The wife has been talking about me "taking a bit off the top" if you will and the whole thing has me scared silly. Am I ready to render my potency null and void at the tender age of 34? Do I want to walk around like my beloved neutered lab/sheltie mix does, all destitute and devoid of purpose? And why in hell would I want someone wielding a scalpel down there in the first place.

As valid as her arguments are (mainly "I ain't doing it!") I just question this whole process. Anyone been through it? Am I worried for nothing? Or is it every bit the hell I envision in my mind's eye?

GottaLetitgo said:

um...a bit off the top is a circumsion.

purplerein said:

Okay a bit off the bottom then.

The Captain was much more adept at the penis talk.
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dont fuck with the jewels

brownsugar said:

I'm quoting you on that...that's a great argument!

Well, my ex-husband went in for this procedure after our second child and it was pretty painless, I guess. They didn't cut, they used a punch to do it - ten minute procedure. He said it was a slight discomfort. He did have some minor swelling but the ice pack took that down.

Yes, you should. Permanent birth control is simple and safe for you, and it's a major deal for her. Step the fuck up.

Honestly, the procedure is no big deal.

seriously, it will be healthier for her to be off b/c pills, and more enjoyable then wearing a prophylactic.

Think carefully!

compared to what your wife would have to endure, a vasectomy is the saner easier route. Are you done with kids? If so, shooting blanks shouldn't bother you. You could store your sperm for future use if you're that concerned.....

Mazurack said:

so they just punched him in the nuts??

IrresistibleB1tch said:

He would have deserved that! But, unfortunatley, no, they used like a hole punch thing.

look at it this way - if you don't get the snip and you guys pop out more rugrats, guess who isn't gonna hear the end of it for the next 20 or so years afterwards?

just sayin!

Mazurack said:

HereToRockYourWorld said:

Aww man, now I feel guilty.

Do they have an "at home" kit or something. I trust myself more when it comes to things like this.

GottaLetitgo said:

It's so simple, you could do it with a steak knife and some dental floss.

Don't do it Fmr. Captain!

I don't want to scare you but I heard someone say it was the most painful thing they'd ever experienced.

There again, it was Richard Madeley (a UK tv presenter). So it could be a load of bollocks.

yea, it s a quick, simple procedure, and reversible

dude, ask yourself this question after you had the lobotomy!!!!

Why would you let prince.org decide if you remain fertile or not? WEIRD!

who cares as long as it can still get hard and you can still do sex-type things with it?

Read a story about someone who had it done .
Eventually divorced and found a new love who wanted kids .
A reversed process is much more complicated and there's a bigger risk that it won't work again like before .
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No

Anx said:

I love my two rugrats now but I think any more will kill both me an the wife.

HereToRockYourWorld said:

Ouch!

HoneySuckle said:

Are you new?

100MPH said:

Men who have families are stupid for starting another one with younger chicks. Don't listen to this shit. Those women need to find fresh men, not ones who are going through midlife crisises and knocking up young chicks to feel alive again. Don't do dumb shit.

HereToRockYourWorld said:

I dunno. I'm luv4all7. Thats pretty new I guess.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

That's gonna be my new sig.

DON'T DO DUMB SHIT!