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Been seein this new chick and.............. Her ex has got the biggest knob ever. I only know this coz we used to play football together. We've been seein each other for a bout 5 weeks and i'm completely in head over heels in love with her. she's invited me over for a meal on sat and although i'm not small there still is pressure. What a fuck'in nightmare!!!!! I'm i can laugh about it now but on sat who knows!!!!  | |
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turn the lights out, and send in the ex. My art book: http://www.lulu.com/spotl...ecomicskid
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ufoclub said: turn the lights out, and send in the ex.
LOL good call.....i'm gonna cry  | |
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EFS said: Her ex has got the biggest knob ever. I only know this coz we used to play football together. We've been seein each other for a bout 5 weeks and i'm completely in head over heels in love with her. she's invited me over for a meal on sat and although i'm not small there still is pressure. What a fuck'in nightmare!!!!! I'm i can laugh about it now but on sat who knows!!!!
Contrary to what women claim, size does matter to them. Cross your fingers. | |
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Spats said: EFS said: Her ex has got the biggest knob ever. I only know this coz we used to play football together. We've been seein each other for a bout 5 weeks and i'm completely in head over heels in love with her. she's invited me over for a meal on sat and although i'm not small there still is pressure. What a fuck'in nightmare!!!!! I'm i can laugh about it now but on sat who knows!!!!
Contrary to what women claim, size does matter to them. Cross your fingers. She'll probably see me an cross her fuck'in legs! | |
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I've heard size does matter--if it's too big it hurts. My Legacy
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EFS said: Spats said: Contrary to what women claim, size does matter to them. Cross your fingers. She'll probably see me an cross her fuck'in legs! I am just warning ya. A lot of women are like that. | |
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Spats said: EFS said: She'll probably see me an cross her fuck'in legs! I am just warning ya. A lot of women are like that. Lucikly my friend, you and me not worry!  Kazakhstani chain of importance: "God, man, horse, dog, woman, then rat, then small krutzouli"
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Spats said: EFS said: She'll probably see me an cross her fuck'in legs! I am just warning ya. A lot of women are like that. Man,i wish you had just said "dont be daft EFS it'll be cool all the woman on ere say your tooled up you aint got shit to worry bout dawg" but no, you make the pressure even greater. sweet! | |
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well, make up for it before... GO DOWN My art book: http://www.lulu.com/spotl...ecomicskid
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This thread is turning me on.....
M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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ufoclub said: well, make up for it before... GO DOWN
Oh yeah!!I'll keep a man around that does that CHAMPION style! How long was she with the ex? | |
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EFS said: Her ex has got the biggest knob ever. I only know this coz we used to play football together....
 What kind of "Football" were you playing?????"Always blessings, never losses......"
Ya te dije....no manches guey!!!!!  I'm a guy!!!!
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Sowhat said: EFS said: Her ex has got the biggest knob ever. I only know this coz we used to play football together....
What kind of "Football" were you playing?????
Size matters, yes. Big is nice, but most women know that most men are average, and we're completely fine with that. Believe me, she's not gonna like you any less just because your beef saber isn't as big as her ex's. | |
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If her ex's "beef saber" was that important,he'd still be around. "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
johnart says: "I'm THE shit" | |
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ThreadCula said: If her ex's "beef saber" was that important,he'd still be around.
bingo! |
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ThreadCula said: If her ex's "beef saber" was that important,he'd still be around.
bingo. average also means going down isn't hell on earth Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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just show her how often that picture of yours is being reproduced around here My Legacy
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Get a bigger one, I do transplant surgery in the back of my van and it's cheaper than Hell and Helen. All I ask is that you supply your own replacement junk, I won't ask the how's and why's of where you got it as long as you pay me up front. ~ I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR ~
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"Hell and Helen"  Hobbes, I love you 
And EFS, get a grip and have some faith in yourself 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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EFS said: We've been seein each other for a bout 5 weeks
and on that other thread EFS said: I've been seein my current g/f for about 3 months
 wanna clear the confusion up for me effs??
you wouldn't be playin' two women now, would you??   She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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emm said: EFS said: We've been seein each other for a bout 5 weeks
and on that other thread EFS said: I've been seein my current g/f for about 3 months
wanna clear the confusion up for me effs??
you wouldn't be playin' two women now, would you?? Sorry should of read 3 weeks but workin it out its actually comin up to 5 this sat. | |
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ufoclub said: turn the lights out, and send in the ex.
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oh just smack her on the ass and lay the pipe...and she'll be fine.
Women like big but it really doesn't mean he was good. stop worrying. | |
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Rhondab said: oh just smack her on the ass and lay the pipe...and she'll be fine.
Women like big but it really doesn't mean he was good. stop worrying. "Lay the pipe"... | |
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start with this:
if that doesn't work, try this: 
or this:  | |
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Fury said: start with this:
if that doesn't work, try this:
or this: | |
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