCISCO, CA -- Popeye the sailor was listed in critical condition at the Navy hospital in San Francisco today, after suffering from an E. coli infection. The dangerous bacteria's source was a batch of tainted spinach - the famous sailor's favorite dish. Natural Selection Foods LLC has recalled all its spinach packages in the Unites States, but not from Mexico, saying that the poor sanitary conditions in that country have made the population largely immune to such mundane bacterial diseases.

Meanwhile, doctors are keeping a close eye on Popeye's recovery. "It's really touch and go at this point," grimly revealed lead physician Bill Barnacle. The sailor apparently acquired almost every disease attributable to E. coli. These include a urinary tract infection, meningitis, peritonitis, pneumonia, squinty eye syndrome, and the condition known as "bulging biceps."

Popeye's girlfriend Olive Oyl is said to be devastated, even blaming herself for her boyfriend's near-fatal poisoning. Teary eyed, she explained, "I was the one that cooked him dinner today. I made all that spinach." Other family members say Popeye eats up to twenty pounds of the leafy vegetable per day. They say he does so to maintain his health and counter the loads of tobacco he smokes daily in his corncob pipe.

President Bush sent his wishes for a quick recovery to Popeye, noting in an impromptu speech that the tough sailor is "an integral part of the war on terror. If Osama Bin Laden ever tries to escape on the high seas, Popeye will surely catch him." The decorated sailor served with distinction in World War II, foiling the plans of numerous stereotypical Japanese villains. In a rare sign of bipartisanship, Democratic party members joined the president in a special prayer service for the stricken sailor, with Senate minority leader Harry Reid even going as far as to tattoo an anchor on his forearm as a sign of empathy.

Representatives from the company that packaged the disease spinach were deeply apologetic, but the US military has already moved to cancel its contract for supplying food to troops in Iraq. "We'll go back to using Halliburton instead," commented Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld. Officials at the Centers for Disease Control are still in the process of investigating the original source of the spinach infection. Terrorism has not yet been ruled out, but some leads point to the culprit being Bluto - Popeye's archnemesis

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Yoko Ono
From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia.

Yoko Ono displaying a photo of her assassinated husband, John Lenin. A Japanese avante-garde alleged artand suspected blood-drinking vampire is called Yoko. The longer version of her name comes from a quote by Paul McCartney: "Yoko? Oh, no!", though that is now often forgotten. Actually, it was something more profane, but the phone books refused to accept "Yoko Oshit".

The mainmaster Deutsch pimp

From the entry on Prince:

"Morris Day dissolved his relationship with Prince in 1990, after Prince demanded Morris wear pants with an exposed ass, change his name to an unpronounceable symbol, and do a fashion shoot for Versace while wearing five factories worth of makeup. Fine, Prince said. He would do it all himself. He'd show that Morris who the real fool was! SQUAWK!!"

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brownsugar said:

"Elmo killing one of Oscar's bitches."