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PrintableIllustrator said: 100MPH said: A group of frogs is called an army
A group of rhinos is called a crash A group of kangaroos is called a mob A group of whales is called a pod A group of geese is called a gaggle A group of officers is called a mess A group of larks is called an exaltation A group of owls is called a parliament A group of unicorns is called a blessing Twelve or more cows are known as a flink . . . A group of orgers is called an invasion.   By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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The average mattress contains about two million dust mites.
More than half the weight of an old pillow is accounted for by the weight of the dust mites it contains. By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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PurpleJedi said: The average mattress contains about two million dust mites.
More than half the weight of an old pillow is accounted for by the weight of the dust mites it contains. EWWWW  'A pillow covered in all our tears' | |
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actionthisday said: PurpleJedi said: The average mattress contains about two million dust mites.
More than half the weight of an old pillow is accounted for by the weight of the dust mites it contains. EWWWW 
...and MANY people are allergic to dust mite poop. So if you have constant allergies, have your bed tested. By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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FruitToAttractBears said: Oral sex is illegal in: Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.C.
 Holy crap! I'm looking at a life sentence! | |
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JustErin said: kidelrich said: No crocs in Florida. Only alligators.  Not true! They have crocs in southern Florida. Their numbers are just not as high. You're gonna teach me about Florida. Please. I grew up there.  | |
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It's my birthday soonz. And i love birthdayz. But then i feel guilty after i have my birthday, like i should give my damn birthday to someone else 
I am rather peculiar
Anywayz it'z my birthday soon... No hablo espanol,no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien...
 "Come into my world..."
Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! "  | |
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FruitToAttractBears said: More sex facts!
- An erection that shows through a man's clothing is illegal in: Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Indiana, Massachusetts, Mississippi, Nebraska, Nevada, New York, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, South Dakota, Tennessee, Utah, Vermont, Washington D.C. and Wisconsin. -In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is against the law to have sex with a truck driver in a tollbooth. (There's every woman's fantasy gone down the drain). - In Willowdale, Oregon it is against the law for a husband to talk to dirty in his wife's ear during sex. - In Clinton, Oklahoma it is illegal to masturbate while watching two people have sex in a car. - In Washington State there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding night!). - In Newcastle, Wyoming it is illegal to have sex in a butcher shop's meat freezer. - In Kingsville, Texas there is a law against two pigs having sex on Kingsville airport property. - In Fairbanks, Alaska it is illegal for mooses to have sex on the city sidewalks. - In Ventura County, California cats and dogs may not have sex without a permit. I don't know whether or not to start buying all my meat from Newcastle, WY or be pissed that they don't want to experiment with "special" marinates.  I'm firmly planted in denial |
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Nothinbutjoy said: FruitToAttractBears said: More sex facts!
- An erection that shows through a man's clothing is illegal in: Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Indiana, Massachusetts, Mississippi, Nebraska, Nevada, New York, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, South Dakota, Tennessee, Utah, Vermont, Washington D.C. and Wisconsin. -In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is against the law to have sex with a truck driver in a tollbooth. (There's every woman's fantasy gone down the drain). - In Willowdale, Oregon it is against the law for a husband to talk to dirty in his wife's ear during sex. - In Clinton, Oklahoma it is illegal to masturbate while watching two people have sex in a car. - In Washington State there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding night!). - In Newcastle, Wyoming it is illegal to have sex in a butcher shop's meat freezer. - In Kingsville, Texas there is a law against two pigs having sex on Kingsville airport property. - In Fairbanks, Alaska it is illegal for mooses to have sex on the city sidewalks. - In Ventura County, California cats and dogs may not have sex without a permit. I don't know whether or not to start buying all my meat from Newcastle, WY or be pissed that they don't want to experiment with "special" marinates. ahhh but the real question is does your hubby regularly breaks the law?? 
. [Edited 9/17/06 22:59pm]  She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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In Tasmania (Australia) it's illigal for men to wear womens clothing on a Sunday. | |
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althom said: In Tasmania (Australia) it's illigal for men to wear womens clothing on a Sunday.
You just totally rained on my birthday parade!! How could you!!  No hablo espanol,no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien...
"Come into my world..."
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An unpronouncable word or type i.e O)+-> is called a dingbat!! The Most Important Thing In Life Is Sincerity....Once You Can Fake That, You Can Fake Anything. |
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FruitToAttractBears said: More sex facts!
- In Washington State there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding night!). Are there still any people living? How do they get children? | |
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calldapplwondery83 said: FruitToAttractBears said: More sex facts!
- In Washington State there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding night!). Are there still any people living? How do they get children? They buy them two-for-one at blue light specials in K-marts in Oregon. | |
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There are only 2 words in the English Language that don't ryhme with anything:
1. Orange 2. Month Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
Don't Talk About It, Be About It! | |
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PurpleJedi said: The average mattress contains about two million dust mites.
More than half the weight of an old pillow is accounted for by the weight of the dust mites it contains. GOOD LORD! No wonder I have to get allergy shots twice a week!  | |
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calldapplwondery83 said: FruitToAttractBears said: More sex facts!
- In Washington State there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding night!). Are there still any people living? How do they get children? I guess no one presses charges.  " | |
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FruitToAttractBears said: More sex facts!
- An erection that shows through a man's clothing is illegal in: Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Indiana, Massachusetts, Mississippi, Nebraska, Nevada, New York, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, South Dakota, Tennessee, Utah, Vermont, Washington D.C. and Wisconsin. -In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is against the law to have sex with a truck driver in a tollbooth. (There's every woman's fantasy gone down the drain). - In Willowdale, Oregon it is against the law for a husband to talk to dirty in his wife's ear during sex. - In Clinton, Oklahoma it is illegal to masturbate while watching two people have sex in a car. - In Washington State there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding night!). - In Newcastle, Wyoming it is illegal to have sex in a butcher shop's meat freezer. - In Kingsville, Texas there is a law against two pigs having sex on Kingsville airport property. - In Fairbanks, Alaska it is illegal for mooses to have sex on the city sidewalks. - In Ventura County, California cats and dogs may not have sex without a permit.  We Michiganders are freaks! | |
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victoria's secret doesn't have lingerie for women with big busts | |
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purplerein said: victoria's secret doesn't have lingerie for women with big busts
How big are we talking about here? Cuz I have bras/lingerie from them and they fit fine. They have a line for ladies with the big boobage. [Edited 9/18/06 7:06am] | |
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JustErin said: purplerein said: victoria's secret doesn't have lingerie for women with big busts
How big are we talking about here? Cuz I have bras/lingerie from them and they fit fine. They have a line for ladies with the big boobage. [Edited 9/18/06 7:06am] fine boobage. that is you. | |
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JustErin said: purplerein said: victoria's secret doesn't have lingerie for women with big busts
How big are we talking about here? Cuz I have bras/lingerie from them and they fit fine. They have a line for ladies with the big boobage. [Edited 9/18/06 7:06am] I dunno....42d? | |
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purplerein said: JustErin said: How big are we talking about here? Cuz I have bras/lingerie from them and they fit fine. They have a line for ladies with the big boobage. [Edited 9/18/06 7:06am] I dunno....42d? what size are yours?   | |
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kidelrich said: purplerein said: I dunno....42d? what size are yours? if youre going to make jokes, you gotta accept jokes made about you, right Kidel? just sayin. | |
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kidelrich said: purplerein said: I dunno....42d? what size are yours?  man boobies | |
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purplerein said: kidelrich said: what size are yours? if youre going to make jokes, you gotta accept jokes made about you, right Kidel? just sayin. a certain kind of joke repeated ad infinitum is what I had a prob with. just sayin'. | |
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China has more English speakers than the United States | |
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"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt" | |
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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour  | |
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The strongest muscle in the body is the  | |
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