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Thread started 09/16/06 8:38pm

brownsugar

MASTURBATION IS LIKE.....

....starving and only eating a bag of chips, it does very little confused pissed

luckily i haven't had to do this in awhile big grin, but i was discussing this

awhile ago and i've come to the conclusion that thats how i feel about the

subject.





drool
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Reply #1 posted 09/16/06 8:42pm

nurse

Oh My!!! lol
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Reply #2 posted 09/16/06 8:45pm

CortestheKille
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Umm, it does enough for me to get me by. eek
This one's for you.
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Reply #3 posted 09/16/06 8:47pm

brownsugar

shrug to each its own. relax guys, i'm bored and this is something i was talking about falloff lol
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Reply #4 posted 09/16/06 8:50pm

Byron

It's more like fast food...not nearly as satisfying as a 7-course meal, but can hit the spot if you're in a hurry..lol lol


Oh, and it can also come with toys...lol falloff touched
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Reply #5 posted 09/16/06 8:53pm

CortestheKille
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Byron said:

It's more like fast food...not nearly as satisfying as a 7-course meal, but can hit the spot if you're in a hurry..lol lol


Oh, and it can also come with toys...lol falloff touched
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Hell yeah. The minibullet was my pal. Til I ran out of batteries a couple of times. It's a pain replacing watch batteries all the damn time.
This one's for you.
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Reply #6 posted 09/16/06 8:53pm

SammiJ

Byron said:

It's more like fast food...not nearly as satisfying as a 7-course meal, but can hit the spot if you're in a hurry..lol lol


Oh, and it can also come with toys...lol falloff touched
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falloff

god i missed reading yours and brownsugar's posts touched


ok...back to lurking ing...
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Reply #7 posted 09/16/06 10:28pm

xplnyrslf

You must have the wrong Rabbit. Plus...you're refering to only one orifice?? Uhhh.. go on the internet and take a look at all the sex toys.
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Reply #8 posted 09/16/06 10:29pm

AndGodCreatedM
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eek
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Reply #9 posted 09/16/06 10:30pm

xplnyrslf

CortestheKiller said:

Byron said:

It's more like fast food...not nearly as satisfying as a 7-course meal, but can hit the spot if you're in a hurry..lol lol


Oh, and it can also come with toys...lol falloff touched
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Hell yeah. The minibullet was my pal. Til I ran out of batteries a couple of times. It's a pain replacing watch batteries all the damn time.


The mini in minibullet says alot.
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Reply #10 posted 09/16/06 10:32pm

xplnyrslf

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eek


You heard me...there's other ways to orgasm.
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Reply #11 posted 09/17/06 9:28am

brownsugar

Byron said:

It's more like fast food...not nearly as satisfying as a 7-course meal, but can hit the spot if you're in a hurry..lol lol


Oh, and it can also come with toys...lol falloff touched
[Edited 9/16/06 20:51pm]


see thats just it. i dont even see it as that lol its more of just a snack or frozen dinner that does nothing unless you eat at least 20 of them badboys :lo:
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Reply #12 posted 09/17/06 9:40am

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brownsugar said:

Byron said:

It's more like fast food...not nearly as satisfying as a 7-course meal, but can hit the spot if you're in a hurry..lol lol


Oh, and it can also come with toys...lol falloff touched
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see thats just it. i dont even see it as that lol its more of just a snack or frozen dinner that does nothing unless you eat at least 20 of them badboys :lo:


That's a lot of 'frozen dinner'. giggle
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Reply #13 posted 09/17/06 9:44am

brownsugar

CarrieMpls said:

brownsugar said:



see thats just it. i dont even see it as that lol its more of just a snack or frozen dinner that does nothing unless you eat at least 20 of them badboys :lo:


That's a lot of 'frozen dinner'. giggle


indeed giggle
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Reply #14 posted 09/17/06 10:49am

alwayslate

I actually prefer masturbation to intercourse.

It's like getting dessert without the having to eat the meatloaf.
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Reply #15 posted 09/17/06 10:50am

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falloff
"I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven
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Reply #16 posted 09/17/06 2:40pm

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The ONLY reason I "came" to this damn thread.

excited
"Who gon' clean up all deez Flowers" ----Eddie Murphy as mr. clarence
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Reply #17 posted 09/17/06 2:43pm

luv4all7

brownsugar said:

....starving and only eating a bag of chips, it does very little confused pissed

luckily i haven't had to do this in awhile big grin, but i was discussing this

awhile ago and i've come to the conclusion that thats how i feel about the

subject.





drool


The food looks delish!

And actually, sometimes I'd rather do myself. lol
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Reply #18 posted 09/17/06 3:35pm

kidelrich

Maybe you're not doing it right.
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Reply #19 posted 09/17/06 3:47pm

Handclapsfinga
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Byron said:

It's more like fast food...not nearly as satisfying as a 7-course meal, but can hit the spot if you're in a hurry..lol lol


Oh, and it can also come with toys...lol falloff touched
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and there it is. horns
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Reply #20 posted 09/17/06 4:59pm

pkidwell

if more people masturbated instead of just trying to get laid, there would be fewer problems in the world

Former Surgeon General Joyceln Elders has made a career out of saying things that make people blush.

"Our country talked about masturbation more than in December of 1994 than they ever have in the history of the country, and you know, people would think you'd be embarrassed about that," she said. "I'm not embarrassed about that." (128K WAV sound)

Elders has no regrets about saying masturbation should be part of sex education, though that comment forced her resignation from the Clinton Administration nearly two years ago. The whole incident takes up just three pages in her new autobiography, "From Sharecropper's Daughter To Surgeon General
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Reply #21 posted 09/17/06 5:01pm

IrresistibleB1
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pkidwell said:

if more people masturbated instead of just trying to get laid, there would be fewer problems in the world

Former Surgeon General Joyceln Elders has made a career out of saying things that make people blush.

"Our country talked about masturbation more than in December of 1994 than they ever have in the history of the country, and you know, people would think you'd be embarrassed about that," she said. "I'm not embarrassed about that." (128K WAV sound)

Elders has no regrets about saying masturbation should be part of sex education, though that comment forced her resignation from the Clinton Administration nearly two years ago. The whole incident takes up just three pages in her new autobiography, "From Sharecropper's Daughter To Surgeon General


Joycelin Elders rocked! nod
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Reply #22 posted 09/17/06 5:47pm

alwayslate

pkidwell said:

if more people masturbated instead of just trying to get laid, there would be fewer problems in the world



i agree. i would much rather have an orgasm than carjack somebody.
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Reply #23 posted 09/17/06 8:34pm

brownsugar

kidelrich said:

Maybe you're not doing it right.

oh i do it right. its just not enough lol
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Reply #24 posted 09/17/06 9:11pm

kidelrich

brownsugar said:

kidelrich said:

Maybe you're not doing it right.

oh i do it right. its just not enough lol


giggle you know that's right.
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