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MASTURBATION IS LIKE..... ....starving and only eating a bag of chips, it does very little
luckily i haven't had to do this in awhile , but i was discussing this awhile ago and i've come to the conclusion that thats how i feel about the subject. | |
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Oh My!!! | |
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Umm, it does enough for me to get me by. This one's for you. | |
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to each its own. relax guys, i'm bored and this is something i was talking about | |
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It's more like fast food...not nearly as satisfying as a 7-course meal, but can hit the spot if you're in a hurry..lol
Oh, and it can also come with toys...lol [Edited 9/16/06 20:51pm] | |
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Byron said: It's more like fast food...not nearly as satisfying as a 7-course meal, but can hit the spot if you're in a hurry..lol
Oh, and it can also come with toys...lol [Edited 9/16/06 20:51pm] Hell yeah. The minibullet was my pal. Til I ran out of batteries a couple of times. It's a pain replacing watch batteries all the damn time. This one's for you. | |
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Byron said: It's more like fast food...not nearly as satisfying as a 7-course meal, but can hit the spot if you're in a hurry..lol
Oh, and it can also come with toys...lol [Edited 9/16/06 20:51pm] god i missed reading yours and brownsugar's posts ok...back to ing... | |
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You must have the wrong Rabbit. Plus...you're refering to only one orifice?? Uhhh.. go on the internet and take a look at all the sex toys. | |
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CortestheKiller said: Byron said: It's more like fast food...not nearly as satisfying as a 7-course meal, but can hit the spot if you're in a hurry..lol
Oh, and it can also come with toys...lol [Edited 9/16/06 20:51pm] Hell yeah. The minibullet was my pal. Til I ran out of batteries a couple of times. It's a pain replacing watch batteries all the damn time. The mini in minibullet says alot. | |
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AndGodCreatedMe said: You heard me...there's other ways to orgasm. | |
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Byron said: It's more like fast food...not nearly as satisfying as a 7-course meal, but can hit the spot if you're in a hurry..lol
Oh, and it can also come with toys...lol [Edited 9/16/06 20:51pm] see thats just it. i dont even see it as that its more of just a snack or frozen dinner that does nothing unless you eat at least 20 of them badboys :lo: | |
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Ex-Moderator | brownsugar said: Byron said: It's more like fast food...not nearly as satisfying as a 7-course meal, but can hit the spot if you're in a hurry..lol
Oh, and it can also come with toys...lol [Edited 9/16/06 20:51pm] see thats just it. i dont even see it as that its more of just a snack or frozen dinner that does nothing unless you eat at least 20 of them badboys :lo: That's a lot of 'frozen dinner'. |
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CarrieMpls said: brownsugar said: see thats just it. i dont even see it as that its more of just a snack or frozen dinner that does nothing unless you eat at least 20 of them badboys :lo: That's a lot of 'frozen dinner'. indeed | |
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I actually prefer masturbation to intercourse.
It's like getting dessert without the having to eat the meatloaf. | |
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"I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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The ONLY reason I "came" to this damn thread.
"Who gon' clean up all deez Flowers" ----Eddie Murphy as mr. clarence | |
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brownsugar said: ....starving and only eating a bag of chips, it does very little
luckily i haven't had to do this in awhile , but i was discussing this awhile ago and i've come to the conclusion that thats how i feel about the subject. The food looks delish! And actually, sometimes I'd rather do myself. | |
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Maybe you're not doing it right. | |
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Byron said: It's more like fast food...not nearly as satisfying as a 7-course meal, but can hit the spot if you're in a hurry..lol
Oh, and it can also come with toys...lol [Edited 9/16/06 20:51pm] and there it is. | |
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if more people masturbated instead of just trying to get laid, there would be fewer problems in the world
Former Surgeon General Joyceln Elders has made a career out of saying things that make people blush. "Our country talked about masturbation more than in December of 1994 than they ever have in the history of the country, and you know, people would think you'd be embarrassed about that," she said. "I'm not embarrassed about that." (128K WAV sound) Elders has no regrets about saying masturbation should be part of sex education, though that comment forced her resignation from the Clinton Administration nearly two years ago. The whole incident takes up just three pages in her new autobiography, "From Sharecropper's Daughter To Surgeon General | |
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pkidwell said: if more people masturbated instead of just trying to get laid, there would be fewer problems in the world
Former Surgeon General Joyceln Elders has made a career out of saying things that make people blush. "Our country talked about masturbation more than in December of 1994 than they ever have in the history of the country, and you know, people would think you'd be embarrassed about that," she said. "I'm not embarrassed about that." (128K WAV sound) Elders has no regrets about saying masturbation should be part of sex education, though that comment forced her resignation from the Clinton Administration nearly two years ago. The whole incident takes up just three pages in her new autobiography, "From Sharecropper's Daughter To Surgeon General Joycelin Elders rocked! | |
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pkidwell said: if more people masturbated instead of just trying to get laid, there would be fewer problems in the world
i agree. i would much rather have an orgasm than carjack somebody. | |
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kidelrich said: Maybe you're not doing it right.
oh i do it right. its just not enough | |
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brownsugar said: kidelrich said: Maybe you're not doing it right.
oh i do it right. its just not enough you know that's right. | |
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