GottaLetitgo said:

i think we're talking prunes

My partner had a Hysterectomy and she was quite unwell afterwards for a week or so. The only reason she did this was because she had requested it to be done during the C-Section when our son was born, however, "They (the hospital) Forgot" to do the procedure and called her back in a few months later!!

I felt really guilty because of how ill she looked, but, she had made it clear to me that she was going to have it done because she had "set her mind to it" prior to having the Baby.


However, we did discuss the Vasectomy and I would have taken this route if it had not been for the fact the Hospital could do the Hysterectomy during the C-Section.

If that makes me a Pussy, then so be it.....

myownprivateinsanity said:

I know, I know. He don't half come out with some crap.

I think in his case, from what I remember, the anaesthetic didn't work properly... So he could literally feel it sawing through his tubes. Yikes!!

Say no more.

IstenSzek said:

I'm glad you didn't say raisins.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I am not taking sides here but you're killing me today, Supa.

I've had one!

Watched The Wife have three big babies, last one a C-section, I had no argument to her "I've done my bit", we both wanted her off the pill, she made the appointment, appointment 3 months after last baby born, Doc said procedure isn't 100%, also reversal possible but doesn't have a high success rate.

Op itself took 20/30 minutes, got to shave my own scrotum (), scrub nurse was a girl I knew from school, she was more embarrased than I was, it was a local anaesthetic, two small incisions on the front-facing side of the scrote, snip-snip-tie-tie, job done.

Left the hospital same day, took paracetamol/ibuprofen for 24 hours, was a little uncomfortable thereafter but no swelling, 4 days later ran down the stairs, decided not to run down the stairs for a while.

Was given two sample tubes to send in after 10 and 12 weeks, I think, I've yet to do it! 10 months on, no issues, apart for a new found appreciation of Barbara Streisand. Kidding.

I found the whole thing easy and fairly painless, but it's not to say everyone does/will.

Feel free to ask questions.

fathermcmeekle said:

all these years, and THIS is the thread where you start divulging personal information? you rock, my friend!

IrresistibleB1tch said:

I'm always happy to talk about my scrotum, just no-ones asked!

fathermcmeekle said:

i think this is the beginning of a whole new level of org fame for you!

IrresistibleB1tch said:

My scrote might have to wear a disguise when it goes out in public....

fathermcmeekle said:

GottaLetitgo said:

yes erm....no.

i dunno

IrresistibleB1tch said:

This thread is making me squirm in my seat.

Why bother with a vasectomy. Just do like the porn stars do, every time you're done, just shoot it all over her face.

Okay, I have appreciated the advice so far but I have one more question. How in the hell do you reverse this? I mean if I want to get this reversed later in life, for whatever reason (maybe to have a son, who I will name Captain), how can that be done? I mean I know it can be done but I am asking how from a medical standpoint they can make the sperm potent again. Is there an on/off switch down there or something? How in the hell do you undo something like this?

Should I just go to www.snipitoff.com or something and see if they have an FAQ?

GottaLetitgo said:

there is such a thing as a reversible vasectomy. It's only available on models made in 1964 and above

purplerein said:

Is that 4 cylander or 6?

No seriously, when they reverse it does the doctor just do everything backwards? Do they put in the scrotum what they have taken out? Or do they have replacement parts somewhere?

GottaLetitgo said:

My understanding is they use scrotal tubing and whatnot from cattle. Sheep I think.

fathermcmeekle said:

Sheep and cow parts? Hmmmm...sounds tempting.

No seriously I think convincing arguments have been made in this thread. I think when all is said and done, it is very unlikely that we will spawn again and that is kind of a sad thought. But my daughters are wonderful and I am enjoying watching them grown up and I feel very lucky and blessed to have them.

Whenever I do set this up I will post some updates and see if maybe I can get a camera in the hospital to send real-time photos.

onenitealone said:

Actually, there is more to say

When my Aunt Cindy was pregnant with her last child, there were complications. During the contractions the babies heart beat would race. The doctors said that they needed to go in because the child was in distress. They gave her some anasthsia for the C-Section but during one of the contractions the babies heartbeat stopped. The umbilical cord was wrapped around his neck and the contractions were literally chocking him to death.

So the doctor said they simply could not wait any longer if they were going to save the child and my aunt gave the go-ahead. When they started cutting into her stomach, she felt everything because the anasthesia hadn't taken effect yet!!!! Cutting the skin on the ball sack is nothing compared to that! And I'm a ball owner I know how precious our jewels are

fathermcmeekle said:

You LIE! I know after all this time I have at least one time inquired about your junk!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Sorry to hear about Aunty Cindy. I hope her and the baby were well in the end.

And, yes, our jewels are there to be protected!

AlfofMelmak said:

onenitealone said:

Auntie and baby are fine

GottaLetitgo said:

hun your sperm is always going to be potent
it's just not going to end up in my hoohaa anymore

but you realize that you still squirt, right??
seminal fluid is made up of other stuff besides sperm
the sperm gets a road block but everything else works just fine

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Just read about your Auntie - - Glad to see that both are ok.

emm said:

One of my exes was fixed and he told his friend that he squirted powder and his friend believed him! Emm is right, there is no change other than the swimmers.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

In that case, I'm going to have a vasectomy and hope it turns out like one of those party poppers.

onenitealone said:

***Streamers hitting the ceiling***

Oh My Alun!