And I'm not talking just after a meal but chronic non-brushers. I am shocked at how many men simply do not brush their teeth. I'm talkin fortified chunks and thick plaque. Not tartar but plaque

My teeth aren't perfect but I don't have 27 weeks worth of food bits hangin off em either. I met the hottest guy at Bingo once, got all excited that he was making eyes at me and when he approached me I could smell his mouth from 5 feet away No amount of physical hotness can make up for nasty ass teeth, which equals death breath.

Someone can have crooked teeth or gaps or whatever and as long as they brush and take care of them, I don't mind. But the guys I'm talking about have a buffet graveyard in their mouth and their teeth are the tombstones.

BRUSH YOUR FREAKING TEETH!

4fuckinREAL... I am laughing, but laughing at the truth of this laziness of horrid disguise. How can this be true... but it is.

I have been waiting 2 use this cartoon graphic now i got the opportunity 2 do so.

katt said:

I'd rather eat ass than kiss these dudes mouths!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

they must have been bad

katt said:

Chunky plaque and grey. Grey like Crayon grey

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

i would purchase a toothbrush and keep it handy and if u ever bump into him say hi then pass him the tooth brush saying "dont forget ur tooth brush" then walk quickly away I did that with a deodrant can 2 someone and I got a mouthfull but she took the hint

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

LMAO!!!!

And chicks are not exempt either. There is one girl at work who has teeth like this, really really plaguey and I used to know this girl who lived in an apartment complex I lived in who's breath was so bad that it smelled like she had stomach and throat cancer.....whatever that would smell like I don't know but that's what I always thought. And the wierd thing is she got really hot dudes all the time. I cannot ignore a scary ass mouth like that, not even if everything about the person was God to me.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

vomitrocious.

Teeth Brushing is a learned behavior that had to be reinforced within every child during childhood. Bad dental hygeen is often a sign of neglect of those people during childhood. And for that you mock them? Maybe you should be ashamed of yourself now.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

HOW is that possible? unless all them hot dudes have a yuck-mouth fetish, i don't see how she can get all the guys...

MickG said:

you better shut the phuck up Mick!!!! How dare you try and spin the stench of their neglect off on me!

Look, they are adults now and they are neglecting themselves. It really is a sign that they just don't care and the fact that they might have gotten their asses whooped when they were kids is no excuse!!

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

guys will screw anything. I can get over and look past a lot of shit but I'm not a typical guy in that way because I'm telling you the bingo guy is so super hot and no way am I getting close to him because I cannot get past that mouth of his.

Oh god.

You know what's funny? Last guy I dated didn't brush his teeth regularly. Regularly to me meaning twice per day. He brushed them probably a few times per week.

NASTY, right?

Except his breath didn't stink. I always found it completely amazing.

He did go to the dentist regularly, at least.

HereToRockYourWorld said:

I have a friend that flosses rarely and if I don't floss every day forget about it! Her breath is fine too. I'm constantly brushing my teeth Matter of fact, I want my whole head to disolve from the strength of the toothpaste

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Um.....Ew.

OH

my

GOD!!!

I don't understand that shit at all. I brush AT LEAST twice a day, sometimes more. I mean, drink some coffee & see the residue it leaves behind in your mouth - just rinse, it's fucking GROSS. I don't understand folks that can just eat & let it LIVE

Repulsive.

Related to the bad breath issue, I recently tried Orbit chewing gum and while I'm certainly a proponent of fresh breath, the peppermint flavor in this gum was so intense it caused my eyes to water and brought on a sneezing fit.

Who recalls disclosing tablets? When I was small I would chew a bunch of them and go frighten the next door neighbor children by telling them my mouth was bleeding.

WillyWonka said:

Disclosing tablets are COOL.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I rarely floss. I believe that dental floss is the devil.

I do brush at LEAST twice per day, though. Often three times, and I generally rinse my mouth after I eat. And I'm a fan of Listerine. If my breath is bad (other than occasional coffee breath, I suppose), I don't know it, and somebody needs to tell me.

HereToRockYourWorld said:

Flossing is actually more important than brushing Gotta get under those gums



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HereToRockYourWorld said:

th' balls is a disclosing tablet?

CalhounSq said:

OK, you know what else trips me out? People who never brush their tongues! I know someone that thinks I'm crazy for brushing my tongue and I'm like hello you need to brush your tongue too! And they think I'm even crazier for brushing the roof of my mouth!!

I'm like mommie dearest, brillo pad in hand, on a Christina rampage when it comes to cleaning my mouth

HereToRockYourWorld said:

I have to floss as the gaps in my teeth trap that shit like a desperate fur trader

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

those things they used to give you in elementary that would turn the plaque on your teeth pink so you knew where you needed to brush.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I'm more of a tongue scraper, not a brusher But I've never done the roof Supa, DAMN! I usually hit the roof w/ my tongue during brushing or mouthwash

Damn, now you got me thinking about the roof of my mouth

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

They are small chewable tablets which use a special dye that attaches to plaque. They are useful in highlighting problems areas in toothbrushing so that one might focus on those particular areas more carefully in the future.

After chewing disclosing tablets, one's mouth looks like this: