KoolEaze said:

People shouldn't live their life in case of small chance tragedy. Men, if you want to not have kids don't let anyone talk you into doing what you need to do not to have them.

don't do it

Dewrede said:

Don't make your wife do it. Don't be a pussy.

HereToRockYourWorld said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

your wife carried your two children and gave birth to them
honor her by making this comparatively small sacrifice





that being said, i know it's scary
my brother in law was dragging his heels (and his knuckles ) over it for a long time
but i didn't even hear a whimper from him afterwards
i think the contemplation of it is worse than the reality. get 'er done, cap'n!

GottaLetitgo said:

and stuff

emm said:

please tell me it is purely coïncidence that those look
like ripped off testicles with loose tubes stickin' out

IstenSzek said:

emm said:

I'm motivated! I'm totally pumped! I'm going right after work!

IstenSzek said:

you really weren't helping there cutie!!

emm said:

i'm sorry



anyways, my cousin had the procedure done and he's a big cry baby
always complaining about every trip to the dentist and just a lot
of general

but when he had this done he said it really wasn't a big deal and
it didn't really hurt at all

i was like it must be really painless if you don't have one
thing to bitch about, lol.

IstenSzek said:

It's basically cutting through the ball sack and snipping the tube. They don't fuck with your actual balls The woman has to basically have a C-section. It's much easier for the man and think how better you'll feel knowing there will be no accidents and you can freeball it in her sugar walls. Win win!

as simple as can be, plus my doc hooked me up with pain pills even though I didn't need them

Is it outpatient? Will I still be able to ride a bike? Are my dreams as an Olympic Equestrian hopeful dashed?

GottaLetitgo said:

GottaLetitgo said:

if you rode a horse more often, this would likely not even be an issue!

GottaLetitgo said:

Not wanna spoil the biking-fun but you might wanna keep this in mind :

_____

Research On Bicycle Saddles And Sexual Health Comes Of Age


August 23, 2005 - Steven Schrader, a prominent researcher in sexual andreproductive health, philosophized in a guest editorial of theSeptember issue of The Journal of Sexual Medicine that it is time tomove on - the current scientific focus on the relationship betweenbicycle riding and sexual health has now shifted. Whereas past researchemphasized whether or not a causal relationship existed between bicycleriding on a saddle (cause) and erectile dysfunction (disease), Dr.Schrader now states that the next step of contemporary research on thesubject should focus on intervention

Dr. Schrader is a supervisory research biologist at the NationalInstitute for Occupational Safety and Health (NIOSH). The statements inthe editorial represent his professional opinion and do not necessarilyreflect any policy statements by NIOSH.

Dr. Schrader was asked to review three new articles on thetopic published in the current issue of The Journal of Sexual Medicineentitled, "Bicycle Riding and Erectile Dysfunction: An Increase inInterest (and Concern)" by Huang et al, "Only the Nose Knows: PenileHemodynamic Study of the Perineum - Saddle Interface in Men withErectile Dysfunction Utilizing Bicycle Saddles and Seats with andwithout Nose Extensions" by Munarriz et al, and "Development of a NewGeometric Bicycle Saddle for the Maintenance of Genital-PerinealVascular Perfusion" by Breda et al.

These three peer-reviewed articles research thepathophysiology of the erectile dysfunction (ED) associated withbicycling. They together report that the high pressures in the perineumwhile straddling a saddle compress and temporarily occlude penile bloodflow. They also hypothesized that the lining vessels of the compressedarteries become damaged, thus leading to potential permanent arteryblockage.

However, not all men who ride bicycles will develop erectiledysfunction. One past study suggested that sexual health consequencesadversely affect 5% of riders (based on survey data that wouldtherefore include 1,000,000 riding men with ED).

"One would not expect that every bicyclist would suffer from EDany more than one would expect every smoker would get lung cancer,"says Schrader. "The next steps are quite clear. Effective strategiesbased on sound ergonometrics and urogenital physiologic principles andtesting are needed to reduce the risk of erectile dysfunction frombicycle riding." Schrader further concluded that "the health benefitsfrom having unrestricted vascular flow to and from the penis areself-evident."

Dr. Schrader's ground-breaking research in 2002 reported on thehazards of bicycle riding in police officers. This past innovativeresearch concluded that nighttime erections were of poorer quality inbiking police officers compared to non-biking police officers.Furthermore, nighttime erection quality decreased as seat pressureincreased and as the average number of hours in the saddle a dayincreased.

To better appreciate the scope of the problem, a 2002 NationalSurvey of Pedestrian and Bicyclist Attitudes and Behaviors wassponsored by the US Department of Transportation's National HighwayTraffic Safety Administration (NHTSA) and Bureau of TransportationStatistics, in part to gauge bicycle use. According to the survey,approximately 57 million people, 27.3% of the population age 16 orolder, rode a bicycle at least once during the summer of 2002 (www.bicyclinginfo.org/survey2002.htm).

http://www.sciencedaily.c...080847.htm

GottaLetitgo said:

Again, I have to stress "don't do it". Think of Nancy Reagan's anti-drug message.

Can you ask the doc some questions for my wife...she is too embarrassed to ask.

Does it make your love juice taste any different? and Is it lower in calories, like frozen yogurt?



Actually, I'm thinking about doing this myself...there are lots of ways to have a good time without actually spilling inside, but you tend to miss it after awhile.
[Edited 9/13/06 14:33pm]

Revolution said:

Cum has no calories.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Nothing wrong with the birthcontrol pill

IrresistibleB1tch said:

I once rode an equestrian like a horse.
[Edited 9/13/06 14:39pm]

Dewrede said:

That's a short term solution though...you don't want your wife to be on for
too long.

Illustrator said:

Actually, she wasn't reaaly an equestion. But she did look like a horse.
And I did ride her like an Olympian.

onenitealone said:

He is a pussy !!! Please don't ever let him be representitive of the average UK male

Illustrator said:

Dewrede said:

That's not true for some people.

No way!!!

Illustrator said:

:rimshot:

someone's on a comedy roll tonight!