After being interviewed by the school administration, the
teaching prospect said, "Let me see if I've got this right:

"You want me to go into that room with all those kids, correct

their disruptive behavior, observe them for signs of abuse, monitor
their dress habits, censor their T-shirt messages, and instill in
them a love for learning.

"You want me to check their backpacks for weapons, wage war on

drugs and sexually transmitted diseases, and raise their sense of
self esteem and personal pride.

"You want me to teach them patriotism and good citizenship,
sportsmanship and fair play, and how to register to vote, balance a
checkbook, and apply for a job.

"You want me to check their heads for lice, recognize signs of

anti-social behavior, and make sure that they all pass the state
exams.

"You want me to provide them with an equal education
regardless of their handicaps, and communicate regularly
with their parents by letter, telephone, newsletter, and report card.

"You want me to do all this with a piece of chalk, a
blackboard, a bulletin board, a few books, a big smile,
and a starting salary that qualifies me for food stamps.

"You want me to do all this and then you tell me...

"I CAN'T PRAY?"


Everyone have a great weekend!!!

Where do you find these?

I am crying... this is so fucking true!

funkpill said:

Preach it, brother!

http://www.prince.org/msg...2218?&pg=1