Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour

100MPH said:

i think it's called "Org Watchers"

Astronaut Neil Armstrong first stepped on the moon with his left foot

Oh yeah this reminds me of another useless....Buzz Aldrin is a jerk.

FruitToAttractBears said:

Who's that ?

The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly

100MPH said:

Ok , found it ... what made him a jerk ?

100MPH said:

I met him once. I tried talking to him, and asked for his autograph. He didn't even try to hide the fact that he wanted me to fuck off. I dunno maybe he was having a bad day or something, that's just my everlasting impression of him, lol.

some people actually have no sense of humor

or sense of smell

Nothinbutjoy said:

ahhh but the real question is does your hubby regularly breaks the law??


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Astronaut Neil Armstrong first stepped on the moon with his left foot

100MPH said:

More sex facts!



- An erection that shows through a man's clothing is illegal in: Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Indiana, Massachusetts, Mississippi, Nebraska, Nevada, New York, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, South Dakota, Tennessee, Utah, Vermont, Washington D.C. and Wisconsin.

-In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is against the law to have sex with a truck driver in a tollbooth. (There's every woman's fantasy gone down the drain).

- In Willowdale, Oregon it is against the law for a husband to talk to dirty in his wife's ear during sex.

- In Clinton, Oklahoma it is illegal to masturbate while watching two people have sex in a car.

- In Washington State there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding night!).

- In Newcastle, Wyoming it is illegal to have sex in a butcher shop's meat freezer.

- In Kingsville, Texas there is a law against two pigs having sex on Kingsville airport property.

- In Fairbanks, Alaska it is illegal for mooses to have sex on the city sidewalks.

- In Ventura County, California cats and dogs may not have sex without a permit.

100MPH said:

i think it's called "Org Watchers"
[Edited 9/18/06 7:24am]

It's impossible to with your eyes open

IrresistibleB1tch said:

I've already lost fifteen pounds on this plan.

minneapolisgenius said:

wow! 15, huh? that's very impressive!

IrresistibleB1tch said:

It is. And it's getting easier by the day.

Statistics show that when it comes to people dying,
the leading cause is death.