September 7, 2006

CHESHIRE, Ore. --A woman shot her husband in the back after he killed her pet chicken, the Lane County sheriff's deputies said. Deputies said they were sure that Mary Gray, 58, intended to shoot her husband, Stephen Gray, 43. They weren't certain if the husband meant to fire at the chicken.

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"We don't know if it was an accident or if it was on purpose," Sgt. Clint Riley said. "It depends who you ask."

Riley said the couple had been drinking for much of Monday while they did yard work at their rented home in the town northwest of Eugene, and they began arguing after Stephen Gray shot the chicken with a .44-caliber handgun.

Deputies said he was then hit with a shot from a .22-caliber rifle, and is recovering. Mary Gray was arraigned Tuesday on an assault charge.



Sounds like a country tune.
[Edited 9/10/06 7:05am]

That reminds me of a story a few years back when the bitch came home and found her husband on the couch fuckin the frozen thanksgiving turkey. He apologized and commented that they could still eat that mutulated bird. Bitch divorced him though.

WilburWiffenpoof said:

i don't blame her - that stain will NEVER come out of that couch!

"it doesnt need salt"

WilburWiffenpoof said:

Why ?


Was the Turkey cited as being the third Party?

Yep, sounds like a reasonable response.